Purdy's Birthday

Disclaimer: Rockstar does not own Warriors. Erin Hunter does.

A/N: In this story cats have human items. Also they use mouse tails as money and go to stores.

"Today's Purdy's birthday!' Mousefur exclaimed."Let's throw him a birthday party!"

Firestar didn't look very interested."Really? I'll ask if the clan is willing to throw him a party. And where is Purdy?"

"He's sleeping." Mousefur replied."Oh and Firestar? Tell me who thinks we shouldn't have a party. I'll make them wish they never were born."

Normally the threat from an elder wouldn't be so threatening. But this was Mousefur. Last moon she bit off part of Ivypool's ear just because she was late with dry bedding, because since there were no apprentices, the younger warriors (A.K.A. Dovewing and Ivypool) had to do the apprentice duties. So when Firestar gathered the cats, everyone was happy to help. But Poppyfrost was excused because of her kits that had just discovered YouTube on the clan computer and never left the screen anymore. And Briarlight was helping Poppyfrost, because she couldn't do most other duties.

"So Brambleclaw, give out duties to everyone in the clan." Said Firestar.

"Okay. Ivypool and Dovewing you go get the cake, ice cream, and all other things that have to do with food. Lionblaze and Berrynose, you are on decoration. Me, Firestar, Brakenfur, Sorreltail and Dustpelt will find entertainment. Jayfeather and Leafpool you will be on medicine duty just in case something goes terribly wrong. Cloudtail, Sandstorm and Graystripe, you will be making sure that Purdy doesn't see what's going on. Brightheart, Millie, Thornclaw and Squirrelflight, you will be getting forks, spoons and plates. Also get candles."said Brambleclaw.

"How many candles?" Thornclaw asked "Hey Mousefur, how old is Purdy?"

Mousefur whispered something in Thornclaws ear. When she was done Thornclaw's eyes widened." I don't have that much money!" he said.

"Well too bad." Mousefur said.

"Everyone else get him presents." Brambleclaw finished.

"Moooooooooooooo." Said the computer.

"Molekit, stop watching cows on rampages." Said Poppyfrost.

Everyone was okay with their duties, except Berrynose and Lionblaze, because they didn't want to work with each other.


Ivypool and Dovewing were at the bakery on the Gathering Island. There were many shops on the gathering island now. They were trying to decide on what cake to buy. It was either a mouse cake or a rabbit cake. Neither of them knew what Purdy liked.

"How about we just buy both?" said Ivypool." There are a lot of cats in ThunderClan."

" Okay."

On the way back to camp they were attacked buy a loner, three living trees and a twoleg sock. The sock was the hardest opponent. It covered Dovewing's head and she couldn't breath until Ivypool pulled it off. Surprisingly, they made it back with both cakes unharmed.


Meanwhile, Berrynose and Lionblaze were decorating. Berrynose found twelve cans of spray-paint: blue, red, green, purple, black, white, yellow, pink, brown, light-blue, turquoise, and gray. Lionblaze found a lot of balloons. Soon the camp looked pretty party-ish. Also they hung up streamers and signs that read "Happy Birthday Purdy".

"Wow. That turned out better than we thought it would" said Lionblaze.

"Yep. But now I have to help Poppyfrost get our kits off the clan computer." Said Berrynose.


Also meanwhile the entertainment crew were having no trouble. They got The StarClan Band booked for the party and hired Crowfeather as a magician.

"Crowfeather, I never knew you could do magic." Said Brambleclaw.

"Well can't you? I thought all the chosen cats were magicians. I thought that's why we got picked. Because of our magic ability. I know Feathertail could. I once saw Tawnypelt conjure a mouse out of nowhere." Replied Crowfeather.

"Well I can kind of do magic but not much." Brambleclaw said.

"Brambleclaw, you never told us this? You could have conjured prey last leaf-bare, when all of us went starving." Said Sorreltail.

" Well I was too busy getting haunted by Tigerstar in my drea- I mean Oooh, look fresh kill!" said Brambleclaw as he ran away.


As for the cats that were keeping Purdy away from camp, were having loads of trouble. At first they tried to keep him away from camp by taking him out on a forest, but then he wanted to go back to camp. Then they tried battle training him, so he got exhausted and fell asleep. Every time he woke up they hit him on the head so he got knocked out. So that's what they decided to it pretty much went like this: ". Huh- what?"THUNK "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" for a while. None of them felt really bad about this though. Purdy had been pretty annoying for the last couple moons.

The supplies cats were running into troubles of their own. Every time they bought a bag of plastic forks a dwarf or a wizard popped up and destroyed the forks. They had bought forty-two bags of forks when they finally got past the wizards and dwarfs. Also Squirrelflight had to carry the plates, forks, and spoons because it took three cats to carry the giant bag of candles.

The cats getting presents just caught some prey and wrapped it in a leaf. Except for Icecloud. She went all the way through WindClan, walked onto the gathering island, waited forty-five minutes in a long line, bought three balls of yarn, went all the way back through WindClan territory, realized that everyone just got prey, then wrapped the balls of yarn in a leaf.

Everything was just put in the right place when Sandstorm yelled "Hide!"

Everyone hid. Sandstorm, Purdy, Cloudtail, and Graystripe walked in.

"SURPRISE!" everyone yelled.

A/N: This is my first fan-fic. Should I make another chapter? R&R.