25 Ways To Annoy Rosalie Hale Cullen :)
Burn all the mirrors in the house.
Tell her Dulche and Gabana Died.
Tell her Emmett left her for a person more gorgeous than she was.
Dye her hair to match Bella's
Do her makeup to look like Bella
Give her clothes that look like Bella (A/N AHAHAHAHA)
Tell Emmett that Rosalie had plastic surgery when she was human.
Tell her you will kill Emmett in front of her if she doesn't accept Bells
Burn her favorite pair of high heel boots
Make her go up to Jacob and kiss him for 20 seconds
Tell her Bella is pregnant and then go PYSCH!
Put a mirror in front of her when she's not looking and scream "OH MY GOD THAT GIRL IS MORE GOREGOUS THAN YOU!" and then laugh when she destroys the mirror
Tell her Bella died and then say PSYCH!! And then get Edward to beat her up when she really tries to kill Bella (A/N heh heh….)
Rip all her clothes and tell her Emmett did it out of anger from missing his favorite Sponge Bob Episode
Kill Emmett
Play "I'm a Barbie girl" every time she's in the room
Paint her car Pink and give her a bumper sticker that says I'M PLASTIC AND FANTASTIC!
Kill Emmett Again
Put animal blood in her bed and scream "OMG ROSALIE HAD HER FIRST PERIOD! YAY!" and then run like hell
Put her makeup in the blender
Kill Emmett Once again
Cover yourself in ketchup and lay on the ground without breathing, then when she comes back yell "LOOK I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD! YAY I'M A VAMPIRE TOO!" and then once more run like hell
Kill Emmett a fourth time
Tell Jacob to get a collar and put it on Rose saying she's a golden retriever
Call her Rosaline
Me: Bwahahahaha
Rosalie: Hey sweetie what yah doing?
Me: Nothing *smiles sweetly*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA THANKS FOR READING!! :D