One day, Gru's Minions heard tell of Banana Fart Head Man (or BFHM, for short). The investigated the rumors and soon came across BFHM on the street, doing what he did best: Pffffffft!
Yes, he let loose a fart of epic proportions. The Minions declared: "Hahaha! Blakoo Mo-mee." Which, of course, made no sense to Banana Fart Head Man, but in the Minion language, meant that the city block was about explode because of BFHM flatulence. It blew up the whole block and Superman was sent to investigate. Unfortunately for him, Superman got blown up by another burst of bodily gas and was forgotten by all. Many superheroes laughed at this until they too were blown to bits by BFHM.
Suddenly, Banana Fart Head Man hit a Minion in the head with a banana, knocking him unconscious. When the Minion awoke he sued BFHM, using Loki as his lawyer. As it turned out, Loki was a fantastic lawyer and devoted himself to the practice of Midgardian law for the remainder of his very long life.
THE END
