Hello guys. Today I'm going to be writing a small drabble purely comedy, mature and with some past experiences between me and my Fiancée.
Warning: This Fanfic is going to be extremely naughty, dirty, gross and FUCKING FUNNY.
I do hope you enjoy, let the fun begin.
Battle: 3 on 3
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon, PokeCockBalls or the Cock-Uh-Mon used in this Fic!
Rule: No cock blocking.
Rule: No AIDS.
Samantha sent out HerpesChu
David sent out CockZard
Start of turn 1
The foe's HerpesChu Herpes infected CockZard with an STD!
CockZard is now infected
CockZard used CockBlast!
HerpesChu lost 50 HP!
It's super effective!
Start of turn 2
Foe HerpesChu used HerpesWave
CockZard lost 10 HP!
CockZard is already infected
It's not very effective…
CockZard used CockEruption!
Foe HerpesChu lost 100 HP
Foe HerpesChu fainted!
Start of turn 3
Samantha switched in CondomBreaker
CockZard used CockEruption!
CockEruption doesn't seem to effect CondomBreaker
Foe CondomBreaker used CockSeal
Cockzard lost 250 HP!
It's super effective!
Cockzard fainted!
Start of turn 4
David switched in CockZilla
Foe CondomBreaker used CockBlock
CockZilla evaded the attack!
CockZilla used Penis Enlargement
Foe CondomBreaker lost 300 HP
Foe ComdomBreaker fainted!
Criticle hit!
Start of turn 5
[Samantha]: That Cock-Uh-Mon is fucking bullshit, you can't win without using legendaries.
[Samantha]: Whatever..
[David]: LOL!
Samantha has left the game!
David is the winner!
Well now, wasn't that just an interesting battle?
This will maybe be the only chapter, it all really depends, ya'know?
If I get a lot of reviews and/or people asking for an update, then I might.
Until then, bye!
:3