Disclaimer: I don't own anything that has to do with or is a part of the Mortal Instruments, that all belongs to Cassandra Clair.
Ways To Annoy Magnus BaneForce him to go as Harry Potter for Halloween
Call him the queen of all things sparkly
Ask him who would wear the dress if they got married, Alec or Magnus?
Tell him that he looks like a gay Hedgehog
Tell him his cat has flees
Buy him a years subscription of Play Boy
Rent like 30 mundane female strippers for his next party.
Invite all the Harry Potter characters to his next party.
Tell him that Dumbledore does actually wish to duel him.
Tell him that Alec is having a threesome with Jace and Simon.
Shave his Cat.
Make him wear a suit
Clean his apartment so that everything is perfect.
Send him any Fan fiction that is a slash between Magnus and Valentine.
AN: Well that's all I could think of at the moment, but I'll try to come up with a list for all the characters. Well you know what to do REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
