Disclaimer: I hereby claim that I do not own Hetalia. All right goes to its respectful owner.

AN: New story! Yay...

Maybe I should have stayed in bed that day.

Or not. I still might have gotten into the same situation.

Well, here's the general rundown. My name is Minerva Cheng, from Australia, and I have a very bad case of ADHD.

And here's the story of how I got sucked into an anime.

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It all started at 6am on a Saturday morning, when had left the house by myself to go on my morning stroll around the park. Why? I don't know. I just like being in the cold mornings a lot.

And, like always, I had a grocery list.

My mother knew about these morning walks I take every Saturday. So, she does the natural thing. She writes out a note, telling me to get stuff from the supermarket. (Dad knows too. But he doesn't care).

So, I'm out, clutching a note reading "Morning. Can you go grab a loaf of bread today?" And over my shoulder, a bag with everything I usually bring on my walks. Covering my mouth and nose with the collar of my black, fur-lined hoodie (It was winter. What the heck did you expect?) I made my way to the supermarket and grabbed a loaf of bread, and made a beeline straight for the self-checkout (Minimises human contact), paid for the stupid loaf of bread with my own money (Who the hell makes bread $2.90?) and walked out without attracting too much attention.

Heading for the park, I pass an water fountain, and look into the water to see if there are any drowning cats in there ( It has happened, but that's another story altogether) and I notice something.

There's no reflection.

Now, I know me never payed any attention in class, but even a 13 year old dumbass like me know that water is a reflective surface. Something to do with light bouncing off it or something. I don't remember.

So naturally, my ADHD and curiosity of a six year old kick in.

Yeah, I could have just stuck a hand into the water and called in a day, but no. I had to be Miss "It-will-be-a great-idea-to-stick-a-foot-in-and-see-what-happens."

An award for biggest idiot goes to me.

Long story short, I lost my balance and fell into the fountain and fell face first into the water.

Surprisingly enough, I didn't get wet.

And that started my adventure.

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After falling in, I was free falling in a large, rainbow, insomnia mode tube.

It was lucky I was ADHD, or my eyes would have died right then and there.

Then, I landed on a table, in the middle of a conference room.

"Oww. My head hurts. That Insomnia tube was not fun." I mutter darkly as I stood up and took in my surroundings.

And I notice several people pointing weapons at my face.

And during the time of me standing there, with my arms in surrender, my head starts the massive chain of thought.

"Whoa. Lots of pointy things are pointed at me. No, wait; that woman is holding a frying pan and that guy is holding...is that a freaking wok? Oh, I'm hungry. That guy has tomatoes. Is he going to throw them? That lame. Why do they have guns? Aren't guns banned in Australia? Unless we're in America. Donald Trump won the election. That bastard. Why is that guy invisible? And that one has a gravity defying curl. And he's waving a white flag. Why the hell are his eyes closed? He looks like Frisk. That guy has some massive eyebrows. And next to Eyebrows is a guy who looks about ready to murder someone with that metal pipe. Creepy. Oh look, pointy sword." Was all thought under a minute.

"Who are you?" asked Eyebrows, pointing (for some dumb reason) a stick topped with a yellow star at my chest.

"Uh..." I began choosing my words carefully. "I'm Minerva Cheng and I want to know what year it is, where am I and who the hell are you people?" I asked, my hands still up in surrender.

"It is 2016, you're in Switzerland and we can't tell you." Eyebrows replied back at me.

"So...um..." I said quite smartly, looking more confused. (At least it was the same year. I have no Idea how I ended up in Switzerland.)

"Empty your bag." Said an Asian man holding a katana at my face.

"Hold on, what?"

"Empty your bag."

"Have it your way." And I sat down on the table, opened my bag up and took out everything inside, which was: A Swiss army knife, wire, wire cutters, sketchbook, pencil case, phone, wallet, house keys, crumpled paper, pack of chewing gum, tissues, power bank, charger cable, torch, kitchen twine and a...

"Score! Lollipop!" I exclaimed happily as I open the watermelon flavoured lollipop and stuck it in my mouth.

"Now, what the hell are your names?" I asked, once they were satisfied I was not a terrorist who had come to murder them all.

"Where are our manners, I am England." Eyebrows introduced.

"I am Germany."

"Ciao! I'm Italy!"

"Hello. I am Japan."

"Hi! I'm America and I'm the Hero!"

And it went on for several hours like this, each of them introducing themselves as a country. This got me very confused.

"Okay, I'm no Sherlock, but I'm pretty sure that Countries are Land masses no-Oh. Oh no. Nononononononononono. Nein. Nope. Non. Nah-uh. No way my luck is that bad." I said, sighing in defeat.

For I just fell into the portal to the anime known as Hetalia.

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After sitting in the same position while broken, I stood up, got off the table, and stood at the door.

I was going to go take a walk.

Well, I was until Germany grabbed my arm and growled "Nein. You will tell us how you got here or we are going to break every bone your body."

I gulped and sat down at the chair that was offered to me and England leaned close to my face. "How did you get here? And you better tell us truthfully, or we'll unleash Russia on you."

Said nation gave me a smile which was more terrifying them Germany's glare.

"Uh...Um... I kinda fell..." I began, staring out the window, obviously distracted by the clouds (They looked so fluffy...reminds me of my dog at home...).

"You fell where?" China asked, staring at me suspiciously.

"I fell...into a fountain... and a shitload of rainbows in an Insomnia mode tube..." I said, now distracted by the yellow bird chirping on Prussia's shoulder. (Wait...Prussia was dissolved by the Allies in...I forgot...)

"So you crossed dimensions. Do we exist in your universe?" America asked, then biting into a hamburger.

I let out a hollow laugh and then started nervously tapping my foot and began to play with the kitchen twine.

'Well...no. As actual people, walking around, you don't. You're an anime set in history, and a manga. I'm not a fan but I've watched all 6 seasons. There's even a game and stuff. The fan base is huge." I manage to blurt out.

All of the nations looked at me, with a cold glint in their eyes.

"Um... I've made a model of America's revolutionary war gun..." I whispered, loud enough for all of them to hear.

"What..." America said, turning to look at me. "You made what?"

Now, I know me never paid any attention in class, but there were two classes I concentrated in.

Those two was Technology Mandatory and History.

Technology Mandatory was because it helped with the amount of excess energy I had that came with my ADHD. History was because...well, I was always interested in the weaponry before the 21st century.

Maybe that's why I watched Hetalia. It was about History.

"America, during the American Revolutionary war, you used a Brown Bess musket, with a Bayonet. It has a scratch on the left side from when England disarmed you with his bayonet, however, England surrendered and gave independence to you, freeing 13 states from England's control." I recited, not losing eye contact with the American.

America looked at me, mouthing how and I shrugged.

England just looked hurt. Like I could care any less about Eyebrows.

"Well, it's been nice and all, but I really have to be going." I said, slipping out of the chair, making way to the door and opening it.

Then, I ran like hell.