Disclaimer: Still not mine but they are fun to play with.


"Hey Ianto." Tosh called from her station. "I found this great joke."

"Really?" Ianto called back, from just inside the archives. "Let's hear it then.

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?" Ianto called, walking towards Tosh.

"Doctor."

"Doctor Who?"

Jack came running out of his office, surprising Tosh and Ianto.

"The Doctor? Where???" Jack asked, pulling on his coat as he ran from the hub.

"Shouldn't you go after him?" Tosh asked "Tell him it was just a joke?"

"Naw, I'm going to let him sweat it out a bit." Ianto said, picking up Tosh's empty coffee cup. "He reacts well to frustration and that makes it all the better for me."

Ianto winked at Tosh before he walked away to get her a fresh cup.