Warriors: just plain weird

"Ratataratataratataratata…" meowed Sandstorm as she ate her jello. "WHAT THE HECK DID THAT MEAN my lovely Sandstorm?" Firestar meowed "I donno my kind husband Firestar I just made it up" "OH MY GAWG! What the heck is going on here! You two have gone insane! Cinderpelt come here we need you!" Graystripe yelled. "but I don't want to go to the vet!" Firestar and Sandstorm meowed "its not the vet!" Graystripe screamed worriedly. "okay calm down Sandstorm and Firestar have this poppyseed-muffin" Cinderpelt meowed calmly. "okay!" FIrestar and Sandstorm meowed happily as they ate it " I feel sleepy.." they replied as they fell asleep. "good!" Cinderpelt meowed as she turned them to their normal selfs. They both woke up….."y'ello mello 'ello hello yellow jello!" Sandstorm meowed happily "whhhhoooooo!lets play bingo!" Firestar meowed happily too.

"pickles!" Sandstorm shrieked with joy as she saw the biggest pickle jar in the world "oooolala" Graystripe and Firestar purred. All three of them then started rubbing against the pickle jar purring spontaneously. A giant pickle person walked out "hello!" it shouted as it grabbed the cats and threw them in the dill-pickle jar. "noooooooooo!" they all shouted frightened. "pickles waffles automobiles they all are part of the pickle family!" Cloudtail said while picking the pickled cats out of the giant pickle jar "when will you ever learn?" cloudtail hissed. "neeeeeeeeeeeeeever give up never surrender!" the cats shrieked "that still doesn't answer my question" cloudtail hissed "WAAAAAAAA!" the cats cried " sorry sorry sorry!" cloudtail said frightened "waaaaaa!" "sorry!" "I'm getting you're mother!" "NNNNOOOOO!" cloudtail shrieked with horror as he ran after the 3 cats.

"YOUNG KIT WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU NEVER EVER QUESTION THESE CATS!" Princess yelled as she turned bright red "b-b-b-b-but" "NO BUTS YOUNG MAN!" "I'M NO MAN!I"M A FULL GROWN CAT!" "THAT'S IT!" Princess yelled while turning into a apple "YUUUUUMMM!" Graystripe meowed while eating the princess-apple "NOOOOO!" firestar hissed "I'm okay" princess meowed but I thin-" princess then turned into a mermaid "oh my gawd I have the ability to morph!" "wow" all four cats meowed while princess turned to her normal self. "oh gawd I totally forgot I need to get ready! GILMORE GIRLS IS ON!" Sandstorm meowed frightened "I gotta get the popcorn and chips……gawd I'm too late!" she cried "hey its okay honey I got you a pickle" Firestar said while curling up beside Sandstorm "thanks" sandstorm said while licking the pickle.

WARNING THE NEXT PART WILL NOT METION NAMES AND….ITS GONNA BE RANDOM.

"pickles!" "waffles!" "cupcakes!" "muffins!" "trainz!" "fluffy polka dotted hippos!"

END OF RANDOMNESS.

ALL THE CATS THEN CUR;ED UP AND SAT IN THE MINI PICKLES JAR! The end.