/Action/

" Someone Talking"

' Thoughts'

(Author interruptions.....I'm the Author and therfore interrupt whenever I wish.......Muahahahahahahaha!)

Chapter 1 (You need help)

Kurama walks home after school and upon reaching his house hears a loud groan. Taking precaution he goes through the back door not to be caught by whatever is emmitting the strange pained noise. ' I better be careful....there's no telling what this could be....glad mother isn't home...' /groan/.....'Wait a second.....I recognize that voice'...."HIEI!!!!"

Hiei lay on the floor next to the open freezer. His black cloak was covered with cream and pink melted goo. He had done it again. For the third time this week, Hiei had snuck into his friend's house and eaten the ENTIRE GALLON of ice cream.....just as fast as he moves, and gotten a brain freeze...not to mention....a horrible stomach ache.

"Hiei....Oh NOT AGAIN!!!" Kurama let out a small laugh as he realized just how pathetic Hiei actually looked. His normally stern features were moved to a baby-like pout as he curled on the floor with his arms around his stomach in pure agony. Kurama couldn't help but roll on the floor next to him laughing as Hiei gave the NOW empty carton one of his traditional death glares. Hiei turned his glare to Kurama. "Baka Kitsune!" Just as he said that Hiei passed out. Kurama controlled himself and stood up looking at the small Koorime. "Oh Hiei." Kurama's look changed from happiness to worry. 'Why does he eat it until it hurts.....poor thing.....no matter how much it hurts him....he still loves it.' Kurama came to this realization and decided that Hiei needed professional help. He needed someone to get the little fire demon out of his "sweet snow" obssession. Hiei had been rushed to the hospital several times for overeating....having to get his stomach pumped......gone to jail four times for stealing it because he had no ningen money.....and them SEVEN times arrested for beating the ice cream man into a bloody pulp for telling him to wait his turn.....THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Kurama picked Hiei up and placed him on the couch, deciding to call Yusuke for advice.... (Kurama just got off the short bus.....only an idiot would ask Yusuke for advice.....Twitch.....but he did......on with the story.)

Yusuke: "Urameshi residence, Yusuke speaking."

Kurama: "Yusuke"

Yusuke: "Kurama! Hey what's up?!"

Kurama: "Hiei did it again."

Yusuke: "Which it?"

Kurama: /Sweatdrop/......"The ice cream it Yusuke, he needs help."

Yusuke: "What Ice Cream thing?"

Kurama: /Anime falls/..... (I forgot to mention Yusuke still rides the short bus) ....

Yusuke: "Oooh....THAT Ice Cream thing!"

Kurama: "Yes Yusuke........./Twitch/.....THAT Ice Cream thing!"

They contemplate a plan to help Hiei.... (I didn't type what happened....life's too short to type a stupid conversation) .....

Kurama: "It's settled then....we'll take him to the shrink tomorrow."

Yusuke: /No responce/

Kurama: "Yusuke?.....Yusuke????.....YUSUKE!!!"

Yusuke: ...."Huh?....what?.....It's Shiny....I mean....yes Kurama.....Bye now"

Kurama: "Goodbye." -.-;;;


Will they succeed?......Will Hiei agree to this?......Will Yusuke ever find shiny? -.-;;;..........Will Yusuke ever get OFF the short bus?!....No. Review.....or I shall forever sentence you to helping Yusuke find shiny!.../Glare/