Hehehe Zoro as a girl.. I always wanted to write something like that. There might be grammar mistakes so sorry for that. These events happen before the 2 year time skip at the going merry. I hope you like it! ^^
Robin took in a deep breath. The weather was clear and sunny. Perfect to do some research about the relic's she found from the last island they stopped at. It was a summer island and it was known for its history making Robin even more curious about this island. She did found some interesting relic's, including an object that looked like a coin. It was round and smooth. It resembled a coin but Robin couldn't know until she did some research about it.
Then she suddenly remembered an old book she found about ancient coins. If this object she found was really a coin it should be written about it. She sighed she didn't exactly remember where she put that book. Robin left the coin on the table and went to find the book.
"Oi oi Sanji calm down.." Usopp said to the angry cook that wasn't letting anyone to touch the food on the table.
"Nobody eats lunch until Robin-chan comes here!" Sanji yelled literally flames coming out of his eyes.
It was lunch time and Robin was nowhere to be found. Luffy was crawling at the floor trying to reach the table. Sanji kicked him.
"Damn rubber I said no food!"
"But," Luffy cried. "Why is Nami eating then!"
Nami smirked at Luffy and winked at him while she ate a piece of meat. Making Luffy go even more crazy. He started to tackle Sanji and at the same time he was screaming to the love of his life: meat. Nami ate another piece laughing.
"Namii, oi! Don't eat that! Or I will-" then a sudden foot came across his face.
"You'll do what exactly shitty rubber…" Sanji said snarling at Luffy and smothering Luffy's face with his foot.
Usopp sighed. He was getting really hungry and watching Nami eating made his stomach growl even more. He decided to look for Robin while Luffy and Sanji were fighting maybe when he found Robin it wouldn't be too late and there still would be some food left. Even if Nami got full she would still eat all the food for revenge.
While he left the kitchen he scratched his head. Now he thought if I were Robin were would I be? Probably doing research or reading. He decided to check her room . There was nothing in sight except for the relics on the table. He was going to look somewhere else but then a glimpse of light caught his eye. He started to walk towards the table near the relics there was a round object shining. It resembled a coin. Usopp knew he shouldn't took it but he was curious and wanted to ask Robin about it when he found her. He put it in his pocket. Continuing to look for Robin. When he went up the deck he saw Robin. Suddenly feeling relieved and happy that they could eat now.
"Oi! Robin," he yelled and ran towards her but neither Usopp or Robin heard the coin like object hit the floor.
"Agh.. what the..?" said Zoro opening one eye to see what was disturbing him from his daily nap.
Something was shining into his eye. He opened his other eye and saw that the light was coming from the floor. He stood up walking to its direction. It was a coin. At least Zoro thought it was a coin. He took it holding it inside his palm. Suddenly he flinched, a pain was spreading threw his palm. He opened his hand. The coin was burning his palm! But then..suddenly it stopped. Zoro lifted his eyebrow in confusion. The coin like object slowly disappeared. İt was like the coin.. was melting. When the last drop also disappeared there was just a black dot left on the center of his palm.
"Weird.." Zoro said examining the dot.
His hand was totally normal. He shrugged and stretched. It was probably lunch time he thought hearing eating noises. He walked towards the kitchen opening the door.
"You could woke me up before Luffy ate everything shit cook." He said seeing that not even a little piece of food survived Luffy's apatite. Everybody was now looking at him like he said something forbidden. Nami's mouth was wide open, Luffy was staring at him still chewing down some meat. The others just had an surprised look on their faces. Including the cook not responding to Zoro's comment.
"Oi guys? Is everything okay?" he asked looking behind him. Maybe there was an enemy but nobody was there.
"Zo…zoro?" said Usopp finally getting over his shock.
"Yeah that's me? What's going on with you guys?"
He looked at everybody examining their looks and trying to find out why they were so surprised. Finally he looked at Sanji still in shock. He waved at him.
"Oi, shit cook?" he said in hoping to get a response.
Well in a way he did get a response but not the kind he was hoping for. Sanji's nose started to bleed. But Sanji didn't do anything about it he didn't even wipe his nose he just kept staring. Making Zoro even more annoyed.
"What the hell pervert cook!" he yelled making a fist. Then he heard a coughing sound coming from the table he turned at them and saw that Nami was pointing at her breasts.
"Zoro.. you should cover up before Sanji loses more blood then he already has."
Zoro lifted his eyebrow not understanding what she was saying. He didn't need to cover up. He was a guy, if that perverted cook gets aroused over this something was wrong with him. Then suddenly two hands appeared on his shoulders and forced him to look down.
"Now do you understand swordsman?" asked Robin keeping calm as always.
Zoro's eyes widened. Now he understood what Nami said by covering up. I he thought have breasts..
Zoro didn't get frightened easily but when he saw 2 fully grown breasts dangling on his chest he was scared. There was a time when every man was tested and this was Zoro's turn. He crossed his arms in front of him trying to cover up his or her breasts.
"Kyaaaaaaaaaaa!"
He yelled finally realizing what had happened to him. He was now a she. Roronoa Zoro the manliest of mans was now a girl.
I hope everybody liked it.. Pleas review , until next time byeee~~
