..oO ~ THE VERSAILLES TREATY ESSAY ~ Oo..
The Treaty of Versailles was named after Napoleon's dog "Vesailley". The treaty promised Germany unlimited candy-floss which made Germany unstable because it became fat. Germany also gained cheese but it became further unstable because it was lactose intolerant. This outraged the Germans, and in their fury, they threw a "Revolution of the Party Snacks". However, the common biscuit 'Jammie Dodgers' had not been invented yet, so the revolution failed and all the fat peasants died of diabetes.
The German ruler 'A Dog Hit Her' (later referred to as Adolf Hilter) didn't like chocolate so he declared war against the English ruler Willy Wonka. A famous soldier named Charlie Bucket became king after Willy Wonka was drowned in marshmallow fluff by the infamous General Oompa Loompa. During the war, a regiment in the army called the 'Fruit Pastilles', (which was made up of eighty men), took out one thousand German officers and so a sweet was named after them. This became the National Sweet of Britain and the battle was called 'The Battle of the Sugar Sweets'. Germany elected a new leader called Mr Skittle and under him, Germany planned to take revenge. Unfortunately, The German General Malteser didn't organize his plans very well and so the Battle of Hastings (1966) didn't succeed.
The German ruler The Kaiser Chiefs released a new song called 'Ruby'. He was later imprisoned for "too much repetition of words" (Quote from General Rudimental). The Kaiser Chiefs best friend, Arctic Monkey was about to release a new song 'Fluorescent Adolescent', however, the evil English Officer, Harry Styles, took an AK44 gun and a Rolls Royce and shot all the German troops. He did all this whilst only driving in One Direction. 'The Spartacist Revolt' happened in 1919, their famous motto being "We! Are! SPARTAAA!". They only had 300 men.
Surprisingly, Julius Caesar killed Anthony Flickerman so the Mockingjay was able to rise from the ashes and carry Harry Potter to Middle Earth, where he destroyed the Gaunt Family ring, with the help of Gandalf and Legolas (two very brave Hobbits). However, Gollum was angry so he set out to kill Harry Potter. When Gollum was just about to throw the Killing Curse at Harry, Edward Cullen jumped in and killed Gollum. He teamed up with Harry to take down Voldemort, who had teamed up with Saruman who were both angry about the ring. Unfortunately everyone had been killed but there was a glimmer of hope because Harry Potter was pregnant with Edward Cullen's baby. However, Voldemort had another horcrux which was never found so he was immortal and in reality, the ring was actually a candy ring and Gollum ate it. When Harry's baby was born, Ron Weasley was so jealous he changed his name to Coriolanus Snow and started something called the Hunger Games and then the world ended.
..oO ~ THE END ~ Oo..
