Hey Sirius! I have a joke for you! What did the astronauts fiancé say when he proposed in open space?
No, because she was having an affair with his best mate?
This is a stupid joke. I've heard it before.
Shut up Moony! She said: I can't breathe! Hilarious right?
Seriously James. Are you honestly serious?
Sirius' answer was funnier.
Even I thought that one sucked.
Don't be so mean, guys. I have a pick up line to try on Lily!
If it's worse than the last one, you might end up in the hospital wing for more than 2 days this time.
Can you cry underwater?
What sort of daft question is that Wormy?
Can you please stop passing this note to me? We are supposed to be writing an essay?
Stop distracting me with work and school! I need to test my pick up line on you lot! Anyway. Here goes. Hey Lily, feel my jumper, it's made of boyfriend material!
You're going to be in the hospital wing for a week, Prongs…..
James. Do your work. That's just senseless.
I don't get it…
Oh. My. God.
You are the most….I can't even….gosh…
Do they sell boyfriend material at Madam Malkins?
How are you even in this school?
I'm surprised he could even lift his wand.
Can we get back on the subject o
Well done. Just great, Prongs.
Damn James! I had a date tonight as well!
Sorry! I didn't mean to get us detention!
Can somebody please explain boyfriend material to me?
