Some light drabble. Hope y'all like*^_^*

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Riker's Island Correctional Facility

Mike tried his best to ignore the wolf-whistles echoing throughout the prison ward, as he made his way briskly down the dank olive-green corridor, feeling every eye watching him as he did so.

"Hey Mr Cutter, you into conjugal visits?" A berley female prisoner called out to him, followed by the loud cackles of her associate inmates.

The well dressed attorney stood before the swarm of inmates.

"Sorry ladies, go back to your cells and watch MacGyver," he replied smugly. "'caz you aint gettin' any of this."

He continued to make his way towards the Visitors' room where he was meeting a defendant and her defence attorney.

"Oh come on, Mr Cutter, we haven't seen a man in months. We're desperate," another prisoner chimed in eagerly. "We'll even pay you with our prison-canteen money."

He ceased walking and turned around to face them once again, a laugh hindering behind his somewhat astounded expression. "You couldn't afford me!" He scoffed in amusement.

A rumble of exasperated gripes filled the room, the group of prisoners exchanging disgruntled glances in agitation.

"Right girls. Let's get him!"

The end

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