It is actually Te Grinch song but this sounds just to funny!
Disclaimer: I do no own this neither the idea
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"You're a mean one, Kanda Yuu.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Kanda Yuu
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Kanda Yuu
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Kanda Yuu
I wouldn't touch you, with a You're a vile one, Kanda Yuu Given the choice between the two of you You're a foul one, Kanda Yuu.
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Kanda Yuu
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Kanda Yuu
The three words that best describe you, are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink, Stank, Stunk!"
You're a rotter, Kanda Yuu.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots,
Kanda Yuu.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing You nauseate me, Kanda Yuu. You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Kanda Yuu.
With arsenic sauce!
With love,
Allen Walker and Lavi Bookman Jr.
Kanda looked like he was about to explode. He ran out of his room, still holding the paper with the son and screaming:
"DAMN YOU BAKA USAGI AND DAMN YOU BAKA MOYASHI! I SWEAR MOYASHI YOU WON~T BE ABLE TO WALK FOR A MONTH THEN I~LL BE DONE WITH YOU!"
Somewhere Allen gulbed. Still, it was worth it...
