Chapter One: enter name

Your name is Jacob Crocker, and somehow your alive.
I will explain.
A meteor just crashed into your neighborhood.
Yet your house is still standing. Surrounded by black. Nothing else.
"Damn," you sigh "I didn't even install the game."
- illAdvised [IA] started pestering dairyKing [DK] at 12:04-
IA: J.C.
IA: Jacob
IA: dude what the heck
IA: answer
DK: It's cool I'm here.
IA: its cool dude just don't make me wait that long next time
DK: ok, ok i won't. geez what are you my clingy girlfriend?
IA: nah man
DK: did you get the second disc installed?
IA: no i don't think any of us actually got the 'server player' part of the game installed
DK: makes sense. a meteor nearly just killed me.
IA: the meteor thing happened to you too?
DK: yeah.
IA: ok then i think ryan and june had the same problem they won't stop trying to talk to me.
DK: then reply idiot.
IA: KTHXBAI talk to you later bro
- illAdvised
[IA] ceased pestering dairyKing[DK] at 12:39-

" Geez, Dani cool it with that 'swag' or whatever you call it"

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omg thith ith thort but it'th the firtht chapter of our little adventure!