Chapter 1
AXOLOTL
...Quarks...
...Electrons...
...Atoms...
...Molecules...
...Cells-
-Wait, did he have cells?
That would be hilarious. A demon with cells!
Still, demons didn't have cells. Unless they had a physical form.
Which…he did have a physical form…at least he used to before
Before…
…before…
Sixer
Pine Tree
Shooting Star
Fez
A̹̘̽͐̌̂̄́̂l̜l̡̬̻̲͉̹̹̳ͫͫ̔̈́̽̆̉ ̪̪͈̞̘̼͓t̡̾͂͆h̥̰͙̘̽̋͌a̲̐̀ͮ̓̚tͧͫ̈̐͛̽ͣ ̧̤͍̥̲̘͕̱̏̍̿̇͗ͭ́p̳̲̞̠͔̖ͯ̓̍͋͑̇l̯͇̲ͥȃ̀̆͆̽ͫ͜n̜̱̮͋͛̿̇n̘̟̩̱͔̮̚i͚͙͖ͦͩ͊n̦ͬ͛g̮͇̬̝̮̤͉̍̓́̅̆̽
͈̍̑̆̈́
̥̖͎͎̜̭̮ͮͪ̄̾ͪ̑w̐o̽̊̚r̯̼̓̔̌̑̌͑ͦt̻̦̹h̗͇͔͖̫ͭ͌ͭ̂͘ͅl̸̲̦̳̍ͫ͂̄ͤe̯̺̹̹͎͚͉̋̕s͎̩̫̗̠̫̐s̻̻͔͝
̤̯ͦ͒͊ͬ́ͨ̚
b͎͇͍̂̏͊͂̌e̥͉͔̓͌̄͊͑̚c̲ͨ̽̈ͦͤͥà͈̠̪̠̞̽̚us̠̟͙̩ͨ͛̋ẽ͖͖͉̜̆͝ ̣̲̘̳͚ͥ͡õ̤͔̘͗̿͋f̖͔̤͚͐͆̒ ̹̼͈̭̐̎̓ẗ͔͖͖̙́͆̃̽ͣ͡h͂̄̌̐ọ͂̈̎s̓̽̂͑̚͏̥̰̩͓̼̣e ̺̣ͬ̕t̢̔͑͐̑͑ͩͦh̡̝͍̼̥̲͋̈́̓̓r̬̥̟̖̬̫ͨ͌ͤͭ̂̄ͭe̦͖͕̠̺͚̰ͥ̏̍͡e̝-̱̣̱͇̒ͣͧ̂͞d͚̲̼̝̓ͪ́̎̓̅į̪̮̯̥̘̣͌̆̂ḿ̺̦̌ͤͩͦe̙̭̲̝̤̐̔̑͛͌nͫͭͩ̉ͯ́̚s͆̍̓̈́͊ͩͧi̶͇ͧ͊o̰̿͂̀n̹͙ͨal ̼͇̙̳ͤm̱ͣ̕ḙ͙̤̳̖͍͊̉͛͆̿́a̤̻ͫ͛t͓̲̩̘̙̂ͬ́͊̏́̚b̼̯͙̻aͭͤ̓ḡ̱̯̖̩̓ͬ̑͟ŝ̶̍̀̅̇ͥ
͕̻̮̠̋͂ͮ̐
̟̻̰͈̰̬ͪ́T̵̘̦ḣ̦͍̩́͘e̟̳͍̦͎̫̦ͨ͛͌̀ ̢͓͚̟ͯ̈͊̈͋P̺̈́̔͑ḯ̎̾̅ͨ̍̋͞ń͇͒̾͋ͫ́e̥͎̖̪͜ͅs!ͮͧ͋̚
But…
He was alive now, in a sense. His final incantation hadn't been a waste. He still had a chance. Another chance to launch Weirdmageddon. More importantly, it meant he had another chance to rip each of those twins apart, molecule by molecule.
And it would be so much fun.
The only question was…
"WHERE IS MY BODY?"