What happens when I have too much sugar? I start writing really weird fics!!What happens when Hermione eats too many

Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans? She becomes SLAP HAPPY OF COURSE!!

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It was Hermione's birthday. She had gotten a bunch of presents sent to her from her parents. Harry had gotten her

some rainbow colored ink, and Ron gave her a book. But Hagrid did something that may have meant the end of Hogwarts

as we know it. He sent Hermione a HUGE bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Now, she had had this candy before,

but never in a huge amount like this! Well, that night she got really, really, REALLY hungary, so she pulled the Beans

out from under her bed and devoured the whole bag.

The next morning, Hermione woke up with a strange feeling. She got up, and got herself dressed in her Hogwarts

uniform. Then Lavender stared complaining because her hair was in tangles and couldn't be brushed through, and tthat

kind of thing really bothered Lavender. Well, for some odd reason, and no one really knew why, because it happened

often, Hermione found this really, really funny. She started giggling, then right out laughing which turned into hysarical

laughter! She just laughed and laughed until she just slapped herself. She stopped laughing. It had hurt. She found that

very funny as well!!!

Eventually, Hermione had calmed down enough to get to the common room and then down to breakfast. She sat

down between Ron and Harry, talking perfectly normally, despite the weird looks she was getting from her fellow

Gryfindor females. That is, until Dumbledore got up to make an announcement. Hermione began to chuckle softly as he

stood up.

"Now, I would like to inform you all that potions classes.." He was interrupted by roaring laughter at the

Gryfindor table. Everyone's heads turned and looked at Hermione, who just then fell on the floor, laughing

uncontrollably. Dumbledor in particular looked particularly disturbed.

"Miss Granger," he began, smiling, "would you please come up here and inform us what is so very funny. You

are not in trouble, I'd just like to know."

Hermione, with great difficulty, walked to the head table, still laughing her head off. She stood up there for a few

moments, laughing, when all of a sudden the Great Hall was filled with the noise of a great ~SMACK!~ Hermione

stopped laughing abruptly. She looked in horror at the hand mark that remained on Dumbledore's cheek. She put her

hands to here mouth. The rest of the students in the Hall weren't sure weather to laugh, or be afraid for Hermione.

"You may return to your seat and finish your meal, Miss Granger." Dumbledore said, in confused shock.

"Y-y-yes s-sir." Hermione answered, shaking from head to toe.

As the students left the Hall to go to their classes, Harry and Ron asked Hermione what was going on.

"What the heck was that Hermy? What's with the laughing and the Dumbledor-slapping and all tat werd stuff that's happened? Parveti even said somethin' bout you laughin' likr that this morning to!" Ron said.

"I have no clue whats wrong with me today. I feel all.. I don't know. weird inside, and little things make me

laugh, and then I slap someone!! Oh I wish I knew what was wrong with me!"

Harry looked worried. This wasn't like his friend at all. "Are you gonna be ok Hermy?" he asked.

"I think so." She answered, as the rounded into potions class.

Did ya like it? Well if ya didn't, then that just sux 4 u! u can review if ya feel like it but if u are boring, and thought it was the stupidest thing, then I don't want your review so there! Actually, I changed my mind I do!! Hehe! Ill make a new chapter eventually, if I get at least 1 review!! Byebyes!!!