and im back motherfucker


Today is the 43rd of september and my bday. My momma got me a spot on My Sweet Sixteen, even though im 45 and weigh 500 pounds now. Valerie and I broke up because well he had a bigger dick than me and we couldn't have that. My grandfather hemoroidds, keeps accusing me of my gender he said Yo lil nigga you gay as fuck. I then fell on the floor snapped my 10 foot long sausage in half and cried for 2 years. Worst. BDAY. EVER. OMG I FUCKING HAT U MOM U SUCK. Whatevs she has crabs anywayss.

Now today is my 55th birthday im turning 20 and becoming a senior finally. Valeries penis broke off at Stephanies party during the crash. That skanky bitch Stephanie!11!1 Whatevs we are back 2gether now. GREAT NEWS EVERYONE11!111!11! -every1 at party looks at me- MY BALL HAVE TURNED GREEN. My mom comes up to me and pats me on the back good job tiger luv u. After the party me an Val went to the eiffel towar to paint it white. With my peniss sperm.

he was wearing a black leather headband, with a hotpink belt buckle. I was dressed as baby jesus but like sexy. And we did sex and watched 2girls1cup all night. And thats when i got the idea...


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