Author's Note: Holy fudge, I haven't wrote a fanfic in such a long time. *Stretches out arms and cracks fingers* these old fingers of mine are starting to collect dust! So I decided to make an Animaniacs fanfic, main character mostly being the beloved Yakko. *Big Goofy Smile*

Disclaimer: Unfortunatley I do not own any of these characters..T-T


Yakko's Adventures - Chapter One

Twas a beautiful morning for the little Warners, who were still fast asleep in their water tower. As the sun was slowly climbing up the sky, the usual dripping noises in the tower was heard. Water droplets managed to escape some odd pipes, landing on the harsh black metal floor, even sometimes onto their ragged carpeting. Towards the back of the water tower however, we find little Dot and Wacko, sleeping comfortably in their bunk beds, Dot being on the bottom bunk. Yakko however was in a single bed just a few feet away from Dot and Wakko's bunk bed, enjoying the warmth of his blanket. Wacko snored loudly as usual, cuddling a tattered brown bunny in his arms. Mr. Binky he was named. Wacko wasn't sure why he loved the thing, maybe it had something to do with his big brother giving it to him on his birthday a few years ago?

"Mm..how you doin..wana..grab a milkshake.." Yakko mumbled in his sleep.

Even though Yakko was unconscious, he still talked. A bad habit of his, but his siblings learned to deal with it, managing to fall asleep with ease after some training.

Drip. Drip. Drip. Drip Drip. Drip Drip Drip. DripDripDripDripDripDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIP--

"Will someone STOP THAT THING! UGH!" Dot screamed, turning herself over and placing a pillow over her head.

"You know we can't do anything about it sis. Touch somethin' and who knows what'll happen. We'll ask Wakko to make a gizmo or something to fix it later.." Yakko replied, half awake from his sister's scream.

Dot groaned. "Tell him to fix it now!" She whined.

"Oh no. No no no no. I wana live to see tomorrow, alright? Now just to back to sleep and try to ignore it."

"Ugh. Fiiiine.."

With that, the water tower grew silent once more. The Warners usually slept in until at least 9:30 AM, and it was only 8 o'clock. Outside, everyone was already starting their day. Ralph, the police officer that guarded the entrance to the studio outside was currently changing from his blue nighty pajamas to his working uniform, eating a doughnut of course. Plox was already in his office, answering the phone calls sent to him by his handy secretary outside. Doctor Scratchnsniff was also getting ready for the day, praying the Warners wouldn't escape from the water tower today as he headed towards his psychiatric building.

About 30 minutes went by, making it 8:30 am for all you people who can't do simple math, and back in the water tower..

DRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIPDRIP

Despite the annoying constant dripping noise, Dot had managed to continue to sleep..with her head shoved underneath her pillow of course. The drips however, were startintg to sound more like splashes. It wasn't just a droplet of water escaping from the pipes, oh no. It was more like..the pipes were leaking out water. A few cracks and snaps were heard, but the Warners continued to sleep until..


Doctor Scratchnsniff inhaled the beautiful outside air, stretching his arms out above his head.

"Ahh, it iz good to be outside..no Warners, a vondurful cup of coffee, unt the sky is beautiful! What could possibly--"

He stopped mid-sentence as he suddenly heard a rather disturbing noise from the familiar WB Water tower as he was just walking past it, heading towards his own office. He stared at it, raising an eyebrow.

"Ah geez, vut are those kids up to!?"

Suddenly, the water tower door slammed open, letting out not only the Warner kids, but water. Tons of it was coming out until the tree slammed the door shut. Wakko, Yakko, and Dot managed to get out before they were drenched. Somehow the pipes had broke, releasing all the water back into the tower.

"Our house!" Dot yelled. "Ahh! My cute dresses are in there!"

"MR. BINKYYY!" Wakko whined, dropping to his knees and hugging Yakko's leg. "Ya gotta save him, pleeeeease!" He begged in his usual Scottish accent. Yakko really had no clue as to how Wakko got his accent, but no matter.

Yakko stared at the door with his hands on his hips. "I dunno Wakko, I think that's it for our little home in there.."

"Pleeease, save Mr. Binky!"

Yakko sighed. "Alright alright!" He said, Wakko squealing in happiness and getting back onto his feet. "Wait down there, i'll go get him okay?" Wakko nodded, his tongue sticking out of the left corner of his mouth like usual as both Dot and Wakko climbed down the tower to join Doctor Scratchnsniff.

"Scratchy! What are you doin' here?" Wakko asked.

"I work here..remember? Now vut are you two hooligans doing huuh? Hopefully not making any of the monkey jokes?"

"Nope. The monkeys are still sleeping." Wakko replied.

"Not that kind of- Ugh!"

Wakko just smiled innocently. Then Dot suddenly got on her knees, a violin seeming to play in the background to go along with her tragic story she was about to tell.

"Our home has been destroyed! Yakko, our dearest brother has went back in to rescue Mr. Binky! Ohh whyy Yakko, why!" She said, "crying" into her hands.

Doctor Scratchnsniff only raised an eyebrow. "Vut happened to the vater tower?"

"The pipes broke and the place is flooding right now." Wakko said, hands folded behind his back.

The doctor's eyes widened. "VUT!? And you let Yakko go in zer!? Don't you realize he could drown!?"

Wakko and Dot blinked, looking at each other before looking back at the doctor, laughing sheepishly. "He he, ...whoops."


Back with Yakko who was currently swimming around inside the water tower had just gotten Mr. Binky. His cheeks bulged with the air he held in, swimming much like a dog towards the top to get some air. He reached the top..his eyes widened. There wasn't any more air space left! It had been completely filled with water now.

"Geez..you'd think this place would explode by now with all the water in here- wait a second.." That gave Yakko an idea..he pulled out a surf board.


Back outside, Wakko, Dot, and Doctor Scratchnsniff were staring at the water tower. The doctor seemed to be more worried than the other two, who were just standing there casually as if they just knew they're older brother would be okay. Suddenly, the water tower started to tremble, and then..

..the door slammed open, out coming tons and tons of water, pouring from the tower. Yakko who was now on his surf board, still holding Mr. Binky tightly in his hand with a smile on his face as he surfed on the huge wave that came from the tower.

"KALABUNGA!" Yakko yelled, falling right towards..Doctor Scratchnsniff, who stood there in horror.

"AHHH!!" The doctor yelled before being splashed by the water, Yakko slamming right onto his chest, causing him to fall down on his butt.

The water continued to pour down from the water tower, but at least not onto Yakko and the Doctor. Yakko sat on the Doctor's chest with his legs spread out, both of them completely drenched. Yakko started spitting out the water from his mouth, a gold fish coming out along with it, his bulged cheeks flattening as he did.

"Ehhhhhhhhh next time I wana go swimming, I think I'm just gonna go to the beach."

Doctor Scratchnsniff, still laying underneath Yakko, propped himself up on his elbows. "Would you please GET OFF ME!" He yelled.

Yakko only smirked. "I dunno Scratchy, your kinda comfy!"

Doctor Scratchnsniff snarled, pushing Yakko off him as he got up. "Hmph! Now, I have some business to do. So, leave me alone!" With that, Scratchy walked stubbornly into his Psychiatric building.

Dot and Wakko walked over to Yakko, Wakko smiling at the sight of his little bunny.

"MR. BINKY!" Wakko yelled, Yakko handing the rabbit over to him before Wakko gave the drenched rabbit a bear hug.

"Now that I don't have my cute dresses, what am I gonna wear!?" Dot yelled, clearly aggrivated.

Yakko smirked. "Think I forgot about ya sis?" He said, pulling out a few of her pink, of course, dresses. Dot's eyes lit up at the sight, hugging her frilly dresses.

"Yay! Thank you thank you thank you!"

"Hey, that's what a big brother's for right?" He replied, getting on all fours and shaking off the water, drying himself off.

Dot sighed. "Now where are we gonna live?"

"I don't want to move.." Wakko mumbled, looking down at the floor.

Yakko got back up on both feet, putting a hand on his chin. "Hm..well, I know a person who'll be able to answer that question!"


"Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?"

"I said no! I will not let you live with me!"

The Warners had no choice but to go to Mr. Plotz to find a place they could live, or at least stay in until they fixed the water tower. Now they were asking the man, in unison, if they could stay at his house.

"Aww, but our tower just exploded.." Yakko said, sitting in between his siblings who were all, sitting on top of Mr. Plotz's desk as the short old man sat in his chair.

"I don't care! Leave me alone!"

"I got an idea! How about we live in your office, and you live at your house?" Yakko suggested.

"No."

"Then..we live in your house, and you live in your office?"

"NO! Now go away!"

Yakko's yakking wasn't working, and Wakko's eating Plotz's lunch didn't help much either. Now, it was Dot's turn. She wormed her way to the front of both her bothers, kneeling and clasping her hands together, fake tears sitting at the edge of her eyes.

"Oh pleeeease Mr. Plotz? We have nowhere to go!"

Mr. Plotz growled, grabbing the three by the scruff of their necks and heading towards the double doors. "I said no! Out out OUT!" He yelled, tossing the three out of his office and slamming the door shut, all three of them landing on their butts. Mr. Plotz grumbled as he walked back to his desk, sitting back down and reading over some paper work. He opened up one of his desk drawers and gasped.

"You know, it's not very nice to throw people out like that." Yakko said, jumping out from Mr. Plotz's desk drawer.

"I don't care. Now leave. I am a very busy man and I have lots of work to do, so if you don't mind.."

He got out of his chair and walked towards a window, opening up the shades and gasping yet again as Wakko made his appearance from the blinds. "Aww, we wouldn't cause ya any trouble."

"Yes you would. Now if you'll just leave.." He said, sitting back at his chair but gasping yet again, jumping out from his chair as he felt himself sit on something. Dot.

"We just need to stay with you until the water tower's fixed!" Dot said, a cute smile on her face.

Mr. Plotz's fists clenched, his face slowly turning red as a tomato, his ears seeming to let out steam. Yakko, Wakko and Dot all got together, Yakko being in the middle as usual. It looked like Mr. Plotz had reached his limit. Mr. Plotz wagged his finger at them, leaning towards them.

"I've had enough with you three! I want you OUT of my office RIGHT NOW, YOU HEAR ME? RIGHT-"

Just before he could even finish his sentence, a wave of water came pouring in from the window, splashing right onto Mr. Plotz. The water stopped coming in, leaving a drenched Mr. Plox standing before them, his finger still up in the air. Of course the water came fromt he water tower, and all four of them knew it. Without a word, Mr. Plotz walked right over to his phone on his desk and pushed a button.

"Ah, hello? Yes yes, I'd like you to come here. Yes now you idiot!"

A second later, a tall white man came in..Jerry Lewis.

"Freunlaven! I'm here!"

All three Warners screamed.

"No, not him..anything but him..!" Wakko yelled, bitting his lower lip.

They all screamed again before rushing out the door, leaving a very confused Jerry behind.


The Warners panted, Wakko laying himself on the floor while Dot leaned against a wall, Yakko having both hands on his knees.

"That was a close one..!" Wakko said between breaths.

"Yeah..but now what are we gonna do?" Dot asked, looking back up at their still flooding house.

Yakko stood straight up, getting an idea, a yellow light bulb appearing above his head. Wakko spotted it and took the light bulb, eating it.

"..Well, I still have an idea." Yakko said, a smirk plastered on his face.


Of course Mr. Ploz couldn't let the rambunctious Warners live out on the Warner Brothers plot outside. There was just no way! They'd torture everyone, just like what they did many years ago..he got a shiver down his spine from the memory. Also, soon it would be "That Day"..and there was no way the water tower would be fixed by then. Plox sat at the end of a very long table, hundreds of chairs lining the table. He was waiting a certain man, someone who could possibly take care of the Warners until the water tower was fixed. Of course, that man was Doctor Scratchnsniff.

..Right on cue, Doctor Scratchnsniff entered the room, sitting at the other end of the long table.

"Eh, is zer something you need me for?"

"Of course theres something you idiot! Listen to me.." Plotz said, getting out of his chair and getting up onto the table, walking towards the skiddish doctor.

"..Those Warners having been driving me up the wall ever since the water tower exploded..I can't have them running around like they used to! Understand!?"

"Yes yes but, where else could zey go?"

By this time Plotz had reached the doctor, poking the man in the chest. "You will be taking those kids in until the water tower's fixed! Got it!?"

"M-Me?! But-"

"No buts! They're your patients, your responsibility. So from today, they're going to be with you! And 'that day' is coming soon..I have already set up preperations as well."

"Oh my..'that day' is coming up already!?"

"Unfortunatley yes. But I have plans for that day.."

A scream outside grabbed their attention.

"Now stop those Warners! NOW!"

With a small squeak, the Doctor quickly ran out of the room, not wanting to see just what the heck those kids were doing outside..


"AHH!" An actress screamed after being drenched by a thrown water balloon.

The Warners were outside, filling up thousands and thousands of water balloons, throwing them at whoever dared to step outside. And also if they were by the windows, they threw them at the windows too! Crashing right through the window and hitting their target, whoever it may be.

"Ready? Aiiiim. Fire!" Yakko said, standing right beside his sister who was sitting in a huge water balloon launcher, both dressed in a military outfit.

A poor defenseless actor ran across the street, only to be pelted and drenched by hundreds of water balloons. A walkie talkie noise was heared from Yakko and Dot's belts. "It's a confirmed hit!" Wakko said from the walkie talkie. Yakko grabbed his walkie talkie and put it up to his lips. "How's project Big-Bombs-Away coming soldier?"

Wakko was near the water tower, filling up a huge water balloon. "It's coming along great, almost filled, roger."

"Good job soldier." Yakko replied, spotting Doctor Scratchnsniff in the distance. "The target is approaching! I repeat, the target is approaching! Get ready to aim!"

The Doctor walked right up to both Yakko and Dot, who was still sitting in her water balloon cannon. "VUT ARE YOU DOING!? Get off zat thing right NOW! Unt where is Wakko!?"

Yakko smirked, pointing up. The Doctor raised an eyebrow and looked up, gulping at the sight. He shouldn't of looked up. A gigantic water balloon was overhead, Wakko holding it up as he stood on the roof top.

"AHHHH!" The Doctor screamed, Wakko dropping the water balloon. It hit Scratchy, bursting open and drenching him completely. He stood there, arms at his sides as his clenched fists shook with anger.

"You kids..!!"

"Well look on the bright side, you don't need to take a shower!" Yakko said, a smirk still on his face.

"Look out beloooow!" Wakko yelled, jumping down from the roof and landing on top of Doctor Scratchnsniff who fell to the floor with a 'oof!'.

The Doctor sat up, stars spinning around his head. "Ahh aye yae.." He shook his head, grabbing Wakko and standing up, then grabbing Dot from the water balloon cannon and Yakko, kicking the cannon away. The three of them appeared in their normal clothing once more as they were placed on the stones stairs, the Doctor standing before them with his arms on his hips.

"Now that that monkey business is over.."

A desk suddenly appeared before the tree of them with a basket filled with bananas as they all acted like monkeys, gaining some of their features.

"Enough!"

The desks disappeared.

"Now as I was saying, since your water tower is eh, broken, you three kids shall be living with me! Now-"

Their eyes lit up as they all jumped up on the man.

"Ya really mean it!?" Dot asked.

"Really really?" Wakko added.

"Yes yes, now-"

All three of them gave him a sucking smooch on his face. "Thank You Scratchy!" They said in unision.

"Alright alright!"

The Warners got off the Doctor, sitting back down on the stairs.

"Anyways, you'll be staying at my house only until ze water tower is fixed! Then it's good bye! Sayonara! Understaaaand?"

The three nodded.

"Good! And zen I also have to go to work, so because I don't trust you hooligans alone at my house, you will have to come with me and stay with ze Nurse when I am working with someone."

Yakko and Wakko's tongues rolled out of their mouths, drool coming out as well. Dot just crossed her arms. "Typical boys." She said with a sigh.

"Now, while you are with you I expect you three to be on your best behavior, ya?"

They nodded.

"Good, good! Now go on now, get to ze set and do your crazy Animaniacs show!"

Again, they nodded. The Doctor walked off with a sigh, wiping his forehead mumbling something like, "What have I gotten myself into?"

The Warners got up, walking towards their set where they would see just what their narrator conjured up for them. They reached the place in no time, jumping right onto their narrator who looked like a wreck. Wrinkles all over the tired man's face, dark circles underneath his eyes, and his eyes blood shot. He let out a scream when the Warners jumped on him, calming himself down with a deep breath.

"Alright you three..since the water tower is down, we won't be doing any shots of you guys there. So instead.." The male scootched the three off him before they could pull anything, reaching deep into his pocket and pulling out a script. "I made up this little number for Yakko."

Yakko raised an eyebrow, taking the script. "Don't you mean all of us?"

"Nope. Just you in this one. You'll be singing to the Mexican Hat Dance song. You guys are always together, the audience needs to see what you guys are like alone. Ya see? It'll get plenty of views."

Yakko looked through the script, scanning through the words. "Ehhhhhh..I think you need to be educated on proper sentence structure a tad. These are just names of countries."

"Exactly! You'll be singing the countries, thus making it educational. It's perfect! So, you might wana start memorizing those. Oh, and you'll have to point to the map, showing where they are."

Yakko groaned. "Greeeat."

Ever since Yakko pulled that little prank on the man, which in turn caused the man to believe there was a random orange dinosaur out to get him in random moments, earning him appointments to see Doctor Scratchnsniff, the narrator was always out to get Yakko! He didn't think locking the man in the stage at night, leaving the Bologna the Dinosaur's theme play would traumatize him that much..

Dot and Wakko looked curiously at Yakko's script, their eyes widening. Wakko's brain felt like it just exploded. "Sure ya gonna be able to do that Yakko?" Wakko asked, already fearing for his older brother.

Yakko patted them both on the shoulder. "Sure I can." He replied, pulling out a scholar's hat and putting it on his head while taking out a pointer stick, walking towards the map board already on set. His brother and sister took a seat as they watched his brother review the words, scratching his head every now and then with the pointer stick. He'd point to a country with the stick and say it out loud, going to the next country, then the next, and so on.

"Ireland, Russia, Omen, no..Oman." He muttered to himself.

About a half an hour past, and by now it was around dinner time...and Wakko's stomach was growling for some food.

"Hey Yakko! We're gonna get some food. I'm starving..want anything?" Wakko asked, both him and Dot getting out of their seats.

"Just a cheeseburger with fries. Thanks!"

"You got it!" Wakko replied, Dot and him walking off to get some grub. Yakko let out a long sigh..he'd be lieing if he said he wasn't exhausted. This little number was taking a lot of energy! Well he memorized most of the countries for the most part, he was just working on pointing to the right countries now, but even now he thought he was getting that down as well. He decided to give it a try along with the music, so he went over to the small radio on the set and pressed the play button with his toe, walking back over to the map. He went up and down along with the music, getting ready to sing..

"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean

Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela

Honduras, Guyana, and still,

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina

And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda

Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,

Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam

And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam."

Whew..he was on a roll! So far no mess ups. He managed to sing it perfectly with the song, dancing as he pointed to the correct countries. So, he continued..

"Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland

And Germany now one piece,

Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia

Italy, Turkey, and..something..

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania

Ireland, Russia, Oman, ..uhh..

Bulgaria! ..Saudi Arabia.."

Yakko plopped forwards onto the ground, arms stretched out. He was starting to forget what words to say, and he was so tired. That little incident this morning must've worn him out without him realizing it. And it was getting late..he'd usually be finishing dinner by now. He let out a sigh as the Mexican Hat Dance song finished playing. After resting for a moment, his gaze fell onto the set's seats in front of the plat form he was laying on, spotting a..girl?

"What's she doing here?" He wondered.

The girl looked to be about 14 years old, long blonde hair with blue orbed eyes. She was quite thin, but at the same time pretty tall, about 5 foot 7 inches, human of course, not a toon. She wore a long sleeved pink shirt with a light purple long skirt, going past her knees along with light blue high heeled shoes. The girl noticed his stare and quickly got out of her chair. "Oh..I'm so sorry..I didn't mean to- please don't tell on me.."

Yakko, who was still laying on his stomach on the platform, raised an eyebrow at the girl. He smirked, having an idea as to what she meant. "Ya snuck in?"

The girl winced. Bingo.

"Don't worry, I won't tell on ya..what fun would that be?"

The girl smiled, walking closer towards the platform. "I'm Kate. Nice to meet you.."

Yakko managed to get on all fours, still feeling a bit weak and tired. Hopefully once he ate something, he'd feel better. "We're the Warner Brothers! Er..well, one of them anyway."

She giggled, walking up onto the stage. Yakko sat down pretzel style as she walking in front of him, sitting down as well on her legs.

"So, what brings you to Warner Brother's studio?" Yakko asked.

"Well actually I..saw the water tower's little explosion.."

Yakko looked down at his lap, his long black ears drooping down a little. "Oh, did you.." He had to admit, his home being flooded with galloons of water wasn't a good feeling. Kate let out a small frown, patting Yakko's head.

"I was worried the infamous Warners were hurt, so I kinda..snuck in."

Yakko looked up at her, smiling. "Well, Ralph isn't too hard to get by. Isn't it fun?"

She laughed. "Actually it was, especially when he was chasing me around the lot with a doughnut! I can see why you and your siblings do it on a daily basis."

Yakko raised an eyebrow. "Your a fan of the show?"

She nodded. "Yes, of course! I love watching your show..cracks me up every time. ..Are you working on your next skit?" She asked, looking down at the script he was holding.

"Yup. I kinda got the narrator mad so..this is his revenge." He said, showing her the script.

She looked it over, already knowing what would be on it. "Well if you want, I can help you..I took Geography class."

"..Did ya pass it?"

She nodded.

"Your hired!"

Some time passed as they both continued to practice the skit. Yakko managed to get through half of it, completely memorizing it while Kate showed him where exactly said countries were. Apparently before he was pointing at a few wrong countries..so she fixed 'em. Now, she was sitting at one of the chairs as the Mexican Hat Dance song was starting up again..

"United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama

Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,

Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean

Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela

Honduras, Guyana, and still,

Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina

And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda

Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,

Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam

And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam."

Kate smiled up at him as he sang, dancing along with the song and pointing at the corresponding countries. Yakko had to admit, it felt much better performing with an actual audience, even if it did only consist of one person.

"Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland

And Germany now one piece,

Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia

Italy, Turkey, and Greece.

Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania

Ireland, Russia, Oman,

Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia

Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.

There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan

Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,

The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal

France, England, Denmark, and Spain."

Kate started frantically clapping. He managed to complete half the song with no mistakes! He walked over and pressed the "stop" button with his tail on the radio, sitting down at the edge of the platform, his legs hanging over as he let out a long sigh. "After this is over, I don't think I'll ever want to hear the Mexican Hat Dance again.."

Kate laughed, getting up out of her chair and joining him on the platform, sitting down next to him. "You were great! A plus."

He stifled a laugh. "Ya, too bad I got about..70 other countries to name. Think the Earth'll loose a hemisphere tonight?"

She laughed again. "Unfortunatley, I highly doubt that. You know what? What if I come tomorrow? I can help you again if you want.."

"Really? You can?

She nodded. "Sure can. I'll come by after school..ugh, I have this real mean teacher..tests and pop quizzes every day! So annoying.."

Yakko hid a smirk. An idea popped into his mind..

"So i'll see you tomorrow! Bye Yakko!" She waved, sliding off the stage. He waved back with a smile, watching her walk out of the set.

A few minutes later, his siblings plus Doctor Scratchnsniff walked in, the Doctor holding a white bag of supposedly Yakko's dinner. Yakko slid himself off the stage, landing on the floor on two feet as he walked over to them.

"How's the song coming?" Dot asked.

"Pretty good, got through half of it actually."

"Can ya show us?" Wakko asked.

Yakko stiffled a laugh. "Not now Wakko, i'll show you some other time..hate to steal your line but, I'm starving."

"Vell, it vould of been here sooner if these two didn't go throwing water balloons at my window!"

Dot and Wakko just smiled innocently as the Doctor handed Yakko the white bag.

"Alright, now come with meee..ugh.."

"YAAAY!" The three cheered, following the Doctor to his green mini van. They all got in, taking their seats and putting on their seat belts. Yakko opened up his white bag, revealing the delicious cheese burger with fries. He took out the burger and started eating while his siblings began asking the Doctor questions, such as "are we there yet?" and "if your a bootlegger, do you like to tie boots to people's legs?" It wasn't too long before they reached the Doctor's house. It was a tall, light blue house with gray steps, a small path leading towards it between patches of grass. They all went in, and as soon as the Warners stepped into his house, they immedietley spread out, going into random rooms and jumping on beds, looking out windows and searching through drawers.

The Doctor just stood there in the entrance before he started chasing after them, grabbing them by the scruff of their necks. "Enough!" He yelled, throwing them on his long brown couch in the living room. "Now I expect you three to be good little children. Now behave!"

Yakko had finished his cheese burger in the car, now munching on the fries from inside the white bag. He paused though as he joined his siblings, both of them leaning closer to them as they all clasped their hands together and little white halos appeared above their heads, their black eyes sparkling as they batted their eye lashes.

"..Good! Now, follow me. I'll show you where you three will be sleeping.."

The Doctor led them out of the living room and down a small hall, turning right into a rather large guest room. It was a bit odd that it had..a bunk bed, and a single bed. It was like it was already set up for the Warners..they went in, already claiming their beds. Of course it was the same as in the water tower, Yakko getting the single bed, Dot getting the bottom bunk and Wakko getting the top. Yakko's bed was against the opposite wall, a window right beside him while the bunk bed was on the adjacent wall. Yakko was munching yet again on his french fries while his younger sibs were playing with each other, still sitting on their beds. Wakko was leaned over his bed while Dot looked up, passing a ball over and over to each other.

"Stop that! It's not time for playing, it's for sleeping. Now, go on and brush your teeth. Go on now.."

Yakko had just finished off his french fries, rolling the bag up into a ball and throwing it..although there was no trash can. So, a basket ball hoop appeared out of nowhere, as did a bunch of people in an audience, blinding flashes coming from the seats.

"He shoots..!" Wakko announced, suddenly having a microphone in front of him while sitting behind a table.

The white "bag ball" went into the hoop, a cheer arising from the crowd.

"He scores! Yakko Warner has just made the winning shot!" Dot announced.

Yakko appeared in a basketball outfit, standing a few feet away from the basketball hoop. "I think now the narrators will think twice about picking the cast for Space Jam."

"Stop it! Brush your teeth, now! Go -" Before Scratchy could finish his sentence, he was stampeded by the opposing basketball team as they were dribbling a ball. He sat up, stars circling above his head.

"Oi.."

The scene disappeared as the Warners walked out of the room in a line, going right into the bathroom with a dazed Scratchnsniff behind them. They pulled out their tooth brushes and started brushing their teeth as the Doctor kicked over a small stool for them to use to use the sink. One quick spit into the sick from each of them, and they were finished.

"Now I believe it's your turn, Scratchy." Yakko reminded.

"We'll help you!" Wakko suggested.

"No no, that's quite alright..I think I can brush my own -"

Again, before he could finish his sentence, Yakko, Wakko and Dot shoved mini tooth brushes in his mouth, scrubbing all his teeth before he shoved them off, spitting into the sink.

"All clean!" Dot yelled, giving Scratchy a smooch on the cheek, seemingly sucking it away from his face before letting his cheek go.

"Off to bed, now!"

"Give us a piggy back ride!" Yakko demanded.

"Piggy back ride! Piggy back ride!" Wakko and Dot chimed in.

"No! No piggy back ride. Now shoo, shoo!"

Suddenly, three pigs appeared, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot jumping on their backs as they wildly ran about. The Doctor screamed, chasing the three all over the house before managing to chase them into their room. He closed the door and leaned his back against it, panting as the pigs disappeared, the Warners sitting back on their own beds.

"Whew..now, good night!"

"Read us a story!" Dot demanded.

"No! No story time!"

"Story time Story time!" They all sang, bouncing up and down in their beds.

"Alright alright! Only if you promise to get into your pajamas unt go to sleep when I am finished with the story."

"Okay!" They said in unision, suddenly changing into their pajamas. Yakko and Wakko wore blue lined pajamas with matching sleeping caps, while Dot wore pink lined pajamas. She didn't wear a sleeping cap since she wanted to keep her little pink bow in her hair instead. The Doctor sighed, sitting down on a chair in the middle of the room. He cleared his throat before he began..

"Once upon a time, there was a little.."

"Princess!" Dot called out.

"Uh, okay..once upon a time, there was a little princess named.."

"Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third."

"Fine! Once upon a time, there was a little princess named..Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bo Besca the Third."

Dot smiled happily, snuggling back into her blankets.

"She went to lots of fancy parties, behaved like a good little girl and was rewarded with whatever she wanted! Ze end."

By this time, Wakko and Dot were fast asleep. Yakko on the other hand was still sitting up in his bed, staring at the Doctor.

"Ehhhhhhh, I don't think you should be a writer."

"I don't want to be a writer."

"Good, because you'd stink at it."

Scratchy growled, getting up from his chair and walking over to the door, switching off the lights. "Good night Yakko." With that, Scratchy shut the door behind him, going into his own room to go to sleep as well. Yakko layed back on his bed and soon fell asleep as well..

It was about 12:07 am before Dot let out a scream. Wakko of course slept right through it, but Yakko didn't. He got out of his bed and walked over beside Dot's bed.

"What's wrong sis?" Yakko asked, obviously concerned.

"I had a nightmare.." Dot sniffled.

Yakko gave a small smile before sitting down at the edge of her bed, right beside her as he laid a hand on her shoulder, gently pushing her back down onto the bed. "It's okay, it was only a dream. Big brother's here now.."

Dot was shaking a bit, but she calmed down considerably with her older brother there. "Stay with me until I fall asleep again?"

Yakko nodded. "Sure..I won't leave. I'll be right here..okay?"

Dot gave a small nod before closing her eyes, feeling Yakko's hand upon hers as she tried to fall back asleep again. Little did they both know, Doctor Scratchnsniff was watching the whole thing by the door. Of course Dot's scream had woken him up as well, so he went to check to see what was wrong, but stopped to observe how quickly Yakko seemed to calm down his sister. His opinion about the Warners changed just then, especially for Yakko..he saw a side of Yakko he'd never expected to see. He was being responsible. Protective. Supportive of his siblings. The image of Yakko sitting at Dot's bedside painted itself in the Doctor's mind as he retreated back into his room, still not believing what he had just seen. That's when questions starting popping into the man's mind as he laid on his comfy bed..

"Where were the Warners before they were brought to the studio? Who were their parents? Were they alive? If so, why didn't they come to claim their kids? Or were they dead?"

These questions were starting to plague his mind..that's when he wondered if these questions also plagued the Warner's minds as well.


And Now It's Time For..
Answer the ?Questions? Time!

With Your Hosts: Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.

Yakko: Ello folks! We're supposed to answer questions any readers might have, but obviously we haven't gotten any yet since the story wasn't even put up yet. So instead, we're going to answer a question that was asked in the story. If you remember, Wakko had asked Scratchy.. "if your a bootlegger, do you like to tie boots to people's legs?" So, we're gonna answer that one. Care to explain why you want to know about boot legging?

Wakko: I like boots. *sticks out tongue*

Yakko: Alrighty then..Dot, want to answer this one for the audience?

Dot: Sure! *puts on a scholar cap* You see Wakko, boot legging is when a person goes to the video theater with their video cameras and films the film, then goes out and puts the video on the internet or even sells it!

Wakko: So..there's no boots? *frowns*

Yakko: *takes Dot's scholar cap and puts it on* Actually Wakko, back in the 1920s while Prohibition was going on, people actually tied flasks of alcohol to their boots to sneak around with it. That way, the cops couldn't see them walking around with some whiskey. That's what boot legging used to mean.

Wakko: *eyes light up* So your saying there are boots!

Yakko: ...Yeah, let's go with that.

Wakko: *does a happy dance* YAY!

Yakko: ...Anyways, *turns to the readers* if you have a question for us, no matter how random it may be, send it to us in a review or you could send Blackmagic34 a message! She'll pick a random question and answer it in the next chapter. So, thank you for joining us on..

Yakko, Wakko and Dot: Answer the Questions!


Author's Note: Whoo, first chapter done! Lots of typing..I just kept getting crazy ideas, I couldn't stop myself xD Sorry if there's grammar mistakes..probably is, but hey, that's what happens when you only have WordPad to work with. Dx But anyways, hope ya enjoyed the first chappie..if you managed to read it all xDD