Hey, you!
Are regular medicaments and vitamins not giving you the results you desire? Do you wish you could improve your body? Are you tired of not being able to breathe fire? Have you tried EXTREMIS?!
EXTREMIS is the revolutionary new drug developed by the Advanced Idea Mechanics think tank.
With EXTREMIS you'll be able to regenerate any missing limbs, cut through metal like butter, and make wicked kung fu moves against Tony Stark's Iron Man armors.
EXTREMIS acts by filling what we like to call "Empty Slot" on the brain, which controls regeneration in the whole body. With EXTREMIS you'll be too hot to handle!
It's not just amazing! It's EXTREMIS!
Got shot in the face? No problem! With EXTREMIS you'll be healed and ready for your date in a matter of minutes!
Have you ever dreamed about kidnapping the President? With EXTREMIS, now you can!
Lights out at home? Why bother trying to find a flashlight when you can have glow in the dark skin thanks to EXTREMIS!
Hand Buzzers are boring? With EXTREMIS, you can melt the flesh out of your friends' hands in a single handshake. A laughing riot!
This is Pepper Potts. She didn't approve of EXTREMIS at first. Now, she has Super Powers! You too can survive a 50 feet drop in a fiery inferno to rescue your boyfriend in the nick of time! Girl power? NO! EXTREMIS POWER!
EXTREMIS passed the Global Terrorism Test of Quality!
Hear these testimonials from satisfied customers:
"Who do I have to kill for another dose?" - Jack Taggart, Former Soldier
"They gave me a yacht!" - Trevor Slattery, Actor, AIM Shareholder
And here are some words from our founder, Aldrich Killian:
"I am The Mandarin!"
Words to live by.
Don't accept cheap knock-offs like XtremeZ, Super Soldier Serum, or the Infinity Formula. Only EXTREMIS can transform a boring house plant into a weapon of mass destruction!
This is Maya Hansen. She decided NOT to take EXTREMIS. Too bad! If she had, she would have survived that bullet wound.
DON'T BE A MAYA!
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EXTREMIS from Advanced Idea Mechanics. Advanced Idea Mechanics: AIM for the best!
Warning: Prolonged use of EXTREMIS may cause explosive death.
