~Authors notes~
Mona: Hey guy its Mona, as you've probably already guessed. This would be my first Hetalia fanfic. Yay! So yeah I know I'm not the best at editing my stories, really just feel free to tell me if anything is misspelled or there are any other error, and I'll see what I can do about it. I do not own any of the Hetalia characters, no matter how much I want to I don't. Anyway I hope you guys like it and please review.
-Mona out ^ w ^
Introduction
If you're one of those people looking for another one of those lovely little fairytales with the cute little happily ever after's then boy have you come to the wrong place. This isn't one of those precious little stories where the handsome prince rescues the princess and the fall deeply and madly in love and right of in to the pretty sunset. I know it kind of sucks, but for this story you're going to have to come back to fucking reality town you whack jobs.
Okay now that I've explained that, I should probably introduce myself to you dumb asses.
I am Lovino Vargas and to sum things up my life sucks balls. I bet all you people out there are thinking, 'Oh it can't be that bad, or he's just exaggerating.' Wrong! It is that bad and no I' not exaggerating. I guess I should probably tell you more about myself. My family is basically your average family, I have a twin brother Feliciano, but I call him Feli. We live with our dad in a two bed room apartment, my dad has one room, Feli and I get the other. No, we don't sleep in the same bed, for all you creepers out there. It's just the three of us, well we used to have a mom, but that was a long time ago and I'd rather not talk about it.
Now all you normal people are probably asking yourselves, 'What's wrong with that seems okay to me?' Ha, your just seeing the exterior, everything's much prettier on the outside. The real question though is wether were willing to go further than that to get the answers we want. If you've read this far well congratulations, the rest of you are fucking pansies. Fine whatever I suppose you'll be wanting to hear the rest now. Okay, I tell you here goes nothing.
b/c
~Authors notes~
Mona: Sorry for ending it like that I just couldn't help myself. Well I hope you guys enjoyed this first part and I apologize for Romano's attitude.
Ro: I don't have an attitude!
Mona: Shut up Romano! Any who I intend to update soon. I actually already have the next part, so please try to be patient. Okay that's pretty much it and once again I own nothing.
~Mona out. ^ w ^
