Hi there! Haven't you wondered what would happen if Alex stumbled into a meadow filled with plot bunnies?
Disclaimer: If Anthony Horowitz was female, then I might have a chance of owning Alex Rider. Too bad he's not.
Alex and Plot Bunny Meadow
Alex was bored; bored as hell. He decided to take a walk through a park nearby his house, which had a thickly wooded area that was excellent for him to just walk and think. Deep in thought, the boy wandered deep into the woods and unintentionally started thinking about his life. His mind was filled with questions he didn't have the answers to. What would've happened if he killed Mrs. Jones? What if his parents and uncle were alive, albeit in a comatose state? While Alex was drowning in these doubts, he hardly noticed the change in scenery. Instead of trees galore, it was a meadow. Filled. With. Rabbits…
A random rabbit hopped up to the confused Alex. It had sandy blonde fur and haunted brown eyes, and it was holding a semi-automatic Browning. "I joined SCORPIA after killing Mrs. Jones and became a murderer. Yassen was alive the whole time and became my mentor," the rabbit said in a serious, but in a somewhat squeaky voice.
Quickly walk away from the bunny and gun, Alex thought. A little deeper in the meadow, there five rabbits appeared in front of him. There were two black ones, one with blue and one with brown eyes, a brown furred rabbit with blue eyes, a ginger one with green eyes, and that blonde bunny except the brown eyes weren't quite so haunted. The black furred, blue-eyed over-sized rodent roared, or more like squeaked loudly, "Cub rejoined K-unit after pissing off a few major criminal organizations! What is it with that kid and trouble?!", then paused to glare at the blonde bunny, who just stared straight ahead with cool indifference.
Warily edging away, Alex was wondering just how many more rabbits he was going to meet when he stumbled into a rather…intimate…scene. Two rabbits, both blonde, but one with blue eyes and one with brown eyes, were doing…well…that is…things. Not to mention what unfortunate Alex was hearing as well as seeing. A little more than disturbed by the scene of Yassen-bunny and Alex-bunny, said unlucky boy made to get as far away from the pair as possible, he promptly tripped over another…moment…
"What the hell?! What's with the rabbits that look like me and the rabbits that look like Yassen," Alex paused his rant to look at the bunnies, "and…Wolf…" his voice dropped to a shocked whisper.
Poor Alex backed away and sprinted toward the edge of the field where a large group of rabbits were crouched, trembling with fright. Hmm, they look kind of like my class, Alex mused before noticing the same blonde rabbit (he was getting tired of all the rabbits) and two black rabbits cradling 9mm Glocks in their paws. It was amazing that a small rabbit easily disarmed and rendered two big rabbits unconscious.
After tying up the two rabbits using duct tape it got from who knows where, the crowd of bunnies began assaulting the blonde rabbit with questions like, "Are you really a spy?", "Did you ever kill someone?", and "Can you shoot a gun?" settled in Alex's ears as he stared in horror as the Alex-bunny's identity was uncovered.
Said boy fled from the meadow, from the woods, and didn't stop running until he slammed the front door behind him. When Jack looked at him questionably, Alex said shakily, "I'm never walking into a forest while doubting myself ever again."
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