STORY 1

The grumpy troll stared into the hipster's eyes and smiled warmly for once.

"Hey Eridan..." He said putting a hand on hand on his left shoulder.

"Y-yes Kar?" He said blushing a bit.

Karkat hugged Eridan. "Wanna know something new about me? It has to do with my quadrants." He wiggles his eyebrows.

Eridan nodded "Sure..."

"I... I like..." He started blushing a bit. "I like... TEREZI NOT YOU LOL!"

The troll pushed the heartbroken hipster away and walked of laughing.

Then he yelled back. "Plus your hair and cape are dumb!"