Oneshot #1

Star-Crossed Lovers

Warnings: Yaoi (Gallaxhar X Coverton), Alien Swears (Like Jortnurg),

"Give it back, you incompetent creature!" yelled Coverton, chasing after Link in his hover chair.

"Ha, Ha! No way!" replied Link, looking over his shoulder, "B.O.B.! Catch!" He threw the album at B.O.B., who absorbed it into his gelatine body. Dr Cockroach quickly yanked it out of him and started running with it.

"Catch us if you can!" he taunted. Coverton growled, then used his telekinesis to lift the album away. Doc tried to keep a hold of it, but it was pulled out of his grasp.

"I knew I shouldn't have thrown it." sighed Link, "Well done, Doc." Doc's antennae drooped as he mumbled 'Sorry'.

"Another Victory for Team Alien," stated Coverton, clutching the album to his chest and hovering back to his quarters.

"What was all that about?" asked Susan, approaching the three monsters.

"We found this album in Coverton's room," said Doc, "And there was some hilarious stuff in it. Oh, Susan, you should've seen the pictures!"

"She can see one of them." Link held up a picture that had fallen out of the album during the chase. "It happens to be the best one." He handed it to Susan, who after one look was in stitches.

"Is that Coverton and… Gallaxhar?!" She laughed. They were both in a somewhat romantic embrace. Coverton's arms were wrapped around Gallaxhar's neck and Gallaxhar's arms were hugging Coverton's waist. They were both smiling at the camera.

"Look how young they both look." laughed Link. B.O.B. looked at the picture, expecting the two aliens to be toddlers. Instead they were young adults. They looked like they were at a party. While the monsters were laughing at the picture, Coverton was panicking about its location.

"Oh, where's that picture?" he mumbled in panic, searching all over his room.

"You OK?" asked Gallaxhar, approaching him. Coverton looked over his shoulder.

"How did you get in?" he asked.

"You don't exactly lock the door, buddy." said Gallaxhar, "I repeat, You OK?"

"No! Team Monster has gotten a hold of that horrible picture from Barbling's party all those years ago!" Exclaimed Coverton, Gallaxhar blinked. Then remembered.

"Oh, yeah, Barbling's party…"

Flashback:

"A Toast to us!" said Gallaxhar, raising his glass of thick black juice. Coverton raised his too. They both clanged their glasses together and took a long sip. They were sitting in Barbling's back garden. Music could be heard from inside her mansion and the screams of over-excited aliens. It had all gotten a bit much, so after a quick photo shoot, Coverton and Gallaxhar retreated to the garden.

"Can you believe it?" said Coverton, "We've been together almost a year."

"Madness." agreed Gallaxhar, "And the future is still ahead of us!"

"Speaking of the future," said Coverton, wiping his lips with his sleeve, "Any job opportunities recently?"

"Of course not." laughed Gallaxhar, "Not yet anyway. I'm sure something will come up sooner or later. I'm fine with any job, really."

"Fine with any job? Then why did you act offended when your parents suggested you work at Galactic Burger?"

"Because I have standards. Heh, ok. So maybe not ANY job. A job I'll enjoy, I guess."

"I got a job." said Coverton, simply.

"Aw, congrats, Covie." he leaned forward and kissed him on the cheek.

"I'm… working for the Grand Coverlord!" stated Coverton with excitement, Gallaxhar's face dropped.

"That's great, C." he mumbled.

"What's with the attitude?"

"Nothing, it's just…" there was no sound except the beat of the music for a few minutes, "How did he employ you and not me? I mean, I've wanted to work for the Grand Coverlord all my life. A-and he knows it… So why you?"

"Don't take it personally, G. It's just you're a little bit…" Gallaxhar blinked, "Insane?"

"Oh." said Gallaxhar, looking down at his glass and gritting his teeth, "I'm outta the stuff, go get me some more." he briskly handed the glass to Coverton, who went inside to refill it. He bumped into Barbling on the way back. Barbling was a tall broad green alien with multiple tentacles, amber eyes and fluffy pink hair.

"Oh, hey. Fun party, innit?" she giggled. Coverton shrugged and tried to get around her, "Gallaxhar sure hit it off with that Giant-" She was cut off by a loud cheer. Apparently someone had chugged a whole bottle of the black liquid.

"Hit it off with who?" Barbling grabbed him by his wrist and dragged him to the window. His jaw dropped. Gallaxhar was sitting outside and kissing… her… just like Barbling said. He could scarcely believe it. Was he that mad? Coverton was mad at himself. What was he thinking? He knew Gallaxhar had wanted to work for the Grand Coverlord all his life, so why did he rub his new job in his face?

"Funny, I thought he liked you." said Barbling, not looking at Coverton.

"… I… I thought he liked me too."

"I'll never forgive you for that." growled Coverton.

"I'm sorry! It was a massive mistake. I never loved her, I never should've married her!"

"Like I care for your dumb excuses, you Jortnurg." there was a pause as Coverton was struck by lightning.

"You should watch your language," smirked Gallaxhar, "Just use the word 'Flagnard' like I do."

"Don't tell me what to do, you Flagn…" he stopped talking and just scowled at him.

"It's not too late to fix things."

"Yes, it is."

"Oh, come on. I destroyed my home planet because she said she wanted… You know…"

"Oh, I know alright."

"Don't be like that." he put his arms around him. Coverton groaned and rolled his green eyes… then softened and hugged him back with tears pricking his green eyes. Suddenly, there was a flash and they pulled apart.

"Another one for the album, Coverton!" laughed Susan, holding up a camera.

"Ugh, Monsters." they both said in unison, chasing her down the hall way.

"I'm sorry for what I did, I really am." said Gallaxhar as he ran.

"Apology accepted." Coverton replied, and he looked like he really meant it.

A/N: I ship this so much now. Did you see the references to the film? The alien Gallaxhar kissed was of course the alien from Gallaxhar's speech "So I went on the road with a giant - and soon thereafter was married!" I'm not sure if you picked that up, so just putting that out there. My OC, Bree Morris, Will be included in Future Oneshots. If you want your OC to star in a Oneshot, tell me in the reviews. Also you are welcome to suggest scenarios for Oneshots. I think that's all I need to say. Peace!