A/N: crackfic and not my writing what so ever! A parody, and only a parody. Made to be funny and to ridicule the the awful 'last-timelady-OC-fob-watched-Doctor's-wife' crap.

"Doctor!" A cry echoed even though echoing never really happens through the TARDIS where Angel Monique Rosetta Aurora Bella Rhiannon Tyler stood. Rose Tyler was her sister, her twin sister actually. But when the Tenth incarnation if the Doctor (Nine ceases to exist because Ten is hot. Duh.) headfirst want to Rose to come on the ship, he's in saw Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon and decided that she was better with her straight As in school and her tiny waist and her eyes that somehow coralate to every gem ever, especially when sparkling in the sun.

Rose had cried because the Doctor thought that Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon was way better than her and it was true because the Doctor had fell in love with Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon the moment he saw her.

So anyway, back to the story.

"What is it?!" The Doctor said, bewildered as the exclamation points and question marks appeared at the end of his. statement.

"I'm pregnant!" Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon announced.

"But!" The Doctor yelped (Again with those dang exclamation points!) "You are human and my Time Lord-y ness will kill you and make the baby a full Time Lord which is almost certainly biologically impossible but will be used anyway as a cliche pot device!"

"Except!" Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon exclaimed. "I'm a Time Lady!" Her eyes glistened in the non-existent light, reminding the Doctor of rubies, diamonds, emeralds, sapphires, pearls, and the icean AND that really good blue Gatorade.

"WHAT?!" he replied, still with the overuse of punctuation.

"Yeah."

"Ok."

So then they kissed and The Doctor loved Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon ever more, so he probably loved her farther than his arms could stretch to show her physically and cutely.

And the baby was a girl and they named her Sapphire.

After, you know, Angel Monique Aurora Bella Rhiannon's eyes.