Disclaimer: What do you mean disclaimer? I own the world! :3
Halt: Um, no one owns me.
Me: But what about John Flanagan?
Halt: ...
Me: :3
Will: Why does everyone always post stories where I die or take in thieves or girls for an apprentice?
Horace: You took that chance when you applied for Ranger's Apprentice cast. *smirks*
Halt: I seem to notice that you two are seeing a lot of each other in those fan fictions... Being shipped and everything.
Will and Horace: SHUT UP!
Evanlyn and Alyss: Wait, what?!
Will: It's not true!
Horace: I don't know what those crazy people are thinking!
Halt: Right. *Grins like a wolf, which means it's not good for Will and Horace's health*
Lady Pauline: I seem to hear that you and Will are guilty of that too.
Will: Wait, what!? What the f-
Horace: Language, Will. There may be little kids out there.
Will: *glare switches between Halt and Horace*
Halt and Horace: *refuses to wither underneath Will's glare*
Erak: I'm just here because I'm being paid to talk. Who wants to hear a sea chantey?!
*All groan*
Alyss: I'm sure we all want to hear it, but you see we're supposed to be talking about the fan fictions.
Will: Thinking: Oh thank goodness Alyss is so good at amazing refusals.
Erak: I suppose...
Alyss: And why the *mutters something* are you going out with her?! *gestures to Evanlyn*
Will: I didn't do it, swear!
Evanlyn: I can PROMISE you that we are NOT seeing each other. Will is like a brother to me!
Halt: *Coughs* You do realize that- never mind.
Will: Halt, what were you about to say? Is it something about how you once accidentally called me son?
*Halt casually drops his hand to his sheath*
Will: Ok, ok, sorry.
Evanlyn: Awwwwww! Halt! *breaks off as Halt glares at her*
Erak: I've been looking through these and I'm not in any of them! Why in Gorlog's braided beard am I not the main topic of all fan fictions?
*no comment*
Erak: ... Fine, if you're going to be like that!
Alyss: Halt, you called Will son? But wait, that means... EWWWWW!
Evanlyn: What?
Alyss: If Pauline is like a mother figure to me and Halt is like a father figure to Will and they're married, then what does that make me a Will?!
Lady Pauline: Umm...
Halt: *blushes then glares at Alyss*
Will: Uhhh, that's... yuck.
Evanlyn: So I get him then?
Horace: Wait, what?! No!
Halt: Why, are you learning from those fan fictions? *says very very sweetly*
Horace: Why are we even still talking about those?
Will: I am still here you know.
*lighting strikes and Gilan appears*
Gilan: Hey guys! I'm here! I love these fan fictions about me pranking Halt, especially since they're all true! *Grins evilly*
Halt: I can promise you that you never managed to-
Gilan: "Dearest Pauline I want you to know that-"
*Halt jumps onto Gilan and they scuffle. Halt wins. Duh!*
Gilan: *breathlessly* Ok, ok, you win. I never pranked you by reading those love poems for Pauline in front of everyone.
*Halt's jaw drops through the ground*
Halt: WHAT?!
Ok, I got the poem from Halt's Favorite chapter 13. Here's a link **WARNING: you will die laughing, read at your own risk**: s/7837188/13/Halt-s-Favorite You may have to copy and paste it, I dunno.
Review if you want more or not! This is my first fan fiction so please no hate and only constructive criticism! Thank you! :3
