James crouched low to the ground, Sirius and Remus following suit. The best prank of the history of pranks was going to take place and they couldn't be more excited.
Only a week into the new school year, and the three friends had a number of pranks planned. Well, it was their last year at Hogwarts after all, they had to make it so they would always be remembered.
James pushed his stubborn glasses up, and his bright hazel eyes narrowed.
"Evans is coming," James said ruffling his messy, midnight black hair unconsciously, he did that anytime Lily Evans was mentioned or around.
Sirius turned to look at him, on eyebrow raised, though no one could see it under his longish hair that always i perfectly /i fell into his eyes. "And how the bloody hell can you tell?"
"Just listen, hear those light feathery footsteps, I'm telling you its Evans."
Sirius rolled his deep gray eyes and sighed, his hand going up to play with his ear, where a silver hoop resided. He also had and industrial done in the same ear, claming that one day all the world would get them. He didn't want anything on his face for he would destroy his beautiful looks. "I think I've just about lost all faith in you Prongs."
Remus chuckled lightly. Remus was the most studious and goody boy-ish out of the three. He had brilliant golden eyes, and messy-ish brownish blond hair. He had a paper thin scar going through his one eyebrow and stopping at his cheek. It gave him that rough look. He had his lip pierced with a gold ring that was coated with a silver painting. As he couldn't go near true silver.
And wouldn't you know it, not two seconds later who should walk by but Lily Evans.
"Evans! Stop!" James said running out of his hiding place.
Lily stopped, aggravated. "Potter. I'm already late as it is to meet Kate and Addison, if this isn't about Head Business I'm too busy to be bothered."
Yeah, Lily hates James, and hates the fact their Head Boy and Girl together.
James rolled his eyes. "Your about to walk into the biggest prank of the year and I'm sure you don't want to be subjected to it, eh?" James asked. "It's called a friendly warning."
"Potter, you are anything but friendly." Lily muttered. "Okay, where is it so I can walk around it?"
"Prongs! Someone's coming hide!" Sirius hissed. James panicked grabbed Lily and threw him and her next to Remus and Sirius.
"Potter!" Lily shrieked. Not at all enjoying the fact she was being shoved behind a statue and squished in between Potter and Remus.
"Remus, Black." Lily nodded in acknowledgement bitterly.
"I don't get it? She calls be Black, you Potter, but nooo! We call Remus by his first name not Lupin!" Sirius muttered. br br
"That's because she likes me better, not shut up will you?" Remus hissed.
Professor McGonagall appeared talking to Professor Slughorn and James, Remus, and Sirius groaned audibly.
Lily just banged her head against the statue, they were so totally screwed and all thanks to Potter she would get in trouble also.
"I hope you know I hate you." Lily said. James shrugged. "Should we warn them?"
"Nope, we may be able to escape without them knowing." Sirius whispered hopefully.
Suddenly a loud annoying tune began playing, and Slughorn and McGonagall paused, right where the prank was to be taken place at.
Suddenly from now where cream pies came flying out from invisible locations and covering McGonagall and Slughorn completely. Confetti fell from the sky and the music got louder. Glitter fell and covered the two and every time they tried to take a step anther pie would attack, which brought louder music, confetti and glitter. It was a never ending torturous process.
McGonagall suddenly drew her wand and pointed it at the statue they were hiding behind. "FINITE!" br br
The statue crumbled to the ground and the four were exposed.
"The four of you….in my office…….NOW!" She said calmly but strict all the same.
Close to a half an hour later McGonagall appeared in her office, pie, glitter, and confetti free.
"Frankly, I'm disappointed in all of you, especially you Ms. Evans. I never would have thought…"
"Professor, Evans wasn't involved she just came before you did and….."
McGonagall looked murderous. "Makes no difference, guilty by association."
"Professor, isn't that a Muggle law?" Lily asked.
"Exactly, this leads up to your punishments. Since six years of detentions seem to have no affect on you. So from tomorrow morning till November 6th you will all attend a Muggle Co-ed boarding school." McGonagall said.
"But Professor! I've never had a detention and that's two months as Muggles!" Lily shrieked. "I've been a Muggle for the majority of my life! Please not that!"
James, Sirius, and Remus just stared there mouths agape and in horror.
"I'm sorry Ms. Evans; Professor Dumbledore agreed this was the best plan of action." McGonagall said calmly.
"But two months without head duties and lessons and my friends and Halloween and Hogesmede!" Lily shrieked.
"Ah, but that is the catch dear. When you guys return, it will be the same time you left. You will take a time turner so as to not miss any classes or time socializing with friends. It just like an extended school year of sorts. You will have to act like Muggles, dress like Muggles, talk like Muggles, and use absolutely no magic." McGonagall said.
Lily shrieked and stomped her foot and sat down. "Am I allowed to kill Potter on our return?" Lily asked.
"Do whatever you please my dear." McGonagall said smiling. "Now you are dismissed I want the three of you hear tomorrow morning, at 6 am sharp. You can't be late for your first day."