Peeping Sanzo

Gojyo had been asleep all through the morning and well into the afternoon. Nobody seemed to notice or care; they all knew that he'd come home from the bar pretty drunk the night before. It must have been really bad, because Hakkai hadn't even been able to wake him up for breakfast. But breakfast had come and gone, and now Hakkai was busy cooking lunch while Goku played outside. Sanzo was sitting around reading a newspaper, but he'd been doing that all morning and he was getting bored. Nothing interesting was happening in the kitchen, and the sound of a metal spatula clanking against a pan was getting annoying, so Sanzo decided to retreat to his room.

He folded up the newspaper and took it with him, walking across the floor and down the hall. While passing by the door of Gojyo's room he heard a loud snoring noise that stopped him in his tracks. Sanzo's eyes bored into the hardwood as though he could see right through it. That lazy bastard's still asleep... at this hour? It pissed him off. No one had the right to be sleeping peacefully while he was bored out of his mind. Without another thought he burst through the door, slamming it behind him. The sleeping kappa didn't stir at the noise. He just mumbled something in his sleep and kept on snoring.

"Oi!" Sanzo called. "Perverted kappa, wake the fuck up!" He took a few steps closer to the bed, but nothing seemed to reach the lecherous bastard through his drunken sleep. Sanzo walked up to the bed, pulled out his paper fan, and gave the idiot a good whack to the back of the head, but Gojyo still didn't budge. He just laid there on his stomach, snoring loudly and drooling on his pillow. "Hey! Wake up, you lazy bastard!" Sanzo said, reaching down to push the sleeping drunk. He succeeded on flipping the kappa over onto his back and making him mutter something in his sleep, but Gojyo still didn't wake up.

"Hmpf." Sanzo said, glaring down at the slumbering form. ...passed the fuck out. I can't wake him up for shit. The only thing more annoying than being unable to wake the stupid kappa was the way his shirtless chest was hanging half-way out of the sheets, with well-tanned skin over rippling washboard abs. Why does that idiot have to look so damned sexy? Sanzo wondered, glancing back up at his face to make sure he was still asleep. He'd never live it down if Gojyo caught him admiring his body. The kappa was definitely still out, snoring loudly with his lips parted and wet from drooling. His crimson hair flowed from the top of his head down over the pillows and blankets, accenting the muscles in his neck and the prominent adam's apple sticking up from his throat.

If only you weren't such a conceited bastard, Sanzo thought, fingers toying delicately with the edge of a sheet for a moment before pulling it away from Gojyo's body. He revealed the rest of that tawny chest, pulling the sheet past his abs and the loose red boxers around his waist, then he dropped it around the kappa's knees. Sanzo couldn't ignore the prodigious bulge in the fabric of those boxers, stretching them all the way up to the man's navel. Fuck, he's huge! Then he stood back for a moment and took in the sight, feeling a familiar stirring in his own jeans, which were becoming very tight all of a sudden. He had half a mind to take his cock out and start playing with it when he heard the sound of the door creaking as it opened behind him.

"Gojyo, it's about time for lu--" Hakkai began, stopping in his tracks when opened his eyes and saw Sanzo standing in front of the bed. "Sanzo, what are you...?" Then he looked down at the bed and saw Gojyo laying there with the sheets pulled away, wearing nothing but his boxers. The situation was obviously complicated by the massive erection they were just barely concealing. "Oh...." Hakkai blurted out in shock. He looked back up at Sanzo to see a quite frustrated expression on a face that was blushing as red as a radish. And even though it was hard to tell, he could have sworn that there was a bulge in the front of Sanzo's robe. That was when Hakkai realized that the sheets had originally been covering Gojyo. Even though it was common for him to toss and turn until the blankets fell off completely, Sanzo was acting guilty. He had been caught in the act.

A more knowing, "Oh," slipped through Hakkai's lips. So, it's like that.... "I never took you for a peeping tom, Sanzo."

Sanzo was so frustrated that he couldn't talk. He could barely even more. For the first few seconds he couldn't do anything more than stand there and fume at his own stupidity for allowing himself to be caught doing something so incriminating. His back was tense, his shoulders were stiff, and his fingers trembled as though they wanted to choke someone. When he finally got control of his body he quietly stalked over to Hakkai and said, "If you ever tell him about this... I'll kill you."

"Yes," Hakkai answered compliantly. Then he watched in sheer curiosity as the stiff form of his companion walked awkwardly back down the hall to his room. Hakkai couldn't remember the last time he'd been so shocked, or amused. That was certainly something I wasn't expecting. He walked into the room and up to his friend, looking down at his blissfully ignorant unconscious form. A bemused smile played at the edge of his lips as he asked, "What would you think if you were awake for that, Gojyo?" To his surprise the crimson eyes opened and those expressionless lips turned upwards into a mischievous grin. Hakkai's eyes went wide. You were really awake the whole time?

Gojyo raised a finger to his lips, a playful request for his friend to keep quiet. Then he lowered it and said, "I told you... he wants me bad."

"It would appear that you're right," Hakkai agreed.