Harry watched as Draco had the Sorting Hat put on him. He smilied, when he was put into Slytherin. Then as the Scarf of Sexual Preference was put on the young blonde. He waited for it to say "Gay as the 4th of July".
'I can't wait to be sorted as "Gay as the 4th of July" ' Draco day dreams of dates with Harry as the Scarf of Sexual Preference was put on him. There was just one thing stopping him. He wondered what his favorite part of Harry was. He realized he loved his Scar and his Eyes. Red and Green. Huh.
The scarf was put around his shoulders.
'I can't sort this boy' the Scarf thinks.
'He doesn't love humans. He loves fruits. Not the people but the food.'
"I CAN'T SORT YOU!" That hat yells.
"YOU LOVE YOU LOVE...APPLES!" The scarf yells as he runs away in horror with the Sorting Hat.
"Draco how could you? Harry shouts at his crush.
"Harry it, it's not what it looks like!" Draco yells then whispers.
I look at everyone and I see that they all are staring back at me, disgusted.
I just wanted to run away, but I had soiled my diapers.
I had to leave before he saw her.
I had to leave because my eyes were swelling up.
Harry runs out of there.
I start to chase him, until I feel disgusted because, well of my diaper, but also because I see something in the distance.
It's round, and red as a ruby, with a stem and a leaf attached, green, as a emerald.
It's whispering, Draco eat me. Eat me Draco.
I pick ut up and take a gigantic bite of it. And as I bit it, everything embarassing goes away, just like magic.
