Ok, here it is people, my first story posted on here. Now be nice, keep the flames down, and tip your waitresses. As usual, I do not own Ocarina of Time (but I do have a replica), Legend of Zelda, or Hyrule. If you're nice I will add another chapter soon.
It was a beautiful day in Hyrule. The birds sang, the bugs buzzed, and the fairy snored. So loudly in fact, they could hear her in Zora's Domain. In the remote forest, where the Great Deku Tree dwelled is where the snores originated. The Great Deku Tree rolled his eyes and poked the sleeping fairy with a branch. "Navi, NAVI! Wake up, you're snoring again and I need your help anyway." The fairy rolled over in her sleep and continued snoring. Knowing it would wake her, the Great Deku Tree said, "You're going to have bark on your face." Navi snapped up immediately. "Good," said the Great Deku Tree, "Now, I have a mission for you. You are finally going to have a Kokiri to look after." Navi's light got brighter in excitement. "Wow! Finally my own Kokiri," she said, "Who is it? I know it's a new one right?" "No," said the Deku Tree with a smile, "It's Link." Navi's smile disappeared and her chin dropped. "Oh no, not Link!" she cried, "He is the most clumsy boy I have ever seen! He can trip over a blade of grass!" "Please, Navi," said the Deku Tree, weakness coming into his voice, "I don't have much time left." "Oh, okay," she said grumpily, "I'll go get him." And with that she flew out of the Deku Tree's Meadow.
Meanwhile, at Link's house, he was asleep and in the middle of a nightmare. "No, not the fish again," he mumbled, "Mido, not the fish." (Well, I didn't say it was THE nightmare.) Navi flew in the door and over to Link. "Hey doofus, wake up!" she yelled. But Link just rolled over. "I can't believe we are depending on this klutz to save all of Hyrule." Link then woke up and stretched. "Hey, wait. Did someone just call me a doofus?" he asked. Navi sighed, "Up here, Link. I'm your new fairy." Link looked up and gasped. "Me? I have a fairy? Yahoo, Mido watch out!" He ran out the door and promptly fell to the ground about 6 feet below. Navi sighed again and followed him.
Saria came running up to them. She had seen Link fall. "Um, are you alright?" she asked. "Yep," replied Link, "Do it all the time." Saria shrugged, "Ok, if you say so. Oh wow! You have a fairy! Now you are a true Kokiri but you are still a klutz. This means the Great Deku tree has summoned you! Go see him now!" Link ran off toward the Deku Tree's Meadow, falling in the pond on the way. When he got there, he found Mido standing in his way. "Huh, you don't even have a fairy. How do I know the Great Deku tree has summoned you." He said. "What do you think she is a firefly on steroids?" Link replied, pointing at Navi. "Now that you mention it, that's exactly what she looks like," said Mido. Navi turned bright red in anger and flew full speed into Mido's face. "Ug," said Mido, now with a fairy shaped dent in his cheek, "You still can't see the Deku Tree without a sword and shield, no matter how hard your firefly hits me." "Ok," said Link, laughing, "I'll see what I can do."
Walking back to his house to tell Saria what had happened, Link said, "Navi, you may be the best thing to happen to this forest. Everyone else is afraid to stand up to Mido." Navi blushed and was about to say thanks when Link added, "Not bad for a firefly." Navi started to glow red with anger again. Link noticed this and panicked. "I mean a fairy! Uh, let's just see what Saria has to say, ok?" Navi went back to blue and nodded. Link sighed in relief, knowing he had cheated certain pain for once.
They reached Link's house where Saria was waiting to see what happened. "What?!" she cried, "Mido won't let you in? Well, I'll hit him later. Right now, you really should get a sword and shield. The forest is getting kind of odd." "Yeah," replied Link, "I saw the dress in Mido's closet." "Well, I was referring to the monsters around," said Saria, "But I have to admit, Mido's getting odd too." "Ok, I can buy a shield at the shop," said Link, "but where can I find a sword?" "Well," replied Saria, "I know of a secret place by the Know-It-All Brother's house. You get in there by crawling through a small hole in the wall." "Alright," said Link, "I'll go look." Link and Navi turned and walked around looking for Rupees. "I know," said Navi, "Let's see if Mido has any." "What? You want me to ask him?" asked Link. "No, of course not," said Navi, "I know for a fact he has chests in his house." "Ok, sounds promising," replied Link, "Let's go!"
They soon got to Mido's house. "Alright," said Navi, "Quickly, before he comes." "Don't worry;" replied Link, "He's too busy blocking that road. Ok, there they are." He went up to one of the chests and opened it, finding five Rupees. He went to the others and found one Rupee, another five Rupees and a heart. "Ok, that's it," said Link, "We still need about twenty-nine Rupees." They left Mido's house and walked around the forest until they found more than they needed. Then they went through the hole the Saria mentioned. Link nearly got run over by a giant rock rolling around, but it missed him and he reached the chest. He opened it and picked out the sword. He turned to show it to Navi but she was not behind him. He backtracked and found her, flattened into the ground by the rock. He picked her up and got out of there. He took the glowing fairy pancake back to his house and put a bicycle pump in her mouth and pumped it once, inflating her back to normal. She turned red with anger again. Link noticed this and said quickly, "Uh, let's get the shield and get Mido out of the way." This time though, Navi flew into his head really hard, leaving a dent that made Mido's look like a small deal. "Ok," she said, brushing off her wings, "After you regain consciousness." And sure enough, she had hit him so hard that Link was out cold.
After Link came to, they went to the shop and bought a shield, and then went back to where Mido was standing. Link stopped in front of the pool though. "What's up, Link?" asked Navi. "If Mido calls you a firefly again, just nod and smile, we don't need to be delayed again," Link replied. "Why are you being so serious? And you haven't tripped over a thing for awhile," Navi said. "Well," Link said, thoughtfully, "If it will make you happy." He then purposefully tripped over his own boot and went sprawling. "Better?" he asked. Navi smiled, "Much better, thanks. But being called a firefly is a very big insult to a fairy." "Don't worry," Link assured her, "If I find a mask that will turn me into a white-eyed god, I'll come back and get even with Mido for you." "Well, not like that will happen, but I appreciate the gesture," said Navi, laughing, "Come on, let's go see the Great Deku tree now."
They reached Mido. "Hey, 'Mr. No-Fairy' I told you to get a sword and shield. Can't you do anything right?" "Mido, if I use them on you, will you believe I got them?" asked Link. "Mido turned pale. "Uh, alright," he stammered, "Go on then. How did you ever get to be the favorite of Saria and the Great Deku Tree? Humph!" Mido walked away. "Oh," he said over his shoulder, "And get that firefly housetrained." Navi just barely kept her temper.
