"Ninja Love 2"

By narutofreak14

Because one "Ninja Love" wasn't enough.

This story is been rated T for mild language and sexual content.

WHO: NaruHina, SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaInoTema (Love triangle), a little KureKaka and MoegiKono.

WHERE: The Walt Disney World Resort Complex in Orlando, Florida.

WHEN: After "Ninja Love".

NOTES: All chunin ninjas are 18 years old, except for Neji and Tenten who are 19. Konohamaru and his friends are about 12 years old.

-This is the sequel to my highly successful "Ninja Love". If you haven't read it, please do. It's a good story.

-Those of you who have read it, yep, I decided to make a sequel, this time taking place at Walt Disney World in Orlando.

-Sorry for any OOCness with the characters.

A few differences between the first and second "Ninja Love":

-Obviously, the story takes place in Walt Disney World in Orlando.

-This time, the senseis, along with Tsunade and Jiraiya and Konohamaru and his friends are coming with them.

-Shino and Rock Lee (who weren't in the first one) are also coming with them. I wanted Shino the see "It's Tough to Be a Bug!"

-This story will involve the Sand ninjas, including Gaara (go figure), Kankuro, and Temari. Temari's appearance will jeopardize Shikamaru's love for Ino.

Introduction

It was a normal day in Konoha village. Birds were chirping, and Naruto was munching down on ramen, along with Hinata. Naruto and Hinata were being romantic with each other by feeding each other ramen. "I love you, Hina-chan," said Naruto.

"I love you, too, Naru-kun," said Hinata. The romance was cut short when a familiar box was crawling to them. Hinata was a little worried. "Naru-kun, what's that?" she asked, poking at the box. Naruto looked in disbelief. "He's a genin and he still uses that stupid disguise?" he thought. "Okay Konohamaru, come on out. That's trick's not fooling anyone!" he shouted. Hinata didn't know what he was talking about. "You saw through my disguise once again, boss! You're good!" The disguise was then ready to explode. "Stand back," said Naruto, pushing Hinata back from danger. The box then exploded into pink, yellow, and blue smoke. "(cough) That was a little too much gunpowder!" he said.

Konohamaru, Udoh, and Moegi have recently become genin ninjas. Their new sensei was Ebisu (he is a jonin). They were now were leaf headbands where their goggles were. "Hey boss," said Konohamaru.

"Konohamaru, you're genin and you still use that disguise. There's no such thing as square rocks!" said Naruto.

"Naruto," said Hinata. "Who are these kids?"

"I'm Moegi! I'm the sassiest genin kunoichi!"

"I love algebra! Call me Udoh!"

"And I'm the number one leaf ninja, Konohamaru!"

"And we are…the Konohamaru squad!" they shouted in unison. They all noticed Hinata. "Hey boss," said Udoh. "Who's the girl?"

"This is my girlfriend, Hinata Hyuga!" said Naruto.

"But what about Sakura?" asked Moegi. "Well…I only fell in love with Sakura just to make Hinata jealous. I guess it worked," said Naruto.

"I still think Sakura's more beautiful than her," said Konohamaru. Naruto and Hinata then whacked his head. "Hey! Don't you ever say that Sasuke's girlfriend is better than mine!" said Naruto.

"I am a lot sexier than her!" yelled Hinata.

"Okay, ow!" said Konohamaru, rubbing his head.

The next day, Squad 7 met up where they usually met up. Of course, their sensei Kakashi Hatake was extremely late. "Where is Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto.

"He better show up!" said Sakura.

"If it wasn't for Sakura, I wouldn't even be here!" said Sasuke.

"Oh Sasuke, do you mean that?" asked Sakura.

"Of course I mean that. You're the most beautiful girl I have ever met."

"Oh Sasuke." Sasuke and Sakura then started making out. "Damn Sasuke, 10 a.m. and you're already making out with Sakura?" asked Naruto.

"Jealous?" asked Sasuke.

"No I'm not jealous!" Just then, a poof of smoke appeared, revealing Kakashi. "Hi," he said. He then noticed Sasuke and Sakura making out fiercely. Kakashi got behind Sasuke and tapped him on his shoulders. "Sasuke…Sakura needs to breath every once in a while," he said.

"You're late, Kakashi-sensei!" shouted Sakura.

"And don't give us that "path of life" crap, either!" said Sasuke. Kakashi didn't say anything. "Anyway, the Hokage (Tsunade) has decided to reward us for our hard work around the village."

"How?" asked Naruto.

"Well, let me put it this way. Did you guys enjoy your little Disneyland vacation?"

"How did you know?" asked Sasuke.

"A little birdie told me."

"Was its name Konohamaru?"

"The point is…Tsunade is rewarding us with a trip to Walt Disney World in Orlando."

"Another Disneyland trip? Alright!" said Naruto.

"Not Disneyland, Disney World, idiot!" said Sakura.

"Disneyland. Disney World. What's the difference?" asked Naruto.

The next section is just an overview of Walt Disney World. Skip it if you are familiar with it.

"Walt Disney World is bigger than Disneyland because it has four theme parks and two water parks, along with a bigger Downtown Disney. It also has more than a dozen hotels while Disneyland in California only has three. The four theme parks at the Walt Disney World Resort are the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, the Disney-MGM Studios, and the Animal Kingdom."

"How do you know all that stuff?" asked Naruto.

"The story is written by a Disneyland freak. How else do I know?"

"But I bet that WDW doesn't celebrate the 50th anniversary," said Naruto.

"They do," said Kakashi.

"Huh?" asked Naruto.

"Every Disney theme park around the world is celebrating the 50th anniversary."

"Around the world? There are more parks?"

"Yes, there's more. There is a Disneyland park in Paris, Tokyo, and recently added at Hong Kong."

"Wow, I'm ready to go!" said Naruto.

"Good, here are your tickets." Kakashi then gave 7-day park hopper passes to Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. "Oh man, this trip would be better if Hinata was going," said Naruto.

"She is coming, along with Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai's squad. Tsunade invited them, too!"

"Ah man, this vacation is getting better and better!"

Meanwhile, at the Hokage office, Konohamaru, Moegi, and Udoh heard about the trip and they're begging Tsunade to invite them, too. "Please Hokage, let us go too!" said Konohamaru.

"Absolutely not!" said Tsunade. "You have important ninja missions to accomplish this week."

"Pulling weeds and mowing lawns are not important ninja missions! Those are just housekeeping things," said Udoh.

"Yeah, protecting someone or killing someone is important ninja missions!" said Konohamaru.

"Honorable grandson," said Ebisu. "This is no way to get something."

"Well," said Tsunade. She then looked over the list of D-Missions that they have done. "You have done quite a number of D-missions, so…okay, you can go. Here are your tickets." Tsunade then handed them park hopper passes. "Alright!" said Udoh. "But…but…Tsunade…" said Ebisu." Ahh, you want to go, too?" asked Tsunade.

"No, it's just…"

"I need you to come anyway. You see, Jiraiya is coming and I need you to keep him from doing his perverted acts."

"Oh dear, of course I will come. I will not allow such disgraceful acts to fall upon the Walt Disney World complex."

"Good, meet at the airport at 6:00 a.m. and don't be late!" said Tsunade.

The next morning, everybody then met up at the airport at about 5:55 a.m. Most of the ninjas, especially Konohamaru's squad were tired. "Man, when's Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto. "He's late again!"

"Naruto…he still has five minutes but I doubt he will show up," said Sasuke.

"Yep, that's has always been a habit of Kakashi," said Gai. "He was always like that ever since we became genin." Just then, Kakashi arrived. "Hi there," said Kakashi, bag in hand.

"Kakashi-sensei, you're…early?" asked Naruto.

"Yes, I'm early. I didn't want to miss this trip."

"Kakashi early?" asked Kurenai.

"It's going to rain tomorrow," Asuma commented. "Now the only one not here is Jiraiya. Quick! Everybody let's go before he shows up."

Everybody headed into the airport, and secured their tickets. "Sir, please! What is in the gourd?" asked the security man. Everybody turned to see…Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro being hassled by the guards. "It's none of your damn business," said Gaara.

"Gaara, just tell the guy what you have," said Kankuro. Naruto then stepped in to help the guard. "Resisting arrest!" he shouted.

"Shut up, Naruto!" said Gaara. "Is this anyway to treat the Kazekage?"

"Kazekage?" everyone asked.

"Well, he is the son of the Kazekage. And since he's dead, Gaara took over," explained Kankuro.

"You don't deserve to be Kazekage!" shouted Naruto.

"Well you don't deserve to be Hokage!" said Gaara.

"I can so be Hokage!" Kakashi then whacked Naruto in the head. "Will you put a lid on it?" he asked. "Where are you even going?" asked Sakura.

"Uhhh…Montana?" asked Gaara.

"Come on, Gaara. Tell them the truth," said Kankuro.

"(sigh) I'm going to Disney World with you guys," said Gaara. Everybody looked at him, and then Naruto started laughing. "Yeah right. I bet you're going to blow the whole place up!" Gaara then slapped a piece of duct tape on his mouth. "Please, shut the HELL up!" said Gaara. "Y'know how stressful it is to be Kazekage. I have to assign missions, protect the villagers, etc. I need a vacation once in a while."

"Makes sense to me," said Kakashi. Temari then noticed Shikamaru, struggling with getting candy from the vending machine. "Damn you, machine! I give you $.50 now give me my Twix bar!" he shouted.

"Need some help?" asked Temari.

"I guess," said Shikamaru. Temari then banged against the machine very hard. The Twix bar then fell. "Thanks," said Shikamaru. Temari then walked away, but she didn't get too far. "By the way, Shikamaru," she said.

"What?" asked Shikamaru. "Do you mind splitting some of that with me?" Shikamaru was a little confused. He was worried because he only has one left. "I only got one left," said Shikamaru. "That's okay," said Temari. "I'll take it."

"No way, this is mine!" said Shikamaru. Right when he put it in his mouth, Temari then started biting on the other end of the candy bar. Shikamaru was freaked out. She was getting very close to his mouth. Just then, Ino came out of the girl's restroom, only to find her man nearly kissing another girl. She quickly pulled her back by the hair. "Hey, you slut!" yelled Ino.

"Ow! What the HELL is your problem?" asked Temari, angrily.

"Like I didn't see you trying to kiss my man!"

"Your man? You mean…you and Shikamaru are…a couple?"

"Yeah, pretty much," said Shikamaru. Ino then slapped him. "Don't you think you're off the hook. I'm watching you!" said Ino. Just then, Sakura screamed from the girls' bathroom. She ran out with a certain perverted shinobi's ear in her hand. "Look who I found in the girls' bathroom!" Jiraiya has a camera in his hand. "I was just doing some research!" Jiraiya received a knockout from Tsunade and Sasuke! "Research?" asked Sasuke.

"Yeah, for my next exciting volume of Make-Out Paradise!" said Jiraiya.

"Make-out Paradise?" asked Kakashi. "Let him finish his research," he said to Tsunade.

"Kakashi, I'm not going to let him go just because you're his number one customer!" said Tsunade.

"Let's just go before the plane takes off!" said Konohamaru.

Everybody else, including Gaara, continued through the security gates. When Tenten passed through the metal detectors, she sent them off. The security guards frisked her and found kunai knifes in her left sock and shruiken in the other. "Tenten, I thought you said you weren't bringing any weapons with you?" asked Neji.

"You can't be too careful, Neji," said Tenten.

"Sorry ma'am, but you can't bring these kinds of weapons in, even if you're a ninja," said the guard. The other guard was looking through Sasuke's bag, which set off the detector as well. "Hey Kakashi," said the guard. "Looks like we got some dynamite and bombs here!"

"What? Let me see," said Kakashi. Kakashi then personally searched through Sasuke's bag. "Wait, Kakashi! Stop!" said Sasuke.

"Sasuke, this is for safety reasons," assured Kakashi. "Look, see, there's no bomb, just some clothes and snacks, and…." Kakashi then found something very interesting. "What the hell?" asked Kakashi. "What?" asked Naruto. Kakashi then took out a bunch of condoms that Sasuke was trying to sneak in. "What were you planning to do?" asked Kakashi. Sasuke felt mortified. Naruto couldn't help but to laugh so hard, that he ends up on the floor, holding his gut. "Sasuke! You're even more perverted than Jiraiya!" he laughed. Every other guy started laughing with Naruto. Even Gaara couldn't help but laugh. Ino and Sakura were just blushing. "The hell was you going to do to Sakura?" asked Kankuro. "Shut up!" said Sasuke. He then snatched the condoms from Kakashi's hand. He continued on his way.

On the plane, nearly everybody felt relaxed. Sakura and Ino were reading a bunch of travel books, Choji was munching on airline peanuts, Shikamaru and Gaara were taking naps, Tsunade was keeping an eye on Jiraiya who was surprising was reading "Entertainment Weekly". "Will you relax Tsunade?" asked Jiraiya. "I'm just reading a normal magazine."

"Fake cover," coughed Naruto. Tsunade snatched his magazine and pulled off the fake cover to reveal the cover of a gentlemen's magazine. "You're hopeless," said Tsunade.

"What? I'm researching!" said Jiraiya. Just then, the flight attendant came to bring Choji his lunch, chicken with fries. "Here you are, sir," she said, kindly. She accidentally dropped his utensils. "Oops! Sorry sir, let me get that," she said. She then bent down to pick up Choji's utensils. Jiraiya couldn't help but notice her rear, sticking up in the air. Tsunade whacked his head. "What?" asked Jiraiya.

There was this five-year-old kid slapping everybody on the plane. He took a bucket of water and splashed it over Asuma's squad. This woke up Shikamaru, ruined Ino's book, and ruined Choji's meal. "Hey!" said Shikamaru.

"What the hell!" said Ino.

"I'm killing him!" said Choji. Asuma restrained him. "Now Choji, relax," he said.

"But I must avenge the chicken!" said Choji.

"I'm sure he won't do it again," said Asuma. The little kid kept slapping everybody for another five rounds. His parents didn't seem to care. "Okay, that kid is becoming a pain in the ass!" said Asuma. Then, the kid made the biggest mistake of his life, pissing off Gaara. He splashed water over Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro. Gaara was sleeping so soundly, that is before the kid pissed him off. "Ha-ha!" he laughed. "Kid, you're dead!" said Temari. Gaara started getting mad. While the kid was laughing, he grabbed him by his neck, and started beating him up. "You little mother…have you lost your mind?" he asked angrily. Gaara then stuffed him into the overhead compartment. "You can't do this!" yelled the kid.

"Watch me!" said Gaara. He shut it and locked it tight. Everybody was staring at him. What are you looking at?" asked Gaara, angrily. Everybody then started cheering and applauding. "Uh, thank you. That's why I'm Kazekage!" said Gaara. He then went back to sleep. "Hey, come on! Let me out of here!" shouted the kid. Temari wanted to let him go but Kankuro stopped her.

At 9:45 a.m., the plane was nearly landing. "Attention folks, this is you pilot speaking. We are about to land in sunny California!" Everybody was surprised. "California?" asked everybody.

When they landed, they confronted Kakashi. "Why didn't you tell us that we weren't flying to Florida?" asked Kurenai, angrily.

"Because I thought we get there in style," said Kakashi.

"Style?" asked Gai. Just then, two giant RV's pulled into the airport's parking lot. "Whoa," said Naruto.

"That thing is huge!" said Konohamaru.

"Amazing," said Ebisu.

"Everybody I like to introduce to you the Ultimate Behemoth and The Country Traveler!" said Kakashi.

"Wow, too cool!" said Naruto. Kakashi and Kurenai's squad, along with Tsunade and the sand ninjas will be in one RV. Gai and Asuma's squad, along with Jiraiya, and Ebisu's squad in the other. When they stepped in, everybody was amazed at the sheer size of the RV. "Kakashi, you outdid yourself today," said Sasuke.

Both RV's had enough room for 12 people, and had satellite TV. Jiraiya was switching through channels when one channel struck his interest. "Alright! Kakashi got the Playboy channel!" he yelled.

"There is no way that you're going to…oh my god!" said Asuma. Here looked on, as there was a naked woman pleasuring herself. "AHHHHH! What is she doing?" asked Konohamaru. Ebisu then covered the Konohamaru Squad's eyes. "Quick, honorable grandson! Shield your eyes!" Tenten then stole the remote and whacked Jiraiya's head. "I can't help it if I like to "study"," he said.

"You call that studying?" asked Tenten. She then turned the TV off.

Soon, both RV's were ready to hit the road. Gaara was carefully being watched by Naruto. "Stop staring at me, Naruto," said Gaara.

"How is it that you can be Kazekage of the sand village?" asked Naruto.

"Think about it, Naruto," said Tsunade. "Gaara has a monster locked inside of him, and yet he is Kazekage. That means that even though you have the fox demon locked inside of you, even you can be Hokage."

"Thanks Tsunade," said Naruto. "But still…I don't trust Gaara."

"I'm going to have to lock you like I did to that annoying kid!" said Gaara.

"Did you let him out?" asked Temari. Gaara then had a nervous look. "Oh crap," he said.

"You didn't let him out?' asked Kankuro.

"It slipped my mind!" said Gaara. "Let's see...it's been 12 hours…yeah, he's dead." And so, the RV trip continued on its way from the West Coast to the East Coast.

TO BE CONTINUED…

NARUTO: I know what you're thinking, "Ah man! A boring RV trip! Just get to Walt Disney World already!" Don't worry; the RV trip is pretty cool. Like when I planted a stink bomb in Gai's RV, and when we had that 12-man Royal Rumble, and then the weird thing is that…I think Kurenai has a thing for Kakashi-sensei!

And at Disney World, things get crazy, when we ride Expedition Everest and Tower of Terror. Want to see Gaara scream? Then keep watching…or keep reading the super-cool "Ninja Love 2" because one Ninja Love was not good enough.