A Guide to Bayer Sayings, Expressions, and Tone
How to Decipher What They are Actually Talking About
Disclaimer: I do not own The Seven Realms Series. *cries*
WARNING: DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. PLEASE NOTE THAT SOME 'QUOTES' ARE BASED OFF EXPRESSIONS AND TONES DESCRIBED IN THE BOOKS. HANSON ALISTER, THIS IS FOR YOU.
I think we can be good together.-I love you, but I'm too afraid that you'll use it against me to say it outright.
Give me what I want, and I'll let you go alive. - Chances of survival; Lord Gavan Bayer-never. Fiona Bayer- perhaps...if you pose no threat to her and/or she likes you. Micah Bayer- If he doesn't like you, you're dead. If he does or doesn't care, you'll live. Probably.
WTF, ALISTER? (Mostly used by Fiona Bayer)-RUN.
I-just-did-something-really-really-out-of-my-game-and-all-you-do-is-act-unnapriciative-WTF-do-what-I-want-before-I-incinerate-you... – If you are someone other than Han Alister and Fiona says this to you, RUN. If you ARE Han, then smirk and say some sort of witty comment to stun her into silence.
You are going to pay for this. –Dig your grave, wish your family goodbye, and move to Alaska.
I won't lose my nerve. –You just asked a Bayer to make a big sacrifice. Don't expect them to not lose their nerve.
For you, I will do whatever it takes. –Wow, a Bayer fell in love with you. Congrats. Now savor the moment before they grow to resent you.
IN THE EVENT THAT FIONA KISSES YOU-Just roll with it. Remember, Fiona is one to keep grudges.
A/N:I'll put more the more I think of it. Right now, I have writer's block :/
