Disclaimer: What do you mean disclaimer? I own the world! :3

Halt: Um, no one owns me.

Me: But what about John Flanagan?

Halt: ...

Me: :3

Will: Why does everyone always post stories where I die or take in thieves or girls for an apprentice?

Horace: You took that chance when you applied for Ranger's Apprentice cast. *smirks*

Halt: I seem to notice that you two are seeing a lot of each other in those fan fictions... Being shipped and everything.

Will and Horace: SHUT UP!

Evanlyn and Alyss: Wait, what?!

Will: It's not true!

Horace: I don't know what those crazy people are thinking!

Halt: Right. *Grins like a wolf, which means it's not good for Will and Horace's health*

Lady Pauline: I seem to hear that you and Will are guilty of that too.

Will: Wait, what!? What the f-

Horace: Language, Will. There may be little kids out there.

Will: *glare switches between Halt and Horace*

Halt and Horace: *refuses to wither underneath Will's glare*

Erak: I'm just here because I'm being paid to talk. Who wants to hear a sea chantey?!

*All groan*

Alyss: I'm sure we all want to hear it, but you see we're supposed to be talking about the fan fictions.

Will: Thinking: Oh thank goodness Alyss is so good at amazing refusals.

Erak: I suppose...

Alyss: And why the *mutters something* are you going out with her?! *gestures to Evanlyn*

Will: I didn't do it, swear!

Evanlyn: I can PROMISE you that we are NOT seeing each other. Will is like a brother to me!

Halt: *Coughs* You do realize that- never mind.

Will: Halt, what were you about to say? Is it something about how you once accidentally called me son?

*Halt casually drops his hand to his sheath*

Will: Ok, ok, sorry.

Evanlyn: Awwwwww! Halt! *breaks off as Halt glares at her*

Erak: I've been looking through these and I'm not in any of them! Why in Gorlog's braided beard am I not the main topic of all fan fictions?

*no comment*

Erak: ... Fine, if you're going to be like that!

Alyss: Halt, you called Will son? But wait, that means... EWWWWW!

Evanlyn: What?

Alyss: If Pauline is like a mother figure to me and Halt is like a father figure to Will and they're married, then what does that make me a Will?!

Lady Pauline: Umm...

Halt: *blushes then glares at Alyss*

Will: Uhhh, that's... yuck.

Evanlyn: So I get him then?

Horace: Wait, what?! No!

Halt: Why, are you learning from those fan fictions? *says very very sweetly*

Horace: Why are we even still talking about those?

Will: I am still here you know.

*lighting strikes and Gilan appears*

Gilan: Hey guys! I'm here! I love these fan fictions about me pranking Halt, especially since they're all true! *Grins evilly*

Halt: I can promise you that you never managed to-

Gilan: "Dearest Pauline I want you to know that-"

*Halt jumps onto Gilan and they scuffle. Halt wins. Duh!*

Gilan: *breathlessly* Ok, ok, you win. I never pranked you by reading those love poems for Pauline in front of everyone.

*Halt's jaw drops through the ground*

Halt: WHAT?!

Ok, I got the poem from Halt's Favorite chapter 13. Here's a link **WARNING: you will die laughing, read at your own risk**: s/7837188/13/Halt-s-Favorite You may have to copy and paste it, I dunno.

Review if you want more or not! This is my first fan fiction so please no hate and only constructive criticism! Thank you! :3