No honor among bros remake
Summary: Like the title says, a remake of the episode with Venus, my OC in it.
AN: Before I had planned on doing a fic where Bro Rook comes back while V was around and thought it would be just as funny if I remade the episode with Venus in it. It is gonna be basically what happened but I will add in a few twist just for the fun of it. I would like to thank Rookblonkorules and Purplehood for their help and support with this, it really means alot to me. Now on with the show.
Chapter 1: Lab results
In Blukic and Driba's lab, Blukic is taking a diagnostic of Rook, Driba is basically shunning everyone in his chair, Rook using his broto-tool to do pull ups, and Max and Ben are standing in front of him but a few feet away.
"Almost done here." Blukic announces pressing a few buttons on his counsel.
"Were you talking to me? Because if you are, I can't hear you!" Driba yelled angrily.
"What's with him?" Ben ask address Driba's behavior.
"One of his Mr. Smoothie collectible crunky straws is missing, and he thinks I stole it. Which I did not!" Blukic responded in the same manner Driba spoke.
"Someone did! And until it's returned, I am not speaking to any of you!" Driba stated same as before, hand on hip and looking up at the ceiling.
"Okay, okay. What about Rook?" Max asked getting back on topic.
"I am 110% awesome. Right bro?" Rook asked lifting himself up and keeping himself there during the statement.
"Well yes he is. Except for the toxin flooding his temperamental lope." Blukic stated pointing to his head.
"Temperamental lope?" Ben repeats, wondering what it is.
"The part of the revonnahgander brain that governs personality. Which is what I would say if I was speaking to any of you. Which I am not." Driba clarifies.
"That's way harsh bro." Rook states once again lifting himself up for his statement.
"Did he just use a contraction?" Ben asked pointing to his partner.
"Rook? Ben? You guys down here?" Venus' voice came from the hall.
"Oh V's here." Ben states nonchalantly. But then starts to freak out. "AHH, V'S HERE! If she sees Rook like this she is totally gonna flip.
"Oh hey." She greets walking into the room, though she is looking down at the spellbook Gwen let her borrow.
Sorry I'm late, I found this spell last night and stayed up late practicing it and…" She trailed looking up, seeing Rook doing pull-ups. "Rook?"
He hadn't looked at her when she entered but when she beckoned him, he turned his head to her and gained a grin as he swung forward and let go of the bar, landing in front of Max and Ben.
"Hey princess." He said as he walked towards her.
"Princess? Rook you feeling alright?" The sapphire eyed girl asked looking up at her partner in concern.
"I'm feeling great. Got a great workout this morning, gotta keep my guns toned." He stated, flexing his arm right in front of V's face, it going completely purple.
"Uh, kay, Ben?" She asks ducking under the amber eyed boy's arm and walks towards her other partner. "Why is Rook acting so strange?"
"There's a toxin in him that's changed his personality. He should be fine with we can figure out a way to flush it out of his system." Blukic informed which only made Venus concerned for the boy.
"Terrific, we've got escaped fugitives on the loose and one of my best plumbers is out of commission." Max stated grimly.
"Hey, no offense, and with all do respect, there's nothing wrong with me." Rook replied, standing next to Venus but a tad too close for her comfort.
"Rook, those mean the same thing." Venus added monotoned.
"Ben, Venus, he's your partner." Max cut in and the three of them looked to Rook.
"Well he talks funny and has bad taste, but that's never stopped us before. V? Ow!" Ben asked and the ow added from Venus elbowing him for what he said about Rook. She looked up at him and gave a solemn sigh when she came to a conclusion.
"Well he is the only one of the three of us that can drive. And three heads are better than one." She added. Rook then stepped between her and Ben.
"Let's go put the hurt on those jailbirds!" He exclaimed happily, giving Ben a noggie, Venus putting her head in her hand and shaking it lightly.
"Ugh, is it too late to change my mind?" Ben asked, his voice being strained.
AN: So this was just the lab scene, every chapter will be one or two scenes. Also when Rook is a bro I imagine him a player so he will be hitting on V and trying to impress her a lot. Also I have next to no experience in that area since boys are terrified of me and will probably die sad and alone so any ideas for the kinds of things Rook would say or do like a player to impress Venus will be much appreciated. So until next time, Send me ideas of how Rook might try to impress or say to V, R&R, I love you all, good night (Mic drop, moon walk)
