When the Bella, Alice, Esme, and Rosalie were out shopping, Emmett had a bright idea.
"Why don't we have a spitting contest?" he asked, a huge grin on his face.
Edward has a disgusted look on his face. "Emmett," he began, "That is so uncultured."
"C'mon Edward. The girls are gone, its just us guys! No one's gonna see us!" Emmett persuaded.
Emmett turned to face Jasper, who was sitting on the white couch silently. "Are you in, Jazz?" he asked.
Jasper was silent for a moment, before solemnly nodding.
Emmett's grin got even bigger. He turned back to Edward. "Come on, man!" he pleaded.
Edward sat unmoving for a moment before sighing and saying, "Fine."
"YES!" Emmett exclaimed.
The boys headed to the backyard. There was a small river separating the Cullens backyard and a small forest.
"Ok, who'll go first?" Emmett asked, his grin taking up most of his face now.
"I guess I will," Edward said.
"Ok, I'll go second then," Emmett said, "Jazz, you're third." He added
Once again, Jasper silently nodded.
"Ok, here it goes," Edward said. He took a deep breath, and exhaled loudly. He looked over to glare at Emmett. "This is so caddish," he said.
Emmett glared back at Edward before saying, "C'mon, you agreed! Just do it!"
Edward took another deep breath, and finally spit. Emmett ran at super in-human speeds over the river and followed it, and marked how far Edward had spit.
Next, it was Emmett's turn. "You ready to get creamed?" he asked, looking at Edward.
Edward simply stood with his hands behind his back, feeling like a cad.
Emmett spit, and ran after it. It was almost 2 times as far as Edward.
He returned and put his face just inches from Edward's. "HA!!!" he yelled.
Edward didn't say anything in response.
"Ok, Jazz. Go," Emmett said.
Jasper stepped forward and inhaled a large breath. He spit too, and Emmett followed once again. A few minutes past, and Emmett still didn't return. About 15 minutes later, Emmett finally came back.
Edward gave him a strange look and asked, "Did you get lost or something?"
Emmett was breathing very hard. "No….I…lost track of it…by the time….it got…..2 blocks away," he responded.
Edward turned, mouth open, towards Jasper. He had a small grin on his face, his head nodding.
"I knew I would win," he said with the smirk still on his face.
