So, uh hello guys. How are you doing? I'm doing fine...(and I'm lazy). If you're reading this, then that means this premise got you interested. Well, I'm glad it did. If you love Saionji, (like me) then you'll hopefully like this. I was really bored when I made this, and saw some tumblr post of Saionji pranking Hinata, and it inspired me to do this. Plus, I've been watching a lot of hilarious prank videos and I thought, "Hey, why not make this?".

I don't know if this will be the worst thing I've ever written, or the funniest, or both, but what I do know is that I think this will be a funny journey of Saionji pranking everyone.

So, I hope you'll enjoy this collection of Saionji pranking people. If you won't read it, that's fine. It's just something I wanted to do, because I was bored. So, I hope you like it.


Hiyoko Saionji was...bored. She was really, really bored. She was so bored of everything, right now. This fun school trip with fifteen other students, the daily tasks they had to do. It was so boring to her. The only fun time she had was bullying Mikan Tsumiki, but even that got boring. The other fun thing, was spending with her one and only friend Mahiru Koizumi, but even she was unavailable to spend time with her sometimes.

"I'm soooo bored..." Saionji said lazily and sighed.

Only then, Saionji knew she needed something to entertain herself. Something that would be fun and playful at the same time. Maybe even a bit devilish. Something that would get her an exciting thrill. That would be the only way to cure boredom. And that's when Saionji thought of something. Something brilliant, yet simple. Pranking. It's a way of doing a practical joke or a mischievous act on someone. Yes, pranking someone would be her forte.

"Oh, I know! I could prank someone. That will sure be fun." Saionji said as a mischievously grinned.

Saionji wondered who she should prank. She thought hard about it. Tsumiki would be to boring to prank now, since she's clumsy anyway, and her reactions got way to boring. She also thought pranking Byakuya Togami, or as Saionji would like to call him, Mr. Pork Feet, who assigned himself as leader. But then she thought about pranking Hajime Hinata. As someone as plain as him, she would probably get a good reaction out of him. She didn't even talk to him that much, so it will be something to behold.

"I wonder who I should prank...hmmm...oh yes! Hinata, of course. He won't know what's coming for him. Hehehe..." Saionji laughed evilly and with her eyes gotten determined and set on pranking Hinata, she left her cottage to get something in the supermarket.

That "something" she didn't know yet. Maybe some stuff to make a good prank. Maybe also a camera. She wasn't a cinematographer, but she wanted to record and capture the moment.

And so, as Saionji made it to the supermarket, she looked around, almost everywhere. On the way, she had found herself, not expensive, but not that cheap either, small camera that would be perfect for recording. However, she did not find anything that would catch her eye in terms of pranking stuff. After, a little more time of searching, she found herself some shaving cream. That's when she thought it would be a perfect prank for someone's who's sleeping.

On the way to the supermarket, she saw Hajime, conveniently enough, somewhat sleeping on the beach and that's was a good opportunity to use this shaving cream for her prank. The thought of Hinata being pranked with this prank, got Saionji even more excited. And so, after taking the shaving cream with her and the camera, she took off to the beach, hoping that Hinata would still be there.

After making it to the beach, much to her convenience, Hinata was still there. Lying on the beach, doing nothing. As Saionji came closer, she saw him soundly asleep.

"This is great..." Saionji said quietly. It's to not wake up Hinata. She didn't want to wake him up, yet. What she wanted to do is to rudely awaken him. Her prank was simple. She had gotten the shaving cream to perform this simple prank where she would put some of the shaving cream on his face, and tickle his nose, until he subconsciously reaches his hand to scratch his nose and feel the shaving foam on his face and hopefully wake up from the realization that there was foam on his face. It was an simple and maybe harmless prank.

Though, before she wanted to put shaving cream on his face, she had an idea. She wanted to put this camera, somewhere safe and out of sight, while record Hinata's reaction. Since she was on the beach, there wasn't a good place to put or hide the camera. Well, there was this small bush with two palm trees in the beach, but without a stand, it wouldn't really able to record much of it. So for this time, she decided to hold the camera with her.

With that set in her mind, she began the first faze of her prank. Putting the shaving cream on Hinata's face. Luckily enough, shaving cream had a really light touch, so waking him up with just shaving cream wouldn't be a problem. The second faze was trying to somehow tickle his nose or face. And that's when another brilliant idea came to her mind. She could use Mr. Ants to hopefully annoy him enough to waking him up. She hoped that Hinata wasn't a deep sleeping slowpoke like Chiaki Nanami, who was known for even sleeping while standing.

And so after finding and picking up some of those Mr. Ants, she first looked at her camera hit the record button and quietly said.

"This is Hiyoko Saionji. I'm pranking Hinata and this is the Rude Awakening."

After she did that, she then proceeded to put them on Hinata's face. After, putting, 5 or 10 ants on Hinata, she quickly walked to her hiding spot in between two palm trees and zoomed in with her camera on Hinata face. Saionji didn't realize this, but up until now, she was grinning like a mad teen. She felt so excited. After a minute or two of waiting, she finally saw a small twitch on Hinata's face. It seems like Hinata was getting annoyed with Mr. Ants.

After a few seconds, Hinata couldn't hold it any longer and moved his hand to shoo off whatever was on his face, bugging him. Saionji didn't stop recording and was keeping an eye out on everything that was happening.

After Hinata put his hand on his face, his hand squashed the cream that Saionji had prepared. And she put a lot of it on Hinata's face.

After a strange sensation, Hinata suddenly shot his eyes open and saw that there was cream on his hand and on his nose and face.

"What the hell!?" Hinata exclaimed. Hinata was surprised and confused, but quickly realized that he was getting pranked.

"Alright, who the hell put shaving cream on my face?" Hinata loudly said. No response. Saionji didn't want to blow herself away. Though she was barely holding her hysterical laugh, she still focused on the filming Hinata.

"And...are t-these a-ants!? What the hell! Someone's gonna pay for this!" Hinata roared in anger and frustration. He immediately got up and ran to the ocean sea to obviously wash off his face and Saionji recorded all of it. It was still so entertaining, she was surprised that she was able to hold out her laugh for this long.

After Hinata washed his face and went back to the place where he was earlier, Saionji could see some bits of the shaving cream being left on Hajime's cheek, forehead and hair. After he came back, he just decided that he would go to his cottage and sleep in his bed.

"Hehehe...that's what you get for sleeping on the beach, Hinata." Saionji said, while smiling devilishly.

The sun began to set, and with Hinata gone, Saionji was finally able to stand up. She looked at the camera and stopped the recording. She then also decided to go back to her cottage room, where she could rewatch the video she just recorded and Hinata's funny reaction.

After she had returned to her cottage, she rewatched the whole video again, with some speed-ups. She laughed and grinned at everything she did. The time when she put shaving cream on Hinata. The time where she put ants on Hinata. Hinata's rude awakening. It was all so funny. She got to admit, she never had this much fun in a while.

This made her want to do it once more. Saionji wanted more. And more she will do.

"Hmmm...I wonder who should I prank next..." Saionji wondered. She already had plans of what next prank she could pull off. This made her excited. She then went to her bed, and began to fall asleep peacefully. Excited for a new day.


And that's all folks! First Saionji's victim was Hinata. Poor Hinata. Anyway, I already have a person set for the next chapter who Saionji will prank, but if you want, suggest who Saionji should prank next in the review, if you'll leave one that is. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this pilot chapter of sorts and leave a review, if you really want more. Until then, farewell.