"And now, dear listeners, a list of things:

A boyfriend.

A very fancy lab coat.

A scientist and a radio host.

A large gathering of hooded figures, radio interns, scientists, and city council members.

A wedding.

A sacrificing of three frogs to the Glow Cloud, as is the Night Vale custom.

A filled-out notification-of-marriage form approved by Mayor Pamela Winchell.

A long, happy life.

A proposal.

A—"

"Yes, of course I'll marry you."

"Listeners, we interrupt this story to bring you a very important news announcement: Carlos is in the studio and he just agreed to marry me!"

"Now I know why you were so worried about me missing your show tonight. Um, is it okay if I steal you for a minute?"

"Yes, of course."

"I love you so much."

"I love you, too."

"Uh, I think we're still on the air."

"Oh! Sorry about that, listeners. And now, the weather."