"God. Fuck. Shit! AaarrGHHH… NO!" I yell into my headset. "You stupid fucking zombie! DIE!"
* You Died, Respawn? *
"Gahh!" I scream at my screen. "I will NOT fucking Respawn!" I rage-quit and throw the Ps3 controller on my bed.
* BEEP! * I look down at my phone, a new message from my annoying boyfriend, Ty.
What do you want, Ty? I hit send, that boy is really starting to get on my nerves. One of the "perks" of dating a non-gamer, I guess.
* Beep! * Hey, Lacy. I just want to hear your voice, call me?
Oh my god, its like seriously. How did I end up with this n00b for a boyfriend? I don't like the type of guy who is always like, "Hey babe, love you babe, I miss you, call me?" It's like, c'mon, I have to pause my game for you! If I am on a multiplayer server, him texting me is usually the main cause of my death. He's so nice though, I don't want to make "the baby" cry. Whatever, I turn my phone off and throw that onto my bed as well. Maybe i'll break up with him later.
I turn off my Ps3 and unhook it from my flat screen. Instead, I hook up my GameCube. I love this Consul so much; I am always buying the old games off the Internet. I am such a sucker for old, pixelated games. I have a Gameboy Advance SP for all my Mario, Pokémon, and Zelda needs.
Anyways, I plug in my GameCube and start rifling through my stack of games; unsure as to which one I should play. As I reach the end of my stack a glow from my nightstand catches my eye. I take a closer look; it's a game. The packaging seems to be glow in the dark or something. I have never seen anything like this in my life.
"Mooooom!" I Yell.
"What is it, Lacy?" she yelled back from the next room.
"Did you put this game here?" I ask.
"Yeah, I found it in the dumpster next door, it was yesterday, before the neighbors moved out; why?"
"Uh, no reason, thanks!" I yell. Wait… what? Why was she in our ex-neighbors' dumpster? That's a little weird.
Our ex-neighbors moved out because they said that we were making too much of a racket for them to bear. I guess they must have heard me during on of my rage quits. That's hilarious actually.
I look back down at the glowing case of the game; it's titled InGame. The packaging looked to be in immaculate condition. There wasn't a scratch or a smudge on the case. Inside, the games' disc also appeared to be glow in the dark. There wasn't a scratch on the disc either. It's like it hasn't been played at all… so why was it in a dumpster?
Well, enough of this screwing about, I'm going to put this little fucker in and see how he plays! The packaging doesn't have any description of the game or anything; it's weird and exciting all at the same time! Yay! I pop open the lid on my GameCube and click the tiny disc into place. I hit the power button and watch as the little orange light flicks on. The normal cube-rolling-into-a-G intro comes on. Then suddenly my TV shuts off. It was pitch black.
"What the hell?" I wonder. I couldn't see a thing. "Brrr! Why is it freezing in here? Mom? MOM!"
All of the sudden I wake up. Oh, it was just a dream… That was weird. I sit up and stretch, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes. I look around only to see that I have woken up into a world of 8bit! ~End Of Chapter One~
