That Cold Summer Night
"We finished Rewind YouTube Style for 2012. We had a big party, and you got drunk. You were chasing people around the studio. I tried to calm you down, but you started your Honey Boo Boo crap. I called your mom, but she was in Sacramento, not LA. I started freaking out, and Kalel got drunk and was making out with Joey. You ran off to somewhere, so I ran looking for you. You were throwing up, and you got it in your hair. I got you some water, and then you called me Dan. I said 'your supposed to call me Anthony,' but you ignored that. It got so bad that Melanie broke up with you. Kalel got mad and broke up and left. You passed out so I had to carry you to the car. It was so cold for a night. When we got home I put you in your room, and I slept in my old room. I woke up to you throwing up again, so I got you some TUMS. You took them saying that 'We used these in a Smosh video. ' you fell asleep on the bathroom floor, so i dragged you to the couch."
"That's why I have a brain splitting head ache and carpet burn," I put it all together.
"And why my world fell apart. " Anthony mumbled.
"So Kalel's no where to be seen," I asked.
"She's in jail for 40 years for a DUI, public nudity, and other stuff. She also proposed to Joey," Anthony rolled his eyes. "So I'm changing my status."
"I have to too."
I got on FaceBook and changed to single. I looked at Anthony, I could tell he was stressed. I patted his back. He looked at me his brown eyes, so beautiful. He put his hand on my shoulder. I held his tense hand. He looked in my eyes. We were nose to nose. He lightly touched his face next to mine.
