When a B.net bot goes WRONG!!!

DISCLAMER: Ok, I don't own any of these StarCraft characters. I have taken the license to use some of my friend's names and/or screen names. AOL is a trademark of AOL Time Warner Inc.

What you need to know: You need to have played StarCraft and Brood War to fully get the whole idea.

Rating: G-PG because there is a bunch of gory parts.

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To: willowgyrl29

From: Whatmeworry1333

Subject: Contact

Tamara,

I haven't been writing to you for some time now because I have been tied up. Not TOTALY literally, but kind of'. Remember on the 31st? Well I was up 'till past 4 AM on a game called Starcraft. It has this multiplayer feature for the Internet. Ok, I was in a chat room, chatting it up, when a bot started to harass me with its advertisements. I was tired and didn't want to put up with it. I searched the Internet and found MR. Anti-bot for Battle. Net. I immediately downloaded it and said, "EAT THIS, SPAMMING BOTS! HAHAHAHAHA!!" As you can see, I was REALY hyped up. What can you expect, it was 3 in the morning. So I got it and started to install. Then I started it up and set it to greet people and kick other bots using the InterBot Protocol. I found a nice game to play and started. Going along, building up my defenses and then a message came up. It reads as follows, "Warning! Registration not complete! Register in 30 minutes or you will be kicked! Signed, MR. Anti-Bot" I blow it off, thinking it's a scam. Enter 15 minutes later; the same message pops up AGAIN! The only difference is that it says 15 minutes instead of 30. "Ok," I say with an angry look in my eye. "If this is how you want to play it, fine. I'll overload you with my multi- function programmable computer-helping RObot."(Which, by the way I promised myself I would never use, because it overloads the system's multitasking operating code.) So I turn it on and launch the program for it. It burns a CD, plays 15 radio stations at once, makes coffee, and washes the windows while surf the web and play StarCraft. Well, everything goes haywire. I get coffee on the windows, window-cleaning fluid in my coffee mug, and a CD that plays 15 radio stations. I spit out the cleaning fluid while typing and it creates a chemical reaction, which shocks me so hard it knocks me out. Oh, currently I must run. I'll finish this later.

Sincerely,

Jesse

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