My Little Sister's Birthday!! INUYASHA STYLE!!
Sound in backround Shhhhhh she'll hear us! I'll go get her 2 go away.
Me-runs out into my living room Hey Madie?
Madie-Yes?
Me-Grandma wanted 2 know if u wanted 2 go with her 2 c The Gremlins 2 at her house, so wanna go?
Madie- How bout u? Wat're u gunna do?
Me- Watch Edward Sissor-Hand.
Madie-Y?
Me-CUZ I CAN!! NOW GO!!
Madie- But i cant drive i'm only 8!
Me-TAKE THE BUS THEN!!
Madie-There's no bus and ONCE AGAIN I'M ONLY 8!!
Me-...True...Calls Grandma
--In My Room--
Inuyasha-(yelling/whispering)Y IS IT SO CROWDED?!
Sesshomaru-Quit whining.its not crowded.
Inuyasha-I't would b less crowded if THEY (Bankotsu,Jakotsu,Renkotsu and Suikotsu of the band of 7) weren't heremumbles Stupid dead people...
Kikyo -Than wat am i?
Inuyasha-Lets c... a DEAD, UGLY, WOMEN-SOUL-EATING, CLAY POT THAT'S IN LOVE WITH NARAKU,!
Naraku-Hey i'm dating Shiori!
Sesshomaru-HEY! look wat i found!!holds up diary
Bankotsu-snaches diary I'm gunna tell!
Jakotsu-Catherine's gunna get SOOOOOO ticked!
--With Me--
Me-waving 2 Lil' sis and closes drapes, locks all doors leading outside and all that good stuff OK GUYS COME ON OUT!!
Every1 comes running out at full blast weezing and gasping 4 air
Sesshy-KAMI-SAMA, I CAN STILL SMELL IT!!
Me-Wat's wrong?
Jakotsu-Inuyasha, Kikyo and Renkotsu farted at the same time.
Me-um...EWWWWWWW- wait KIKYO?
Kikyo-Yes?
Me flings Kikyo into VERY big bag that resembles Santas'
Renkotsu-Where'd ya get the bag?
Me-...um... uh... IKILLEDSANTA.
Sesshomaru, Inuyasha-Every1 except Naraku-what? (apparently they didnt get it)
Me-Dont tell Madie or Naraku!
Naraku-points at me with shock in eyes Wait-U KILLED SANTA!!I THOUGHT HE WASNT GIVING ME PRESENTS BECAUSE I WAS BAD BUT NOOOOOOOOOO! SO Y'D YA DO IT?!
Me-Cuz he gave me coal!
Bankotsu-That's it?
Me nods headthat's it.
Seshy-Oh yeah Catherine! Bankotsu was looking at ur DIAAARY!
Jakotsu-THAT'S NOT TRUE H-
Me-1, Bankotsu already know all my secrets 2, I dont have a Diary and 3, that's Madies'. Now u were saying Jakotsu?
Jak-It was Sesshy who was looking at it.
Me-Looks/sounds Sango when Miroku gropes her OH REEEEEALY?! I HATE LIARS!!AND PEOPLE WHO TOUCH STUFF THAT'S NOT THEIRS!
4 the next 15 mins Sesshomaru learned to keep his hands off stuff that's not his
--Once done with decorating and Madie is commin home--
Me-every1 hide and come out and scream 'surprise' when i come in the living room. K?
Every1-K!
Madie come's in Me-MADIE every1 hides Hey let me take that 4 u! hangs up coat and walks in 2 living room
Every1-SURPRISE!!
Madie-screams, faints, and wakes back up as Sesshomaru picks her up
Me- We have 2 presents 4 u.
Madie-What r they?!
Bankotsu-Well lets find out.Ok men Bring out the 1st gift! (Bankotsu, Me, Jakotsu, and Madie r Friends)
Jakotsu and Renkotsu bring out Kikyo
Jakotsu-Instead of a Pinyata (sp?) we stuffed Kikyo's hollow clay body full of Candy.
Kikyo and Madie- How did u do that?
Inuyasha-We have our ways.
--After beating the crap out of Kikyo--
Me-K time 4 present #2!!
Sesshomaru-Madie will u b my girlfriend?
Madie-Squeal YES!
Me-Awwwwww look at the new couple.
Jakotsu-Yeah now u and Bankotsu arent the only couple anymore!
Me blush
Bankotsuchuckles you forget Jakotsu, Naraku and Shiori.
Jakotsu-Ohhhhhyeah!
Inuyasha-speaking of wich where is she?
Me-She's at the movies with Naraku He left a LOOOONG time ago.
--After every1 leaves 4 their home(except Jakotsu, he's having a sleep over)--
Me-K Madie time 4 bed.
Madie-Night guys.
Me and Jakotsu-Night.
We stayed up and watched movies and then fell asleep on diffrent couches
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A/N-Well i Just felt like writing this 4 my Lil' Sis who's birthday is Todat August 9th. Tell me if it was funny or if u liked it and TAKE MY POLL or i can't do any interviews!
