Ok this is so stupid but I wanted to do this but I really don't care what
you say as long as it's good cuz I wanna continue but like this whole story
is about when malfoy learns a spell and transforms everyone into emus and
trys to take over the world will Sasha be able to save to wizard world
from evil sorcerer dude malfoy??? FIND OUT!
I dun own harry potter or any of it contents
Attack Of The Giant Emus
AKA: Malfoys world domination plot
Chapter 1: The Plot Begins
It was a fine day at Hogwarts as Sasha was busily drooling over her potions master, Professor Snape. As she watched him in his every move, doodling in her small notebook little drawings of him "Sexyness, pure sexyness." She said to herself as she kept on staring at him dreamily. "You need to get a life Sasha, worshiping and praising snape won't get your grades any higher." Malfoy said as he laughed " "well excuse me for thinking he's sexy!" "Eww..Gross." whispered Hermione "well he is!" "God Sasha who lit the fuse on your tampon?" "Snape did, but really Malfoy who lit yours that's what Id like to know! So nah." Malfoy sat there angrily "Ill get you when you're sleeping my darling. Ha ha ha" said malfoy so Sasha went back to drooling over snape after a few minutes "Excuse me Ms. Sochere but you have staring at me for the last 5 minutes tell me what has intrigued you?" he asked with a sullen expression "I.erm. Ack.. Was taking notes.. Yeah that's it I was taking notes." "Ooh your gonna get it now." Said malfoy "shut it." Snape gave her a death look "Erm. BLAST!"
"It was all his fault!" she then pointed to malfoy Sasha gave snape a puppy eyed look of sadness he then turned to malfoy "Mr. Malfoy? Of all students to be picking on 5 points from Slytherin.oh how disappointing." By the time he took points the class was over "You relize how much I hate you right now." Said malfoy "so I don't care as long as I got snape." She sighed and fell on the floor purposely "snapes such a pissy bitch." Said Ron as he passed by "YEAH well HE'S MY PISSY BITCH!" screamed Sasha as she lay on the floor she then got off and brushed herself off "Life sucks." Then she went off "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!" laughed malfoy in a stupid kind of way "uh malfoy was that needed?" asked crabbe "Uh.. YES YES IT wAS I NEEDED TO PRACTICE THAT FOR wHEN I DOMINATE THIS world AND TO GET BACK AT SASHA! NO` LAUGH wITH ME BOTH OF YOU!" "err.. ok" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAA!" so for the next few minutes they all laughed then Snape pulled out a big stick and every one died
erm. that's not the ending but 2 lazy to think of a good one for the ending of this chapter until I get more reviews ill write more
Attack Of The Giant Emus
AKA: Malfoys world domination plot
Chapter 1: The Plot Begins
It was a fine day at Hogwarts as Sasha was busily drooling over her potions master, Professor Snape. As she watched him in his every move, doodling in her small notebook little drawings of him "Sexyness, pure sexyness." She said to herself as she kept on staring at him dreamily. "You need to get a life Sasha, worshiping and praising snape won't get your grades any higher." Malfoy said as he laughed " "well excuse me for thinking he's sexy!" "Eww..Gross." whispered Hermione "well he is!" "God Sasha who lit the fuse on your tampon?" "Snape did, but really Malfoy who lit yours that's what Id like to know! So nah." Malfoy sat there angrily "Ill get you when you're sleeping my darling. Ha ha ha" said malfoy so Sasha went back to drooling over snape after a few minutes "Excuse me Ms. Sochere but you have staring at me for the last 5 minutes tell me what has intrigued you?" he asked with a sullen expression "I.erm. Ack.. Was taking notes.. Yeah that's it I was taking notes." "Ooh your gonna get it now." Said malfoy "shut it." Snape gave her a death look "Erm. BLAST!"
"It was all his fault!" she then pointed to malfoy Sasha gave snape a puppy eyed look of sadness he then turned to malfoy "Mr. Malfoy? Of all students to be picking on 5 points from Slytherin.oh how disappointing." By the time he took points the class was over "You relize how much I hate you right now." Said malfoy "so I don't care as long as I got snape." She sighed and fell on the floor purposely "snapes such a pissy bitch." Said Ron as he passed by "YEAH well HE'S MY PISSY BITCH!" screamed Sasha as she lay on the floor she then got off and brushed herself off "Life sucks." Then she went off "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaha!" laughed malfoy in a stupid kind of way "uh malfoy was that needed?" asked crabbe "Uh.. YES YES IT wAS I NEEDED TO PRACTICE THAT FOR wHEN I DOMINATE THIS world AND TO GET BACK AT SASHA! NO` LAUGH wITH ME BOTH OF YOU!" "err.. ok" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAA!" so for the next few minutes they all laughed then Snape pulled out a big stick and every one died
erm. that's not the ending but 2 lazy to think of a good one for the ending of this chapter until I get more reviews ill write more
