"And now, dear listeners, a list of things:
A boyfriend.
A very fancy lab coat.
A scientist and a radio host.
A large gathering of hooded figures, radio interns, scientists, and city council members.
A wedding.
A sacrificing of three frogs to the Glow Cloud, as is the Night Vale custom.
A filled-out notification-of-marriage form approved by Mayor Pamela Winchell.
A long, happy life.
A proposal.
A—"
"Yes, of course I'll marry you."
"Listeners, we interrupt this story to bring you a very important news announcement: Carlos is in the studio and he just agreed to marry me!"
"Now I know why you were so worried about me missing your show tonight. Um, is it okay if I steal you for a minute?"
"Yes, of course."
"I love you so much."
"I love you, too."
"Uh, I think we're still on the air."
"Oh! Sorry about that, listeners. And now, the weather."
