One day Billy Mays was melting down the road when he came across Vince. Vince laughed at Billy's incredibly short foot. Billy then remarked with.
"OMG fagot, ill beat ur ass wif my awesome Snuggie."
Then Vince smacked Billy on his rumpus. Billy looked pleased and started to devour Vince's amazing chizzled nipples. Vince then exploded like a fiery jizz nuke. Billy then cried while covered in Vince's rotten slime. Billy then came aross Tommy Wiseau.
"I hate my life, Lisa dumped me, Denny is dead and Mark is fiddling with Lisa's face." said Tommy.
"Hi Billy Mays here, here to tell you, that your life isn't over! I will sell you my anti suicide kit. as long you screw me with orange glow!" Screamed Billy.
"OK, Mr Mays. I'll screw you for the suicide kit." exploded Tommy as a wet patch form on his trousers.
Billy then entered Johnny's sour bum. Johnny screamed in ecstacy. Billy then called his good friend Caillou.
Caillou then used his jizz cannon to launch himself to Billy and Tomato Wiseau.
"Hi, I wanna see Billy's 'monster truck'". Jizzed Caillou at an incredible speed.
Then Billy grabbed Caillou and shoved him up Tommy's nose.
Tommy then died in a fiery, jizzy explosion.
"Do you still want your suicide kit?" Asked Billy, covered in flaming jizz.
Caillou then got up, and shot Billy directly in his face.
Caillou then became president of Nigeria and banned pregnancy.
The end.
