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Ways To Annoy Magnus Bane

Force him to go as Harry Potter for Halloween

Call him the queen of all things sparkly

Ask him who would wear the dress if they got married, Alec or Magnus?

Tell him that he looks like a gay Hedgehog

Tell him his cat has flees

Buy him a years subscription of Play Boy

Rent like 30 mundane female strippers for his next party.

Invite all the Harry Potter characters to his next party.

Tell him that Dumbledore does actually wish to duel him.

Tell him that Alec is having a threesome with Jace and Simon.

Shave his Cat.

Make him wear a suit

Clean his apartment so that everything is perfect.

Send him any Fan fiction that is a slash between Magnus and Valentine.

AN: Well that's all I could think of at the moment, but I'll try to come up with a list for all the characters. Well you know what to do REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!