I don't own Eva (because if I did, the series would have ended different and at some point someone would have 'pantsd' Gendo, and he would have been cool with it) or much of anything else of much worth, so sueing me really wont get anyone anything, now will it? Anyway I don't want money for my stuff and wont take it if its offered so now that that's settled, enjoy. If this concept is similar to any pre-done works I apologize, I wouldn't do it on purpose.
BH productions presents:
Energizer omache

The red Eva stood defiantly staring down its opponents. Nine to one odds didn't look good for Auska and she knew it.

"Misato makes it sound so easy." She huffed, "Well, only three and a half minutes"

Unit02 exploded into motion, charging the first while eva with the intent of ripping the life out of it.

"DIE YOU BAST..huh"

Without warning the mp Eva shook slightly and collapsed flat on its face. Unit 02 skidded to a halt and took a glance around; all the others started to fall like the first.

Auska quirked her brow, "um..okay," she willed herself to the fallen enemy. "What the hell is that?"

On the back of the mp Eva was a large panel with an arrow pointed up. Unit 02 reached down and pushed opening it like a giant action figure. Before Auska sat the mysterious S^2 engine..it seemed to have writing on the side.

Zooming the camera in, "super-volt?"

Unit02 face-faulted along with the entire JSSDF army.

For a moment it was quiet enough that you could almost hear a young blue haired giggle on the long walk back up to the surface.

***************** Sweatdrops gathered on the surfaces of the SEELE monoliths before they turned to SEELE 05.

SEELE 05: "I..I got a really good deal," (very quietly) "and free t-shirt"

(Long silence.)

SEELE 01 (before blinking out): "Screw you guys."

***************** Unit02 picked itself off the ground.

"Yeah..that's what you get." Auska taunted kinda awkwardly, she felt her mother shrug in the Eva. With a shake of its head the Unit02 began its trek back down to headquarters, its pilot trying to come up with a plan to get the boy inside to buy her lunch and if he played his cards right a movie later

***************** (Tokyo III lookout)

We see a strange old pink bunny with shades and a drum.

"Energizer S^2 engines they keep going and going and splash"

The bunny explodes into orange goo