Author's Note: Hello, everyone! I, Wii Guy, have returned to writing a story after almost two years (error: see note at end). This story takes place in my favorite TV show, Phineas and Ferb, starring the often misunderstood Candace Flynn. I was inspired by the story, If I Were Candace, and decided to write my own story based on the events of Across the Second Dimension as told by Candace. You'll find that I have Candace not being a spoilsport or obsessive with Jeremy.

I don't own Phineas and Ferb. Disney does. Please Read and Review!


If Candace Knew: Across the 2nd Dimension

My First Phineas and Ferb Fan Fiction by Wii Guy

Chapter 1: Introductions and Starting the Day

I am Candace Gertrude Flynn, Teenager on Summer Vacation, living in lovely Danville of the Tri-State Area, somewhere in the U.S.A. I am such a lucky girl to have my brothers, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher, make every day of summer the Best Day Ever. I also have a cute boyfriend named Jeremy Johnson, who I am hoping will marry me when we're old enough, and we shall have at least a boy and a girl named Xavier and Amanda. If it doesn't work out between us, I only want us to stay good friends. There is a story about how they came into my life, but that's another story. Today, I am going to tell the story of the greatest day that my brothers and I have ever had. It involves our pet platypus, Perry.

My alarm clock went off, playing Gitchee Gitchee Goo, our one-hit wonder song that the boys and I did together earlier this summer. It was 7:00 a.m. and knowing my bros, they were getting ready to seize the day. As they were, I was hearing a song as if from nowhere singing how everything's better with our pet platypus, Perry. As I got dressed in my usual red tank top, white skirt fastened to my waist by a red belt, and pair of short red socks underneath a pair of white Mary Jane shoes, I was silently singing how my brothers were the slices of bread to Perry's cheddar cheese sandwich. Despite my dairy allergy, my doctor said I could consume such products in small amounts at a time. Anyway, I look at the mirror at myself and started to prepare myself.

I combed my red hair that was more a shade of orange than red and ran down to my shoulders. In the mirror, I saw my blue eyes shining with a desire to have fun and a slightly long neck that gave me the somewhat catchy nickname, Pencil Neck, or cou de crayon, as the French called it. I ran out of my room just in time to join Phineas, Ferb, and Perry heading for the stairs.

Phineas, my biological brother born to my mother, wears an orange and off-white striped t-shirt, blue cargo shorts with large pockets, and blue high-top sneakers with no socks. He has short, spiky deep red hair, a triangle shaped head with a pointy nose, and large, dark blue eyes that matched my own eyes.

Ferb, our stepbrother born to our stepfather, wears a similar collared beige shirt with a button, very high-waisted dark purple pants with a light purple belt and black tennis shoes. His hair is thick, scruffy and leaf-green. His head is tall and rectangle-shaped, with a large cubical nose, and also shaped like an "F". He has dark blue eyes, one of which is larger than the other, which is one of the few odd things about him I find amazing.

Perry, our pet platypus, is very unique in appearance compared to his species. For one, his fur is teal, a color that is a mix between blue and green; I prefer to call it Perry-colored. Secondly, he has no claws like his kind; just webbed feet like a duck's and little paws that I swear sometimes seem to be like human hands. Thirdly, his beak is tangerine instead of gray; although it matches the color of his feet. However, he has a beaver tail just like other platypuses. His brown eyes are always pointing in opposite directions like there is nothing going on in his head. But we love our little monotreme.

"Good morning, everyone," I greeted.

"Good morning, Candace," Phineas returned as he, Ferb, and Perry got on the banister. Of course, I reminded Phineas to be careful as he slid down to the ground floor with Ferb and Perry. They landed in a playful pile, as Perry chattered what seems to mean, "That was fun!"

Man, we are such good friends.


Author's Note: Yeah, it's short, but in later chapters, there will be back and forth dialog between characters which will make the chapter seem longer due to the spacing in between each character's line. Okay, I meant to say three years, not two years; my last story was published in March 2009; my mind was still in 2011 when I type the number. Sorry, now I better wrap this up before I ramble.

T.V show Candace: Too late for that, *snickers*