Chapter 1 – A Portal, a Plan, and a Plot
Miracle City
Roxas: Well, Axel, looks like we've finished our mission here.
(Roxas and Axel stand atop a giant volcano, looking out at a city full of crime and villainy)
Axel: Yeah, Roxas. Let's open up a portal and head back to The World That Never Was.
(Axel extends his hand and a corridor or darkness opens)
Axel: Let's not dawdle now, Roxas.
(Axel steps through the portal)
(Roxas goes to follow, but two people appear behind him)
El Tigre: Stop! No one commits an act of crime and gets away with it! Not while El Tigre has anything to say about it!
Frieta: Yeah, and I will help him!
(Roxas summons his Keyblade)
Frieta: Sorry dude, you're on your own!
(Frieta runs away)
El Tigre: So, who are you anyway? I haven't seen you in Miracle City before!
Roxas: Umm… My name is of no importance?
El Tigre: All right. My short attention span wouldn't have remembered it anyway.
Roxas: Yeah, I'm on a tight schedule, so I really need to be going.
El Tigre: WAIT!
Roxas: What?
El Tigre: You're still a bad guy! And I fight bad guys1
Roxas: Listen, I really don't have time for this. Maybe another day, all right?
(Roxas steps through the corridor)
El Tigre: Not so fast!
(El Tigre follows him through the corridor)
Sartana's Lair
Sartana: So, El Tigre has gone through this portal? Do you know what this means, Jango?
Jango: Um, not really.
Sartana: (slaps forehead) Of course you wouldn't.
Jango: Could you please tell me what it means?
Sartana: It means that we have some planning to do.
Jango: Do I have to help?
Sartana: Why are you my sidekick?
Jango: Because you love me.
(Sartana looks around nervously)
Jango: Right?
Sartana: Umm….
Rivera's Apartment
(Frieta runs into the Rivera's apartment)
Rodolfo: Frieta! Where is Manny?
Grandpapi: Yes, we were going to create evil!
Rodolfo: What?
Grandpapi: I ah-mean, we are ah-going to do… Something that rhymes with evil!
Rodolfo: Oh, yes, I buy that!
Frieta: Guys! Calm down!
Rodolfo: Yes, Frieta, where is Manny?
Grandpapi: Tell us, girl!
Frieta: Well, there were these two guys in black coats. One of them had spiky red hair and used a lot of fire with these pointy circle things.
Rodolfo: Chakrams?
Frieta: Sure, yeah! And there was this other guy with a sword that looked like a key and he had spiky brown hair!
Grandpapi: A key? A key-sword?
Frieta: Yeah, why not? And they fought this big monster thing! And than they went to the volcano, and the fire guy made a door of dark stuffs…
Rodolfo and Grandpapi: A corridor of darkness?
Frieta: WHO CARES? Anyway, he went through the portal, and Manny and me confronted the other guy. I left to go get help (not because I was scared), but Manny went through the portal after him!
(Rodolfo's face paled)
Grandpapi: What does this mean?
Rodolfo: It means that Manny is in grave trouble.
Frieta: Oh great, like we don't get enough of that around here?
The Castle That Never Was
Saïx: Axel, where is Roxas?
Luxord: Yes, he's late. And I, knowing a thing or two about time, know that he never takes this long to return back.
Axel: Listen guys, I really don't know. He was right behind me.
Saïx Is it possible that you two were followed?
Axel: Well…
Luxord: Oh! Good show, man!
Saïx: This is imperatively bad! Superior will be hearing about this!
Zexion: Oh, hey guys. What's up?
Axel: Zex, do me a huge favor! Trap Saïx in an illusion!
Saïx: What are you saying, Lea? This is conspiracy!
Axel: Nothing you haven't already planned, Isa!
Zexion: Okay, here we go!
(Axel knocks Saïx unconscious and Zexion traps him in an illusion)
Luxord: This is quite interesting.
Axel: Luxord, you watch over Saïx, okay?
Luxord: Why?
Axel: Because I'll pay you!
Luxord: Quite a risky gamble. One I take.
Zexion: What about me?
(Roxas comes running out of the portal, closely followed by El Tigre)
Roxas: Oh no! You followed me!
(El Tigre has a strain on his heart from the corridor of darkness)
El Tigre: And I shall continue too!
(Axel, Luxord, and Zexion look on in amazement and horror as El Tigre pursues Roxas)
Axel: Well, Zexion, we're going to chase those guys.
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