A/N-Okay this is weird and cute at the same time, enjoy :)
Remus and Tonks were walking hand in hand outside of the Burrow. They had just gotten back from getting Harry the night before, so they were enjoying the rare moment of quiet.
Remus brought Tonks into a deep kiss, and closed his eyes, but something started to feel strange, It was like her mouth was suddenly to firm, and her hair was a bit more greasy. He opened his eyes and screamed.
He was kissing the face of Severus Snape.
Tonks shifted back and laughed jollily. "Oh Merlin, your face!" she laughed jumping up and down clapping her hands.
'That was not funny Nymphadora!" Remus growled, his face red from embarrassment.
"Oh really?" She grinned then shifted back to Snape. "Because" she continued in his deep smooth voice. "I find kissing you quite enjoyable Remus." She breathed his name and he gagged.
"Merlin Tonks, can you please stop this? I think I'm going to be sick!" He complained, his face taking a green tint.
"Not until you kiss me." She said, completely enjoying how uncomfortable her husband was.
"I don't think I can Nymphadora."
"Come on, of I'll shift to Severus in our bedroom." She teased. The teasing sounded completely strange coming from the mouth of Remus's old classmate/ colleague.
His face dropped in horror. "Fine!" he said then kissed his/her face, just as the back door of the burrow opened, Tonks quickly shifted back to normal.
"Well." Harry said awkwardly "I see I'm interrupting some weird fantasy that I did not need to know about, I'll just be going now…" He said then backed up back into the house.
"That was terribly awkward." Remus sighed, his face very red again.
"I liked it." Tonks grinned, then grabbed his hand to continue their night time walk.
