Chapter 1 – A Portal, a Plan, and a Plot

Miracle City

Roxas: Well, Axel, looks like we've finished our mission here.

(Roxas and Axel stand atop a giant volcano, looking out at a city full of crime and villainy)

Axel: Yeah, Roxas. Let's open up a portal and head back to The World That Never Was.

(Axel extends his hand and a corridor or darkness opens)

Axel: Let's not dawdle now, Roxas.

(Axel steps through the portal)

(Roxas goes to follow, but two people appear behind him)

El Tigre: Stop! No one commits an act of crime and gets away with it! Not while El Tigre has anything to say about it!

Frieta: Yeah, and I will help him!

(Roxas summons his Keyblade)

Frieta: Sorry dude, you're on your own!

(Frieta runs away)

El Tigre: So, who are you anyway? I haven't seen you in Miracle City before!

Roxas: Umm… My name is of no importance?

El Tigre: All right. My short attention span wouldn't have remembered it anyway.

Roxas: Yeah, I'm on a tight schedule, so I really need to be going.

El Tigre: WAIT!

Roxas: What?

El Tigre: You're still a bad guy! And I fight bad guys1

Roxas: Listen, I really don't have time for this. Maybe another day, all right?

(Roxas steps through the corridor)

El Tigre: Not so fast!

(El Tigre follows him through the corridor)

Sartana's Lair

Sartana: So, El Tigre has gone through this portal? Do you know what this means, Jango?

Jango: Um, not really.

Sartana: (slaps forehead) Of course you wouldn't.

Jango: Could you please tell me what it means?

Sartana: It means that we have some planning to do.

Jango: Do I have to help?

Sartana: Why are you my sidekick?

Jango: Because you love me.

(Sartana looks around nervously)

Jango: Right?

Sartana: Umm….

Rivera's Apartment

(Frieta runs into the Rivera's apartment)

Rodolfo: Frieta! Where is Manny?

Grandpapi: Yes, we were going to create evil!

Rodolfo: What?

Grandpapi: I ah-mean, we are ah-going to do… Something that rhymes with evil!

Rodolfo: Oh, yes, I buy that!

Frieta: Guys! Calm down!

Rodolfo: Yes, Frieta, where is Manny?

Grandpapi: Tell us, girl!

Frieta: Well, there were these two guys in black coats. One of them had spiky red hair and used a lot of fire with these pointy circle things.

Rodolfo: Chakrams?

Frieta: Sure, yeah! And there was this other guy with a sword that looked like a key and he had spiky brown hair!

Grandpapi: A key? A key-sword?

Frieta: Yeah, why not? And they fought this big monster thing! And than they went to the volcano, and the fire guy made a door of dark stuffs…

Rodolfo and Grandpapi: A corridor of darkness?

Frieta: WHO CARES? Anyway, he went through the portal, and Manny and me confronted the other guy. I left to go get help (not because I was scared), but Manny went through the portal after him!

(Rodolfo's face paled)

Grandpapi: What does this mean?

Rodolfo: It means that Manny is in grave trouble.

Frieta: Oh great, like we don't get enough of that around here?

The Castle That Never Was

Saïx: Axel, where is Roxas?

Luxord: Yes, he's late. And I, knowing a thing or two about time, know that he never takes this long to return back.

Axel: Listen guys, I really don't know. He was right behind me.

Saïx Is it possible that you two were followed?

Axel: Well…

Luxord: Oh! Good show, man!

Saïx: This is imperatively bad! Superior will be hearing about this!

Zexion: Oh, hey guys. What's up?

Axel: Zex, do me a huge favor! Trap Saïx in an illusion!

Saïx: What are you saying, Lea? This is conspiracy!

Axel: Nothing you haven't already planned, Isa!

Zexion: Okay, here we go!

(Axel knocks Saïx unconscious and Zexion traps him in an illusion)

Luxord: This is quite interesting.

Axel: Luxord, you watch over Saïx, okay?

Luxord: Why?

Axel: Because I'll pay you!

Luxord: Quite a risky gamble. One I take.

Zexion: What about me?

(Roxas comes running out of the portal, closely followed by El Tigre)

Roxas: Oh no! You followed me!

(El Tigre has a strain on his heart from the corridor of darkness)

El Tigre: And I shall continue too!

(Axel, Luxord, and Zexion look on in amazement and horror as El Tigre pursues Roxas)

Axel: Well, Zexion, we're going to chase those guys.

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