My Little Sister's Birthday!! INUYASHA STYLE!!

Sound in backround Shhhhhh she'll hear us! I'll go get her 2 go away.

Me-runs out into my living room Hey Madie?

Madie-Yes?

Me-Grandma wanted 2 know if u wanted 2 go with her 2 c The Gremlins 2 at her house, so wanna go?

Madie- How bout u? Wat're u gunna do?

Me- Watch Edward Sissor-Hand.

Madie-Y?

Me-CUZ I CAN!! NOW GO!!

Madie- But i cant drive i'm only 8!

Me-TAKE THE BUS THEN!!

Madie-There's no bus and ONCE AGAIN I'M ONLY 8!!

Me-...True...Calls Grandma

--In My Room--

Inuyasha-(yelling/whispering)Y IS IT SO CROWDED?!

Sesshomaru-Quit whining.its not crowded.

Inuyasha-I't would b less crowded if THEY (Bankotsu,Jakotsu,Renkotsu and Suikotsu of the band of 7) weren't heremumbles Stupid dead people...

Kikyo -Than wat am i?

Inuyasha-Lets c... a DEAD, UGLY, WOMEN-SOUL-EATING, CLAY POT THAT'S IN LOVE WITH NARAKU,!

Naraku-Hey i'm dating Shiori!

Sesshomaru-HEY! look wat i found!!holds up diary

Bankotsu-snaches diary I'm gunna tell!

Jakotsu-Catherine's gunna get SOOOOOO ticked!

--With Me--

Me-waving 2 Lil' sis and closes drapes, locks all doors leading outside and all that good stuff OK GUYS COME ON OUT!!

Every1 comes running out at full blast weezing and gasping 4 air

Sesshy-KAMI-SAMA, I CAN STILL SMELL IT!!

Me-Wat's wrong?

Jakotsu-Inuyasha, Kikyo and Renkotsu farted at the same time.

Me-um...EWWWWWWW- wait KIKYO?

Kikyo-Yes?

Me flings Kikyo into VERY big bag that resembles Santas'

Renkotsu-Where'd ya get the bag?

Me-...um... uh... IKILLEDSANTA.

Sesshomaru, Inuyasha-Every1 except Naraku-what? (apparently they didnt get it)

Me-Dont tell Madie or Naraku!

Naraku-points at me with shock in eyes Wait-U KILLED SANTA!!I THOUGHT HE WASNT GIVING ME PRESENTS BECAUSE I WAS BAD BUT NOOOOOOOOOO! SO Y'D YA DO IT?!

Me-Cuz he gave me coal!

Bankotsu-That's it?

Me nods headthat's it.

Seshy-Oh yeah Catherine! Bankotsu was looking at ur DIAAARY!

Jakotsu-THAT'S NOT TRUE H-

Me-1, Bankotsu already know all my secrets 2, I dont have a Diary and 3, that's Madies'. Now u were saying Jakotsu?

Jak-It was Sesshy who was looking at it.

Me-Looks/sounds Sango when Miroku gropes her OH REEEEEALY?! I HATE LIARS!!AND PEOPLE WHO TOUCH STUFF THAT'S NOT THEIRS!

4 the next 15 mins Sesshomaru learned to keep his hands off stuff that's not his

--Once done with decorating and Madie is commin home--

Me-every1 hide and come out and scream 'surprise' when i come in the living room. K?

Every1-K!

Madie come's in Me-MADIE every1 hides Hey let me take that 4 u! hangs up coat and walks in 2 living room

Every1-SURPRISE!!

Madie-screams, faints, and wakes back up as Sesshomaru picks her up

Me- We have 2 presents 4 u.

Madie-What r they?!

Bankotsu-Well lets find out.Ok men Bring out the 1st gift! (Bankotsu, Me, Jakotsu, and Madie r Friends)

Jakotsu and Renkotsu bring out Kikyo

Jakotsu-Instead of a Pinyata (sp?) we stuffed Kikyo's hollow clay body full of Candy.

Kikyo and Madie- How did u do that?

Inuyasha-We have our ways.

--After beating the crap out of Kikyo--

Me-K time 4 present #2!!

Sesshomaru-Madie will u b my girlfriend?

Madie-Squeal YES!

Me-Awwwwww look at the new couple.

Jakotsu-Yeah now u and Bankotsu arent the only couple anymore!

Me blush

Bankotsuchuckles you forget Jakotsu, Naraku and Shiori.

Jakotsu-Ohhhhhyeah!

Inuyasha-speaking of wich where is she?

Me-She's at the movies with Naraku He left a LOOOONG time ago.

--After every1 leaves 4 their home(except Jakotsu, he's having a sleep over)--

Me-K Madie time 4 bed.

Madie-Night guys.

Me and Jakotsu-Night.

We stayed up and watched movies and then fell asleep on diffrent couches

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A/N-Well i Just felt like writing this 4 my Lil' Sis who's birthday is Todat August 9th. Tell me if it was funny or if u liked it and TAKE MY POLL or i can't do any interviews!