New Fan fic! I decided that I should write something lighter this time...This one is sure to make you laugh!

Summary: Two cocky arrogant best friends, One shy gorgeous single new diva. Throw in an overprotective father who already has someone picked out. 2 crazy Exes who can't let go and a few crazy friends who want to put their two cents in? Let the games begin...Miz/OC/Morrison

Featuring: Miz/OC/Morrison, Kelly/Jeff, Matt/Ashley, Melina, Bret Hart, Edge, Randy, Cena, Hunter, Shawn, and Christian...

Those are the main characters..Please review and give me your opinion of this story.

1: Between A Dad, And A Hardplace


"Oh Jeff! Keep going!"

My eyes widened as I looked over at Randy who had a strangely amusing look on his face "what the hell is going on in there?" I whispered sharply.

"A little lower there Kel, Yeah baby!"

Randy shrugged and pressed his ear closer to the door " I have no idea, but I kinda like it"

"Randy? Char? Are y'all out there?"

"Um maybe... What are you two doing in there?"

"Nothing!" Kelly shouted out, way to quickly

"Doesn't sound like nothing!"

"Yeah sounds like you two are making babies in there..." Randy muttered quietly

"Just because I can get some action anyplace, anytime don't mean that I use it to my advantage..well..sometimes-"

"Jeff shut up! Just keep going!"

"Whatever you say there sweet cheeks..."

"Kels! I need you!" I said

"For what?"

"Hm I wonder, I'm about to go and wrestle my first match on live TV! I need to borrow your-"

"Bra? Cause you can borrow mine.."

Randy and I turned around to see the orange figure behind us

"No! And what?"

"What do you need Charlotte?"

"I need to borrow your hairspray!"

"Which one? If you're talking about the one in the white can Jeff used it out last night!"

"Sorry Char!"

"Ugh Kelly! I really need you! I'm freaking out!"

"Fine! Give me 2 seconds..we gotta clean up in here"


Kelly POV

"Come On Kels! 2 more minutes..."

"Jeffy! Come on I gotta help Charlotte..tonight's her first live match..you can understand that right..Squishy?"

Jeff rolled his eyes "Squishy?"

"Oh I know you like it!"

"You know me to to well my malibu barbie!"

"And you know me my big kahuna!"

"Oh lord will you two get out here!"

"Coming thunder thighs!"

Jeff looked at me pleadingly, I bit my lip and sighed "Once more.."

"That's the spirit!"

I smiled when I felt Jeff's arms wrap around my back..I giggled when I felt his fingers start to tug on my tank top and start to slide it off my shoulders.

I reached down to touch the button on his camo cargo pants, I slipped the button through the whole and started to tug on it.

The moment was totally perfect until I felt something slip from my fingers and hit the floor

"What the hell?" I looked at Jeff who had an odd look on his face

"I'll get it.."

"No I can get it!"

"I said I'll get it!"

"I'm not disabled Jeff!"

"Oh now you have energy? What about last night?"

I ignored him and bent down and grabbed the object totally not expecting what I picked up.

"Is this a teddy bear?"

Jeff ran a hand through his black and blue hair inconspicuously "Well..technically yes.."

"Care to explain?"

"It was from a fan! It was the first place I thought to put it!"

"Oh God Jeff! Has it come to this?"

Jeff looked at me puzzled "Huh?"

"Are you so desperate that your using children's toys to stuff?"

"Stuff?"

"Oh Baby, It's okay I don't expect anything ginormous.."

"What are you talking about- No Kelly! It's not like that!"

"So maybe it's not the biggest...It's fine! I can understand"

"No Kels! It's fine! Trust me! It's Big! Bigger than big! Actually Huge! Some of the guys and I compared!"


Charlotte POV

"My God! Charlotte!"

I smiled and ran a hand through my blond hair "Hey Daddy"

He smiled and put his arm around me "Look at you! You look like a diva already! But" He grabbed onto the bottom of my black sequined bra. "Can't this thing cover you up a little more?

"Dad calm down! I told you now that I'm a diva you're gonna have to let somethings go.."

His face relaxed again "Your right Charlie" I winced at my old nickname "Dad, we talked about the nickname thing.."

"Sorry... I just can't believe how fast things have happened! I mean it's like just yesterday you were in diapers..and then your first day of school..then high school graduation...college graduation and now here we are! Your first match here on Raw!"

"Could've been a lot sooner if you hadn't made me go to college and get that stupid nurses degree!" I thought quietly but nonetheless smiled. "I know. I'm so excited!"

A crew member passed by "? You're on in 5 minutes"

"Shit!" I muttered and exhaled nervously

"Relax Charli-otte" He corrected himself "You're a Hart! Wrestling is in your blood!"

"That doesn't mean the fans will like me!" I started to freak out "Oh My God! Dad am I making a mistake? Maybe I shouldn't be doing this..."

"Charlotte Vivienne Hart! Calm down! Your the most skilled diva in this company, and one of the best ever, you are beautiful, sweet and I know the wwe universe will see that!"

I relaxed instantly "Thanks Dad.."

"No problem Charlotte, Now get to that apron..there's someone I want you to meet after you're ma-"

"NO!" I exclaimed "I told you I don't want to be set up! Remember last time?"

"So I made one cynical error!"

"...he was gay"

"Well I just thought he had a colourful personality!"

"Daddy I'm 22. Which means ADULT! I can find my own guys! I told you I'm not desperate!"

He sighed "I know you're not. It's just..I don't know. Everyone you hang out with is in a relationship..Kelly has Jeff...Ashley has the other Jeff-"

"His name is Matt.."

"Whatever. I just don't want you feeling out of place.." Then he shot me the "Daddy" look. I groaned "Fine! I'll meet this person..make sure he's straight this time!"


Morrison POV

"Hey there good lookin'...I haven't seen you around these parts? Oh, I know where you're from. You must me from Tennessee? Cause you're the only Ten I See..."

"John?"

I looked at the person behind me from the reflection in the mirror "Oh Mikey Boy,"

"That's gotta be the worst pick up line I've ever heard."

I scoffed "Can't be worse than "are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet!"

"Shut up. Anyways I just found out we got put in for a match."

"Against who?"

"Legacy"

"Ugh" I rolled my eyes and looked in the mirror "Mike?"

"Yeah?"

"Have I gotten hotter?"

Mike rolled his eyes "You never were asshole.."

"Oh sure that's why your girlfriend flocked over me"

"EX girlfriend"

"What? You broke up with frenchie"

Mike nodded and put his trademark fedora on "Yeah this morning. She's a little too dare I say clingy.."

"So let me get this straight Hot n Pops Mike is back on the market?"

"Hell Yes!" Mike got up and nudged me out of the way

"What was that for?"

"For hogging the mirror and taking up" He paused for what he thought was a dramatic effect "Mike time"

"Mike time?"

"Yes, Because I'm the Miz! And I'm AWESSOO-"

"Yeah we get it you're awesome! Well Im John Morrison and I'm SEEXXXYYYY"

"AWESOME!"

"SEXXXYY!"

"AWESSOOMMEE!"

"SEXXXYY AND AWESSOMME!"

"Oh that's the game you wanna play?" Mike shouted

"Yeah buddy! Or should I say Hu-"

"Don't you say it pretty boy!"

"Huusskkyyyy"

"Oh It's on Girlie!"

"Girlie?"

"Yeah! A dude who takes more time to put lotion on his legs then his girlfriend is GIRLIE!"

"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING LEGS LIKE YOURS THAT YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON!"

"HEY MY LEGS AREN'T ROUGH!"

"ROUGHER THAN SANDPAPER!"

"Here feel them!" He rolled his pants up, nearly to his waist "Come on let your fingers feel the silk!"

I blinked a few times, trying to avoid the image of Mike's pasty thighs "I'd rather not, I don't want my fingers to chap!"

"I bet my legs are softer than that chick!" Mike pointed at the TV screen then stopped shouting "Who is she?"

"I've told you a million times, that's a man! His name is Cody R-"

"No! Seriously John look!"

I turned around, and quickly understood why Mike was so taken with her

She had wavy dark blond hair, that went well past her shoulders, hazel eyes which made me melt instantly, She was wearing a black sequined bra and black tights with silver boots. I also noticed the small maple leaf tattoo on her inner wrist.

"W-who is that?"

"I don't know, But she's hot!"

"I'd love to hit that!"

"Me too, She must be new around here" I smiled instantly "And I'm sure she'd love to have the Shaman of Sexy give her the grand tour"

"Yeah if you wanna give the poor girl nightmares. She'd rather have show her the goods.."

"What goods? I've seen you shower, It's nothing grand"

"And yours is? Looks more like a prune to me"

"So you've been looking?" I grinned

"Ew keep dreaming, Look at her! She's impressive in there!" Mike said, And she was. She was really bringing everything she had against Alicia.

"And here's your winner. Charlotte!"

"Charlotte huh? Cute name, We could make cute babies" I said

"Hold on there, we haven't even met her yet. And I will be the first"

"Wanna bet Husky?"


End of chapter. What do you think? Personally this was a lot of fun to write! If you guys really like it. I could get an update up tomorrow.

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