A swarm of kids danced together under neon strobes to the sick beats being dropped at Club lol. Tonight's performer was none other than the coolest and only DJ in town, DJ K.K., and he really knew how to rile a crowd. The kids loved him, but there were two animals in the club that weren't so pleased.

"This music is terrible!" grumbled Curt the bear. He had his arms crossed the moment he stepped into the club with a look that said "I don't care, don't talk to me."

"Where are the drinks?" Elvis the lion looked around the club. "I was promised drinks unh-hunh!" Though he believes it and would tell you otherwise, Elvis wasn't actually promised drinks. His neighbor Midge the bird's new catchphrase was "drinks", and when telling Elvis all about the upcoming gig, she said, "You're going to have a great time, I promise drinks!"

"Even the lyrics are terrible fuzzball!" Curt continued mocking the scene. The lyrics went as

Bow bow ee bo bo bow

Bee bow bow bow bow

"And I was promised drinks!" Elvis stomped his foot.

Curt watched the kids in the front row moshing and having the time of their lives. He stared at their outfits in disgust.

"Kids these days, with their scuba masks and their eye patches. Don't even get me started on the hair fuzzball. Back in my day, we brushed our hair when we got out of bed."

"I don't even think they even serve water here unh-hunh!" Elvis shrugged and wouldn't stop shrugging until Curt said the next line.

"I've seen better shows on the Animal Planet fuzzball!"

The beat slowed down and soon the song was over. DJ K.K. took the mic and shouted out to the crowd, "LET ME HEAR THE CROWD ROAR!"

Elvis bared his fangs and gave out a mighty lion roar. The kids screamed and ran out the club.