Sakura was watching the Wheel of Fortune in her apartment in the suburbs of Dallas and sighed as she watched the new host of the show: Eminem. She was in awe as she saw the sexy former rapper appear on the stage and had his delicious ghetto voice, kinda like voice of a nigga in one of those sexy adult radio commercials that played only on selected stations in Biloxi, Mississippi.

She was sitting on her couch that cost $8000 and was bored out of her mind and wished that she could be on that game show, but she had a better chance of getting on it than Tyra Banks being the spokesperson for a Dollar General in Alaska. She decided that the best thing to do was get in her 2011 Lincoln Town Car and drive to somewhere and get some candy M&M's and think of the rapper instead since it was obvious that her chances of getting on the show were better than none if she at least tried.

Sakura got inside of her lovely 2011 Lincoln Town Car Signature L and decided to drive around for a little bit and see if there was anything in her luxurious neighborhood to take her mind off of the pain of not being able to go on the Wheel of Fortune. She finally went to Wal-Mart and she saw Ino who was working as a greeter.

"Hi, nigga," said Ino as she looked at her friend who was sulking. "What's wrong?"

"Dush, I was watching the Wheel of Fortune and I was like, I wanna be on there," admitted Sakura as she looked at Ino's terribly dirty shoes. Man, did this nigga need to stop getting her shoes from Payless with a coupon she clipped out of a Better Homes and Garden. Sakura looked at her friend and Ino said,

"I can help you send an audition video, if you'd like. But it will have to wait until I finish greeting all these niggas."

"Okay," said Sakura as she nodded at the other. "I guess I will get the camera." The 19 year old girl then went to the candy aisle and got some chocolate M&M's and stole them, leaving the store without anyone noticing them. Just kidding, silly billies; that's something that Kabuto would do. After she paid for the candy, she went home and cried as she watched a Wheel of Fortune she had on her DVR since 2009. She was watching how Eminem had gracefully aged like a peacock and wanted to see him pee with his cock. Sakura hugged her pillow that was on the couch and got a blanket and cried as she watched this sexy man on her 80" TV that her dad got from Costco.

Sakura cried and screamed, "I WANT BEER, NIGGA!" She threw her purse at the TV, but because she was a girl, she missed and knocked over her mom's favorite octopus sculpture. She decided to get on her $1800 laptop and decide to figure out how to get on the Wheel of Fortune. She wanted to meet Eminem so badly that she started crying on her couch, laughing at the same time because it was so luxurious and soft. It felt like someone took out the back seat of a Rolls Royce Phantom and then used super magic powers to make it even more comfortable.

Ino came over in about an hour and had her camera that she had gotten at the nearby gas station.

"Hey, girlfriend," she said as she looked at Sakura and smiled. She punched Sakura in the face and then Sakura kicked Ino in the stomach. It was part of what they did and they both loved it, kinda like Pamela Anderson and that other girl in Scary Movie 3 when they were acting like two little sluts and were hitting each other with random items in their bedroom that totally was furnished with stuff you get at Toys R Us.

"Hey, ho," said Sakura as he looked into the camera. She decided that it was time to do something cool and did a back flip.

"Hey, Eminem, you should accept me because, A: I love you, B: I live in Dallas and I'm a Japanese girl by name, but a full-blown Southerner by heart! And C:..." Sakura lifted up her shirt and flashed her titties to the camera and said, "I got boobs, nigga. And you got a delicious butt crack."

Ino looked at the other and said, "I'm deleting this. There is no way that he would accept this."

Sakura punched Ino and the face and said, "Now ho would you, nigga? We haven't even submitted it yet! At least we increase our chances instead of doing nothing."

"Your chances," corrected Ino. "I'm not auditioning. I would rather be on the Price is Right with Drake as the host."

"Whatever you say," said Sakura as she went into the kitchen and got her some Popeye's chicken that was still in the pantry. Yeah, she left it in the pantry because she felt that it would be ruined by the refrigerator, but remember, Haruno Sakura was a girl who thought that putting cajun seasoning in your underwear made you a spicy mama in bed. She enjoyed the chicken and said, "You know what? I think you should audition for the Price is Right! And whoever wins gets to have the privilege of asking the other to do one favor you would certainly say no to!"

"Mine's not sex," said Ino with a smile on her face that looked like the same expression that a 3-year-old girl had when she climbed Mt. Everest wearing only a scuba mask and a tuxedo from JcPenny's.

"Nor is mine," said Sakura who looked like she needed to go release her diarrhea. She did. She left and had diarrhea and flushed it down and then submitted the video and said, "There. I wanna see how well you do!"

"We'll just see, won't we!" said Ino as she left and got on her motorcycle and drove off.