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Kirby and the Rainbow Ponies

One day, Kirby was walking along the pavement when he saw a rainbow pony. The rainbow pony said,

"I SHALL EAT YOUR SPLEEN."

"No way!" Kirby said, and he ran away.

That night, a newspaper was delivered to Kirby's house. The front page read,

"Spleen eating Rainbow Ponies!"

Kirby read on,

"A few hours ago, a rainbow pony was spotted eating a person's spleen. The person didn't survive this attack, and is now dead, as you can tell. The case will be investigated as soon as possible and the rainbow pony is being tracked down."

At that moment, a rainbow pony burst into Kirby's house.

"I SHALL EAT YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A MARSHMALLOW."

And so, Kirby was eaten by a rainbow pony. The rainbow pony went over to King Dedede, licked its lips and said,

"MMM, FRIED PENGUIN."

The rainbow pony breathed fire over King Dedede and fried him. It then ate the obese penguin.

Next, the rainbow pony went over to Meta Knight. It ate him as well. After, it burped and said,

"YUCK, METAL MARSHMALLOW."

The rainbow pony went to a Waddle Dee and shouted,

"WHY YOU HAVE NO MOUTH?"

The Waddle Dee fell over in shock and was soon devoured by the rainbow pony.

Because of all the noise, Waddle Doo came over and asked,

"What's happening?"

He was eaten.

"Dude, I think there's something over there. Let's go check."

Sword Knight and Blade Knight came over.

"DUDE WHAT THE-"

They were eaten too.

The rainbow pony then went over to a nearby radio station. It broke into the radio station, ate everyone, and announced into the microphone,

"YOU LITTLE PUNY CREATURES SHALL TASTE THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY RAINBOW PONY!"

It then went on an eating spree. Soon after, it died of overeating.

Two days later, everyone who was eaten by the rainbow pony, with the exception of King Dedede, came back to life, and carried on with their usual lives. The rainbow pony came back to life as well, and became a docile pet. And everyone lived happily ever after (except for King Dedede).